|
trekie
Metal man


Registered: 05/11/09
Posts: 11,085
Loc: Larger cities
|
Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: LifeGiver]
#19312459 - 12/22/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
LifeGiver said:
Quote:
trekie said: Op you got your Dick stuck in the maple syrup bottle didn't you. Don't worry it happens to all Canadians its like a right of passage. Now go knock on your dads door and he will help you get off. Oh I mean get it off.[/quoat] too bad im not canadian... dont be so quick to jump to conclusions brah
Quote:
LifeGiver said:
Quote:
trekie said: So you did get your Dick stuck in a maple syrup bottle. Sorry for calling you Canadian. Didn't mean to flame.
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
|
larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



Registered: 11/03/12
Posts: 36,294
|
Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: trekie]
#19312473 - 12/22/13 04:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
I remember the first time I got my dick stuck in a maple syrup bottle. I remember it like it was yesterday. How could I not? Those belgian waffles I had after were delicious.
|
VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



Registered: 07/23/12
Posts: 15,711
Loc: Switzerland
|
|
Reminds me of that South Park episode where Butter's collects all his sperm in bottles lol
--------------------
|
FruitOfLife
Professional Package Handler


Registered: 05/21/12
Posts: 4,832
|
Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#19312744 - 12/22/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
butters
--------------------
|
larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



Registered: 11/03/12
Posts: 36,294
|
Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: LifeGiver]
#19312828 - 12/22/13 05:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
I thought about it for a second and is that even possible to get your dick in a maple syrup bottle? Or a bottle in general? If you search "penis stuck bottle" there is a LOT of results. I would be lying if I hadn't tried to get it in one of the larger Gatorade bottles soft and there was just no fucking way. I'm not trying to brag I'm actually asking.
|
pwnasaurus
Stranger



Registered: 07/16/08
Posts: 12,317
Loc: Canada
|
|
Quote:
XLCaps said: I thought about it for a second and is that even possible to get your dick in a maple syrup bottle? Or a bottle in general? If you search "penis stuck bottle" there is a LOT of results. I would be lying if I hadn't tried to get it in one of the larger Gatorade bottles soft and there was just no fucking way. I'm not trying to brag I'm actually asking.
I don't believe for a second that you couldn't get your soft dick into a large Gatorade bottle. Those are like 6"+ in diameter.
|
larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



Registered: 11/03/12
Posts: 36,294
|
Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19312848 - 12/22/13 05:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
|
HappyHooligan
Tree hugger


Registered: 11/06/13
Posts: 483
Loc: America
Last seen: 6 years, 9 months
|
Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19312854 - 12/22/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
lol this thread is funny.     
-------------------- Do you trust the government? You may be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
 
|
unknown1123
Experimental

Registered: 05/15/08
Posts: 5,813
|
Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: pwnasaurus]
#19313766 - 12/22/13 09:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
pwnasaurus said:
Quote:
XLCaps said: I thought about it for a second and is that even possible to get your dick in a maple syrup bottle? Or a bottle in general? If you search "penis stuck bottle" there is a LOT of results. I would be lying if I hadn't tried to get it in one of the larger Gatorade bottles soft and there was just no fucking way. I'm not trying to brag I'm actually asking.
I don't believe for a second that you couldn't get your soft dick into a large Gatorade bottle. Those are like 6"+ in diameter.
cant do it hard
--------------------
|
my3rdeye



Registered: 08/10/12
Posts: 4,354
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
|
|
Quote:
XLCaps said: No one lives in Canada.
Its a fictional place like Narnia or Delaware
|
koods
Ribbit



Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,054
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 26 minutes, 21 seconds
|
Re: Need someone from canada to help me... [Re: unknown1123]
#19314747 - 12/23/13 05:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
|
|
Quote:
unknown1123 said:
Quote:
pwnasaurus said:
Quote:
XLCaps said: I thought about it for a second and is that even possible to get your dick in a maple syrup bottle? Or a bottle in general? If you search "penis stuck bottle" there is a LOT of results. I would be lying if I hadn't tried to get it in one of the larger Gatorade bottles soft and there was just no fucking way. I'm not trying to brag I'm actually asking.
I don't believe for a second that you couldn't get your soft dick into a large Gatorade bottle. Those are like 6"+ in diameter.
cant do it hard 
I recall a thread a while ago where the OP had gotten his dick stuck in a bottle and everybody was trying to help him figure out how to get it out.
--------------------
NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
|
|