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Anonymous #1

First timer, what do I do?
    #19311662 - 12/22/13 12:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So I'm a virgin, I wanna hear from the shroomery, what kinda advice would you give to someone if they had never had sex before and they knew it was coming? I'm gonna be seeing this girl soon and shes already indicated that she wants to have sex next time we see each other. This is the first legitimate relationship I've been in, in years. I have no clue how to escalate things. Normally we start making out, I feel her up, she starts to get horny, we lay down, start taking our clothes off, and the farthest I've been is putting a finger in, which obviously started to get her very wet. Once I've done that, where do you guys suggest goin from there? I'm terrible at over thinking during this kinda stuff


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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19311672 - 12/22/13 12:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Does she know you're a virgin? If you're not 100% ready let her know.

Maybe next time, when you get to the fingering, go down on her instead, then when you're done or ready, just move up and kiss her for a minute, then whisper, "are you ready?" You got this dude, instinct kicks in after a while, you will see.

Have fun broski:thumbup:


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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19311892 - 12/22/13 01:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yea I told her last night and I'm happy I did. Shes younger than me but I think he found it really appealing that I was a virgin, made her feel good knowing she was gonna be my first. I've never gone down on someone before but it doesn't look too complicated, I'll give it a go, thanks for the advice dude :thumbup:


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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19312158 - 12/22/13 02:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Next you put your penis in.

oral might be a bit much for the first time, but its your call.


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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: Shins]
    #19312219 - 12/22/13 02:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The first time I licked a pussy my technique really hasn't changed much. Certain things are almost instinctual.

#1 its good to tease and kiss around it first.

#2 dont try and lick it an inch away, get your face right in there

#3 pressure can be as important as movement

#4 you will feel how and what she likes

#5 this sounds stupid but if you get lost, try "tracing" the letters of the alphabet with your tongue on her clit. You will notice that they all have individual movements with different reactions. i heard that once and it definitely developed my technique

#6 a finger never hurt no one

#7 they like eye contact as much as you do

Feel her up while you're at it.

Lickin' pussy :thumbup:


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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19312232 - 12/22/13 02:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
So I'm a virgin, I wanna hear from the shroomery, what kinda advice would you give to someone if they had never had sex before and they knew it was coming? I'm gonna be seeing this girl soon and shes already indicated that she wants to have sex next time we see each other. This is the first legitimate relationship I've been in, in years. I have no clue how to escalate things. Normally we start making out, I feel her up, she starts to get horny, we lay down, start taking our clothes off, and the farthest I've been is putting a finger in, which obviously started to get her very wet. Once I've done that, where do you guys suggest goin from there? I'm terrible at over thinking during this kinda stuff





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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: Patlal]
    #19312245 - 12/22/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If it's dark and shes bent over make sure it's the right hole or you might hear a scream LOL


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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19312901 - 12/22/13 05:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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XLCaps said:
If it's dark and shes bent over make sure it's the right hole or you might hear a scream LOL



Disregard this advice. Seriously just slide right on in as violently as you can. They love it and it's like playing the lottery. Either way you win though.


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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: Atrium]
    #19312968 - 12/22/13 06:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Jamesdnh said:
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XLCaps said:
If it's dark and shes bent over make sure it's the right hole or you might hear a scream LOL



Disregard this advice. Seriously just slide right on in as violently as you can. They love it and it's like playing the lottery. Either way you win though.



Don't forget to punch her in the back of the head when you do it. Nothing makes a girl love a man more than a hefty donkey punch.



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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #19313032 - 12/22/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Put your dick in her face an tell her to suck it until you bust a nutt in her mouth then eat her pussy till your dick gets rock hard again. Then fuck her hard from the back while you finger fuck her ass.


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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #19313080 - 12/22/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Lick her butthole .


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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: Shins]
    #19313104 - 12/22/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks for all the advice guys, I appreciate it.

So would you all suggest at least fingering/eating her out before I actually stick it in there? I've noticed in the past that making out and feeling her boobs and stuff definitely makes her horny, but she doesnt seem to get wet until I stick my fingers down there, I've heard its important to have her real wet before ya penetrate. I'm kinda tempted to try eating her out next time, it sounds hot although I've have no clue what I'm doin haha. She knows that tho and shes chill with it

I also have the horrific problem of staying hard. I've got no problem at all if I'm jerking it, but sometimes I'll just lose it outta no where. I completely stopped jerking it, hope that helps


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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19313155 - 12/22/13 06:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Stopping might make that worse, or maybe you just need more sex. You're horny. That's normal. I suggested eating her out because that eliminates the awkwardness of climbing on top for the first time, and she will fucking love it. You probably will too:thumbup:

Also, yes, wet is definitely good LOL

Once you stick it in you will figure the rest out, trust me.


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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #19313307 - 12/22/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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T-Funkadellic said:
Put your dick in her face an tell her to suck it until you bust a nutt in her mouth then eat her pussy till your dick gets rock hard again. Then fuck her hard from the back while you finger fuck her ass.




Solid advice


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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: Shins]
    #19313323 - 12/22/13 07:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck all this complicated advice man, just stickbitbin her and enjoy yourself.  Don't get all caught up in planning complicated shit, save that for after you lose your virginity, there's no big rush


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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: Shins]
    #19315877 - 12/23/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Shins said:
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T-Funkadellic said:
Put your dick in her face an tell her to suck it until you bust a nutt in her mouth then eat her pussy till your dick gets rock hard again. Then fuck her hard from the back while you finger fuck her ass.




Solid advice




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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #19322552 - 12/24/13 06:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



Thought you could use some help with the fingering just in case you need to warm her up.


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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: ShootinD5nukes]
    #19323452 - 12/24/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Prepare to ejaculate upon contact with the vagina.


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Re: First timer, what do I do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19334420 - 12/27/13 08:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:
Thanks for all the advice guys, I appreciate it.

So would you all suggest at least fingering/eating her out before I actually stick it in there? I've noticed in the past that making out and feeling her boobs and stuff definitely makes her horny, but she doesnt seem to get wet until I stick my fingers down there, I've heard its important to have her real wet before ya penetrate. I'm kinda tempted to try eating her out next time, it sounds hot although I've have no clue what I'm doin haha. She knows that tho and shes chill with it

I also have the horrific problem of staying hard. I've got no problem at all if I'm jerking it, but sometimes I'll just lose it outta no where. I completely stopped jerking it, hope that helps



Just dont go down there licking like a mad man and you will be ok. Soft teasing strokes to the clit. Dont be afraid to ask her what she likes.
Im sure once you're in that warm soft moist pussy you wont have a problem staying hard lol.


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