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LifeGiver
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Need someone from canada to help me...
#19312000 - 12/22/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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please pm me for more info. thanks;)
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FruitOfLife
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: LifeGiver] 5
#19312004 - 12/22/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: FruitOfLife] 1
#19312010 - 12/22/13 01:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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No one lives in Canada.
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Versicolor
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: larry.fisherman] 1
#19312012 - 12/22/13 01:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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XLCaps said: No one lives in Canada.
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hidenseek1
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: Versicolor]
#19312046 - 12/22/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Versicolor said:
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XLCaps said: No one lives in Canada.
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Synthe
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: hidenseek1]
#19312054 - 12/22/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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hidenseek1 said:
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Versicolor said:
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XLCaps said: No one lives in Canada.
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underfliptown
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: hidenseek1]
#19312070 - 12/22/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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im from canada but due to the extremely sketchy nature of this thread i will not be pming you.
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LifeGiver
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: underfliptown]
#19312078 - 12/22/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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hustler010@safe-mail.net
less sketchey? want my pgp too?
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underfliptown
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: LifeGiver]
#19312082 - 12/22/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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...no justno.
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pwnasaurus
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: LifeGiver]
#19312083 - 12/22/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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If you can't post it here no one is going to help you.
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LifeGiver
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: LifeGiver]
#19312097 - 12/22/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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fuck it... put 2 and 2 together https://buckledbonzi.co.uk/account.php need some shit for mc/gc testing!
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FruitOfLife
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: LifeGiver]
#19312118 - 12/22/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Maybe, just maybe someone might contact you if you used Privnote... But I still doubt it
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Synth Ethics
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: LifeGiver]
#19312193 - 12/22/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LifeGiver said: fuck it... put 2 and 2 together https://buckledbonzi.co.uk/account.php need some shit for mc/gc testing!
you can't ask/post source here so if that's what you want forget it. we can help about everything else.
why it's gotta be private?
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hidenseek1
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: FruitOfLife]
#19312221 - 12/22/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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FruitOfLife said: Maybe, just maybe someone might contact you if you used Privnote... But I still doubt it
that websites so shit, i sent a note coded with military phonetics and code names to my gf thinking the self destruct thing would look cool and have like animations of it burning up after or something, but it just gives a small little text, this note has been destroyed
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: hidenseek1]
#19312260 - 12/22/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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The Vapor
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: Synthe]
#19312263 - 12/22/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Synthe said:
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hidenseek1 said:
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Versicolor said:
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XLCaps said: No one lives in Canada.
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Synth Ethics
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: hidenseek1]
#19312269 - 12/22/13 03:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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hidenseek1 said:
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FruitOfLife said: Maybe, just maybe someone might contact you if you used Privnote... But I still doubt it
that websites so shit, i sent a note coded with military phonetics and code names to my gf thinking the self destruct thing would look cool and have like animations of it burning up after or something, but it just gives a small little text, this note has been destroyed
just because it doesn't meet your frivolous expectations doesn't mean it's shit.
Edited by Synth Ethics (12/22/13 03:47 PM)
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trekie
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: LifeGiver]
#19312417 - 12/22/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Op you got your Dick stuck in the maple syrup bottle didn't you. Don't worry it happens to all Canadians its like a right of passage. Now go knock on your dads door and he will help you get off. Oh I mean get it off.
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Khii Khwaay
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: trekie]
#19312425 - 12/22/13 03:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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He's got a Tims cup stuck on his hockey stick, eh
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LifeGiver
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: trekie]
#19312446 - 12/22/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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trekie said: Op you got your Dick stuck in the maple syrup bottle didn't you. Don't worry it happens to all Canadians its like a right of passage. Now go knock on your dads door and he will help you get off. Oh I mean get it off.[/quoat] too bad im not canadian... dont be so quick to jump to conclusions brah
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: LifeGiver]
#19312459 - 12/22/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LifeGiver said:
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trekie said: Op you got your Dick stuck in the maple syrup bottle didn't you. Don't worry it happens to all Canadians its like a right of passage. Now go knock on your dads door and he will help you get off. Oh I mean get it off.[/quoat] too bad im not canadian... dont be so quick to jump to conclusions brah
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LifeGiver said:
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trekie said: So you did get your Dick stuck in a maple syrup bottle. Sorry for calling you Canadian. Didn't mean to flame.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: trekie]
#19312473 - 12/22/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I remember the first time I got my dick stuck in a maple syrup bottle. I remember it like it was yesterday. How could I not? Those belgian waffles I had after were delicious.
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VivaLaMushie
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Reminds me of that South Park episode where Butter's collects all his sperm in bottles lol
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FruitOfLife
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#19312744 - 12/22/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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butters
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: LifeGiver]
#19312828 - 12/22/13 05:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I thought about it for a second and is that even possible to get your dick in a maple syrup bottle? Or a bottle in general? If you search "penis stuck bottle" there is a LOT of results. I would be lying if I hadn't tried to get it in one of the larger Gatorade bottles soft and there was just no fucking way. I'm not trying to brag I'm actually asking.
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pwnasaurus
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XLCaps said: I thought about it for a second and is that even possible to get your dick in a maple syrup bottle? Or a bottle in general? If you search "penis stuck bottle" there is a LOT of results. I would be lying if I hadn't tried to get it in one of the larger Gatorade bottles soft and there was just no fucking way. I'm not trying to brag I'm actually asking.
I don't believe for a second that you couldn't get your soft dick into a large Gatorade bottle. Those are like 6"+ in diameter.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19312848 - 12/22/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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HappyHooligan
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19312854 - 12/22/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol this thread is funny.     
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19313766 - 12/22/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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pwnasaurus said:
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XLCaps said: I thought about it for a second and is that even possible to get your dick in a maple syrup bottle? Or a bottle in general? If you search "penis stuck bottle" there is a LOT of results. I would be lying if I hadn't tried to get it in one of the larger Gatorade bottles soft and there was just no fucking way. I'm not trying to brag I'm actually asking.
I don't believe for a second that you couldn't get your soft dick into a large Gatorade bottle. Those are like 6"+ in diameter.
cant do it hard
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Quote:
XLCaps said: No one lives in Canada.
Its a fictional place like Narnia or Delaware
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koods
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: unknown1123]
#19314747 - 12/23/13 05:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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unknown1123 said:
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pwnasaurus said:
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XLCaps said: I thought about it for a second and is that even possible to get your dick in a maple syrup bottle? Or a bottle in general? If you search "penis stuck bottle" there is a LOT of results. I would be lying if I hadn't tried to get it in one of the larger Gatorade bottles soft and there was just no fucking way. I'm not trying to brag I'm actually asking.
I don't believe for a second that you couldn't get your soft dick into a large Gatorade bottle. Those are like 6"+ in diameter.
cant do it hard 
I recall a thread a while ago where the OP had gotten his dick stuck in a bottle and everybody was trying to help him figure out how to get it out.
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