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Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating?
#19317245 - 12/23/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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If so, how'd it go?
I did, one time I was binge drinking and though it was a good idea to start messaging this chick on facebook I used to go to school with. Well I was really drunk and we started talking for a little, then the next night I was even more drunk and I told her that I had a dream about her, for some reason it seemed like a good idea at the time. I didn't even have a dream about her.
She was flattered to say the least, but I got embarrassed and I wasn't realy feeling her when I was sober, so I blocked her on Facebook and never talked to her again. Dick move on my part, but fuck it.
Then I was kicking it with this other girl I liked a lot one day, and I ended up going to jail that night. Then when I got out she asked me if I wacked off and thought about her when I was in jail. So I said yeah, because I did. She didn't seem creeped out or anything, I think she actually enjoyed that I did it in some creepy way.
That's pretty much the two creepiest things I've ever done.
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: TrentBoyett]
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I never have, but I could see myself doing something like that these days. I try to be pretty open with people.
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It's the kind of thing you shouldn't say (unless it's going to get you laid)
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Patlal]
#19317288 - 12/23/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re Haveyouever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Patlal]
#19317297 - 12/23/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Patlal]
#19317319 - 12/23/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Patlal said: It's the kind of thing you shouldn't say (unless it's going to get you laid)
That's what I was going for, lol.
But I've seen some girls say it comes off as really creepy.
It would've gotten me laid the one time if I wasn't such a bitch.
The other time it just came up in conversation and I decided to be truthful, in hopes it would somehow lead to something, but someone else was there and they changed the subject before I got to ask her if I could make what I imagined happen actually happen.
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Re: Re Haveyouever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/thought about them while masturbating? [Re: TopPmz] 1
#19317323 - 12/23/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I tried but I honestly can't even think of any possible way you could say that and sound any sort of eloquent.
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#19317375 - 12/23/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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TrentBoyett said:
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Patlal said: It's the kind of thing you shouldn't say (unless it's going to get you laid)
That's what I was going for, lol.
But I've seen some girls say it comes off as really creepy.
It would've gotten me laid the one time if I wasn't such a bitch.
The other time it just came up in conversation and I decided to be truthful, in hopes it would somehow lead to something, but someone else was there and they changed the subject before I got to ask her if I could make what I imagined happen actually happen.
WEll it depends if you come in like this, you might have a good result

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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Patlal]
#19317389 - 12/23/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have on a couple occasions. Both times were about a girl I eventually ended up dating.
I don't see anything wrong with telling a lady you rubbed one out to her or had a wet dream. I want to hear a woman's perspective on this subject tho.
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How fucking awesome would it be if a random girl tells you that she rubbed one out thinking of you? This is the reason why I go up to random girls and tell them about how I beat my meat 5 minutes ago, and have dreams about her every other night.

