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Invisibletrekie
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: LifeGiver]
    #19312459 - 12/22/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Op you got your Dick stuck in the maple syrup bottle didn't you. Don't worry it happens to all Canadians its like a right of passage. Now go knock on your dads door and he will help you get off. Oh I mean get it off.[/quoat]
too bad im not canadian...  dont be so quick to jump to conclusions brah



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So you did get your Dick stuck in a maple syrup bottle. Sorry for calling you Canadian. Didn't mean to flame.


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: trekie]
    #19312473 - 12/22/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I remember the first time I got my dick stuck in a maple syrup bottle. I remember it like it was yesterday. How could I not? Those belgian waffles I had after were delicious.


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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19312523 - 12/22/13 04:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Reminds me of that South Park episode where Butter's collects all his sperm in bottles lol


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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19312744 - 12/22/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:heart: butters


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: LifeGiver]
    #19312828 - 12/22/13 05:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I thought about it for a second and is that even possible to get your dick in a maple syrup bottle? Or a bottle in general? If you search "penis stuck bottle" there is a LOT of results. I would be lying if I hadn't tried to get it in one of the larger Gatorade bottles soft and there was just no fucking way. I'm not trying to brag I'm actually asking.


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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19312840 - 12/22/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I thought about it for a second and is that even possible to get your dick in a maple syrup bottle? Or a bottle in general? If you search "penis stuck bottle" there is a LOT of results. I would be lying if I hadn't tried to get it in one of the larger Gatorade bottles soft and there was just no fucking way. I'm not trying to brag I'm actually asking.



I don't believe for a second that you couldn't get your soft dick into a large Gatorade bottle.  Those are like 6"+ in diameter.


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19312848 - 12/22/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:shrug:


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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19312854 - 12/22/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

lol this thread is funny. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19313766 - 12/22/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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XLCaps said:
I thought about it for a second and is that even possible to get your dick in a maple syrup bottle? Or a bottle in general? If you search "penis stuck bottle" there is a LOT of results. I would be lying if I hadn't tried to get it in one of the larger Gatorade bottles soft and there was just no fucking way. I'm not trying to brag I'm actually asking.



I don't believe for a second that you couldn't get your soft dick into a large Gatorade bottle.  Those are like 6"+ in diameter.



cant do it hard :shrug:


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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19314604 - 12/23/13 03:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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No one lives in Canada.




Its a fictional place like Narnia or Delaware


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Offlinekoods
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Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: unknown1123]
    #19314747 - 12/23/13 05:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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XLCaps said:
I thought about it for a second and is that even possible to get your dick in a maple syrup bottle? Or a bottle in general? If you search "penis stuck bottle" there is a LOT of results. I would be lying if I hadn't tried to get it in one of the larger Gatorade bottles soft and there was just no fucking way. I'm not trying to brag I'm actually asking.



I don't believe for a second that you couldn't get your soft dick into a large Gatorade bottle.  Those are like 6"+ in diameter.



cant do it hard :shrug:




I recall a thread a while ago where the OP had gotten his dick stuck in a bottle and everybody was trying to help him figure out how to get it out.


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