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Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread
    #19315711 - 12/23/13 11:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Wisdom:
1. don't come back to your families house and smoke in their garage over christmas break. :lol::facepalm:
2.  tits! tits are a great anti depressant
3. If you eat a lot of cheese eat an apple to aid digestion
4. Music is necessary for many to maintain happiness on a bleak winter day!
5. Love is more important than money (99% of the time)
6. Live like you're like a fuckin king and have the humbleness of a servant
7. Care about nature and immerse yourself in it. It helps many a lost soul.
8. Don't eat shit food
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Creativity:
1. Play instruments
2. Watercolor paint!
3. Sing
4. Dance
5. Collaborate with fellow stoners

More to come....Feel free to contribute!

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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: i like cow poo]
    #19315719 - 12/23/13 11:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Oooo I like already, OP!

I offer this: You can't dance to death metal, and believe me--we've tried.


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: i like cow poo]
    #19315765 - 12/23/13 11:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Grilled PB&J


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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19315779 - 12/23/13 11:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Omfg that sounds good


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: st1llnox]
    #19315824 - 12/23/13 11:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Stoned sexy time is always fun..........:awehigh:


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #19316364 - 12/23/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

fuck yea. i love me some pussy and affection when stoned:manofapproval:


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: i like cow poo]
    #19316388 - 12/23/13 02:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Walks, especially late night walks (for me), really make me feel good. Clears your head like nothing else


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: dontknow]
    #19316392 - 12/23/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Late night walks are the best. I haven't done that in a long time


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19316466 - 12/23/13 02:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Grilled PB&J




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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: CodeLion]
    #19316661 - 12/23/13 03:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:ronpaul:


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Edited by Konichiwaffle (12/23/13 03:37 PM)


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #19316729 - 12/23/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I was completely misled by this title, I thought it was wisdom about stoners or related to being stoned.

This is just a common sense thread.


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19316749 - 12/23/13 03:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Now you make me want to delete post because sound stupid.


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #19316754 - 12/23/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Konichiwaffle said:
Now you make me want to delete post because sound stupid.



do not even , your ideas are actually legit


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19316758 - 12/23/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Put them back up! :kingcrankey:


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19316798 - 12/23/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

TOO LATE!!!!!

I'll post more though.

7.  Don't think cute black girl you are smoking with is an incarnation of Eve.  This happened to me before and I was wrong.  Plus don't show her every rap song you know.  More about sharing music on 9.

8.  If you're way too stoned, try drinking a cup of coffee.  Might be common sense, but I always do this after I smoke because it balances exactly where I want to be.  Ten times less paranoid, which is definitely a huge issue for me.

9.  When you are hotboxing with your friends, develop a system on how to share music.  First off, you are in your host's car, so he has first dibs.  My friends and I took turns with playlists.  Rotation of three songs per playlist.  We introduced each other to a lot of new stuff.  Plus we got rid of the jukebox nazi.  Two birds with one stone.


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #19316805 - 12/23/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Awe why you gotta be so self conscious for?:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19316813 - 12/23/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

one persons common sense is another persons epiphany:cookiemonster:


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #19316816 - 12/23/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Fucking tacos man  :ancientaliens:


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: i like cow poo]
    #19317055 - 12/23/13 04:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

i like cow poo said:
Awe why you gotta be so self conscious for?:canthelpbutlaugh:




Dude everyone needs to completely trash their entire life once to the point of completely losing shame. There's a strength and freedom depending on how you balance it with candor, but you'll know it because people (especially ones you just meet) will remark on how "real" you are... a term I've just recently attained a firm sense of.


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Re: Stoner Wisdom and Creativity Thread [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19317064 - 12/23/13 04:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Fucking tacos man  :ancientaliens:




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