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That meme reminds me, my friend once told this girl I liked that he caught me wacking off to her fb pics because he liked her too.
This nigga never even ever caught me doing shit, he was just cock blocking.
Also if a girl told me that I'd probably fall in love right there.
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TrentBoyett said: That meme reminds me, my friend once told this girl I liked that he caught me wacking off to her fb pics because he liked her too.
This nigga never even ever caught me doing shit, he was just cock blocking.
Also if a girl told me that I'd probably fall in love right there.
Imagine accidentally hitting the "l" key while whacking off to a girl's fb picture from 2 years ago... (pressing l = like; if you unlike it would make it more weird because the girl will still get the notification )
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No, I've never told anyone that I masturbated to their image. That comes off as extremely like.
but I just masturbated thinking about OP
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Imagine accidentally hitting the "l" key while whacking off to a girl's fb picture from 2 years ago... (pressing l = like; if you unlike it would make it more weird because the girl will still get the notification )
Lol, I've done it on Fb, instagram, twitter, etc... never while wacking it, just while creeping. Touch screens can be tricky, lol.
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Everlong said: No, I've never told anyone that I masturbated to their image. That comes off as extremely like.
but I just masturbated thinking about OP 
I wasn't talking about wacking it to pics really, just wacking it while thinking about them.
Either way, I think it's pretty creepy, but they didn't.
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Patlal i lold
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I said image, but I meant what you meant mjmhilov.
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I only think about South Park characters when I whack it.
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Patlal]
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Cage still get dat pussy doh.
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Wet dreams- no
Sex dreams on the other hand...
There may or may not have been a certain chica from school who I keep running into in my sleep.
This is my non-aggressive form of communication/hitting on her. A blip on the internet, like a single radio cast on a stormy night radiating from a home station. Happy holidays lil' dream senorita
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: SkeletalSpore]
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Let's think optimistically.
What if the girl you're masturbating to is masturbating to YOU at the same time?
Dude, the universe.
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Konichiwaffle]
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Konichiwaffle said: Let's think optimistically.
What if the girl you're masturbating to is masturbating to YOU at the same time?
Dude, the universe.
Mutual masturbation.
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Konichiwaffle]
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I just spent 20 minutes trying to remember the groups name that makes these music videos Finally found it!
watch their other videos too 
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: SkeletalSpore]
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You really shouldn't be giving me ideas like this!!!
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LOL, good times.
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: kr0nik0]
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kr0nik0 said: I have on a couple occasions. Both times were about a girl I eventually ended up dating.
I don't see anything wrong with telling a lady you rubbed one out to her or had a wet dream. I want to hear a woman's perspective on this subject tho.
Before I met POM or saw his picture I told him I was going to pleasure myself to the thought of him 
I would have found it off putting if he said it before we had been together for a while, I know that's hypocritical. I find it sexy now though.
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Yeah I have, it's also how I got laid for the first time at 16 
Thank you AOL Instant Messaging.... you got me laid.
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#21509139 - 04/06/15 08:18 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Iv'e had a few young ladies tell me they've done the deed to me, my thought, or my tantalizing wordplay.
Iv'e heard it over phone too without realizing until after.
Iv'e lied about having done so to women more than i have i think. I don't really get horny much anymore and don't care for casual sex or sexual innuendos.
It's always uplifting to ones ego to hear though ( like i need that...).. But i don't really care if they do or don't if they get enjoyment from me it makes me happy no matter what form. Albeit a bit weird for me but eh...
Edit: Okay there's one person who i have told this, and it's my ex and while we were together but that's pretty normal lol. Especially when you're camming with her while doing so i think it was mutual.... defiantly was mutual... that boats long sailed though or maybe it sunk.. i forget sometimes
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: DpRwav]
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: 28064212]
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My ex girlfriend asked me to be extremely honest with her and asked her if I ever jerked it and if I did, was she the one I thought about, and then told me she didn't care if there was anyone else since I was just thinking about it *SUSPECT WARNING INITIATED*
needless to say, my suspicions were correct, she almost didn't talk to me for two days when I told her that while she was the only girl I would engage in sexual activity with, she wasn't the only girl I thought about.
Never be dumb and fall for this shit, if a girl says she doesn't care. she fucking cares....a lot. Lies are what make the world go round friends.
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
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of course I have
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: TrentBoyett]
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I have, didn't go well when I told
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: koods]
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it's best if you tell them afterwards rather than during. i had to learn that one the hard way.
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: koods]
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It was a guy lol and i just remembered yours
I just
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: SunnyD]
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Hehe I remember this thread 
I've only told my girlfriend, not a random
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Haha ya this girl I'm tryna fuck recently. She loved it and ended up keeping me up all night texting me sexy pictures and shit when I had to work at 7am. But I don't live very close to her anymore. About 2 hours by car. Bummer.
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Enjoywho]
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2 hours is nuthin, go for it
yesterday some dude who im friends witb told me he jacked off to me. i didnt really care either way, i think my response was "good that means ur healthy"
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Sheekle said: 2 hours is nuthin, go for it
yesterday some dude who im friends witb told me he jacked off to me. i didnt really care either way, i think my response was "good that means ur healthy"
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Sheekle said: 2 hours is nuthin, go for it
yesterday some dude who im friends witb told me he jacked off to me. i didnt really care either way, i think my response was "good that means ur healthy"
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Sheekle said: 2 hours is nuthin, go for it
yesterday some dude who im friends witb told me he jacked off to me. i didnt really care either way, i think my response was "good that means ur healthy"

That made me laugh so hard
" good that means your healthy. Healthy people jerk off to me.
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Why wouldn't someone like that. It's a compliment.
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: koods]
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If she's wearing yoga pants in a picture she must just assume people are masturbating to it
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yesterday some dude who im friends witb told me he jacked off to me. i didnt really care either way, i think my response was "good that means ur healthy"
Well I don't drive. But I actually just got hired at the same seafood processing plant. Just hard to get her alone as she has 2 kids. We've made out a handful of times. I want to tear that ass up she's a cutie 
Tons of cute girls got a lift back into town with an 18 y/o that I met today in orientation. God damn she's fuckin sexy.
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