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TrentBoyett
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Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating?
#19317245 - 12/23/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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If so, how'd it go?
I did, one time I was binge drinking and though it was a good idea to start messaging this chick on facebook I used to go to school with. Well I was really drunk and we started talking for a little, then the next night I was even more drunk and I told her that I had a dream about her, for some reason it seemed like a good idea at the time. I didn't even have a dream about her.
She was flattered to say the least, but I got embarrassed and I wasn't realy feeling her when I was sober, so I blocked her on Facebook and never talked to her again. Dick move on my part, but fuck it.
Then I was kicking it with this other girl I liked a lot one day, and I ended up going to jail that night. Then when I got out she asked me if I wacked off and thought about her when I was in jail. So I said yeah, because I did. She didn't seem creeped out or anything, I think she actually enjoyed that I did it in some creepy way.
That's pretty much the two creepiest things I've ever done.
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19317264 - 12/23/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I never have, but I could see myself doing something like that these days. I try to be pretty open with people.
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: TrentBoyett] 1
#19317268 - 12/23/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's the kind of thing you shouldn't say (unless it's going to get you laid)
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Patlal]
#19317288 - 12/23/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i tell this to everyone new i meet
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Re Haveyouever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Patlal]
#19317297 - 12/23/13 05:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: It's the kind of thing you shouldn't say (unless it's going to get you laid)
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Patlal]
#19317319 - 12/23/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: It's the kind of thing you shouldn't say (unless it's going to get you laid)
That's what I was going for, lol.
But I've seen some girls say it comes off as really creepy.
It would've gotten me laid the one time if I wasn't such a bitch.
The other time it just came up in conversation and I decided to be truthful, in hopes it would somehow lead to something, but someone else was there and they changed the subject before I got to ask her if I could make what I imagined happen actually happen.
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Re: Re Haveyouever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/thought about them while masturbating? [Re: TopPmz] 1
#19317323 - 12/23/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I tried but I honestly can't even think of any possible way you could say that and sound any sort of eloquent.
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: TrentBoyett] 1
#19317375 - 12/23/13 05:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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TrentBoyett said:
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Patlal said: It's the kind of thing you shouldn't say (unless it's going to get you laid)
That's what I was going for, lol.
But I've seen some girls say it comes off as really creepy.
It would've gotten me laid the one time if I wasn't such a bitch.
The other time it just came up in conversation and I decided to be truthful, in hopes it would somehow lead to something, but someone else was there and they changed the subject before I got to ask her if I could make what I imagined happen actually happen.
WEll it depends if you come in like this, you might have a good result

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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Patlal]
#19317389 - 12/23/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have on a couple occasions. Both times were about a girl I eventually ended up dating.
I don't see anything wrong with telling a lady you rubbed one out to her or had a wet dream. I want to hear a woman's perspective on this subject tho.
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ac1dHeaD said: i tell this to everyone new i meet
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How fucking awesome would it be if a random girl tells you that she rubbed one out thinking of you? This is the reason why I go up to random girls and tell them about how I beat my meat 5 minutes ago, and have dreams about her every other night.

Edited by SkeletalSpore (12/23/13 06:28 PM)
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TrentBoyett
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That meme reminds me, my friend once told this girl I liked that he caught me wacking off to her fb pics because he liked her too.
This nigga never even ever caught me doing shit, he was just cock blocking.
Also if a girl told me that I'd probably fall in love right there.
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TrentBoyett said: That meme reminds me, my friend once told this girl I liked that he caught me wacking off to her fb pics because he liked her too.
This nigga never even ever caught me doing shit, he was just cock blocking.
Also if a girl told me that I'd probably fall in love right there.
Imagine accidentally hitting the "l" key while whacking off to a girl's fb picture from 2 years ago... (pressing l = like; if you unlike it would make it more weird because the girl will still get the notification )
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No, I've never told anyone that I masturbated to their image. That comes off as extremely like.
but I just masturbated thinking about OP
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SkeletalSpore said:
Imagine accidentally hitting the "l" key while whacking off to a girl's fb picture from 2 years ago... (pressing l = like; if you unlike it would make it more weird because the girl will still get the notification )
Lol, I've done it on Fb, instagram, twitter, etc... never while wacking it, just while creeping. Touch screens can be tricky, lol.
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Everlong said: No, I've never told anyone that I masturbated to their image. That comes off as extremely like.
but I just masturbated thinking about OP 
I wasn't talking about wacking it to pics really, just wacking it while thinking about them.
Either way, I think it's pretty creepy, but they didn't.
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Patlal i lold
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I said image, but I meant what you meant mjmhilov.
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I only think about South Park characters when I whack it.
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Patlal]
#19317728 - 12/23/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cage still get dat pussy doh.
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