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Joban

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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Legend]
#19305895 - 12/21/13 12:38 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Legend
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Shroomslip]
#19305899 - 12/21/13 12:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: No.. I'd probably end up as an exhibit in a zoo or something.
yeah i believe twilight zone did an episode like that.
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: FrozenHappiness]
#19305906 - 12/21/13 12:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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FrozenHappiness said: Are they going to probe me, dissect me, torture me, or otherwise experiment on me?
Is their planet hospitable? Is it a paradise even?
Can I have the tools and space I need to garden? Can I start a psilocybin mushroom factory on their planet?
Can I bring my special lady friend?
Will my life there be more pleasant and fulfilling then my life is here?
Can I drive the spaceship?
So many questions, so few answers!
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Joban

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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Legend]
#19305912 - 12/21/13 12:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Legend said:
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Shroomslip said: No.. I'd probably end up as an exhibit in a zoo or something.
yeah i believe twilight zone did an episode like that.
I've never seen the ep, but it sounds a lot like Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughter House Five. Great read.
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Joban]
#19305928 - 12/21/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Joban said:
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Legend said:
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Shroomslip said: No.. I'd probably end up as an exhibit in a zoo or something.
yeah i believe twilight zone did an episode like that.
I've never seen the ep, but it sounds a lot like Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughter House Five. Great read.
People are alike all over.
thanks i needed a new book, i'll check it out
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Joban

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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Legend]
#19305939 - 12/21/13 12:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Legend said:
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Joban said:
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Legend said:
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Shroomslip said: No.. I'd probably end up as an exhibit in a zoo or something.
yeah i believe twilight zone did an episode like that.
I've never seen the ep, but it sounds a lot like Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughter House Five. Great read.
People are alike all over.
thanks i needed a new book, i'll check it out
I'm newer around these parts and I don't know how trades work, but if you want to read the book, I'll be more than happy to send it to ya pro bono. I have no use for it anymore.
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Joban

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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Legend]
#19305956 - 12/21/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Also, thanks for the link. Pretty pumped to watch the ep.
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Legend]
#19306070 - 12/21/13 01:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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How would you know they don't have oppresive government? Wtf?
Dunno depends on how good there drugs are.
Probably not though what if they looked like giant insects or something. Who would I have sex with?
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
#19306093 - 12/21/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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OP, how do those hypothetical alien females look? Fuckable? If so, then yes.
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
#19306152 - 12/21/13 02:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's somewhat unlikely we would be able to live on their planet in a natural, comfortable way.
Because of different atmospheric pressure, the composition and ratio of the gases in the atmosphere, the strength of the planets magnetic field, the amount of UV radiation that reaches the surface, etc. It's pretty unlikely that the planet would be identical to ours in all those ways and also be home to sentient life forms willing and capable of bringing us there.
Humans would probably have to constantly wear life support suits and spend most of their time indoors (within a life support system of course). Not to mention the possible implications of bringing Earth bacteria and viruses to their planet and exposing ourselves to whatever terrifying alien microorganisms are native there (assuming their biology is similar enough to ours).
So considering all this, I would have to say no. It wouldn't really be the most ideal way to live. A bit of a hassle, I would say.
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Ok amoismis]
#19306164 - 12/21/13 02:38 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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shit those damn aliens fooled me and now here I am....
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Konichiwaffle]
#19306195 - 12/21/13 02:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Konichiwaffle said: OP, how do those hypothetical alien females look? Fuckable? If so, then yes.
Depends on the spieces really. Some aliens are different then others.

Edited by skatealex2 (12/21/13 02:54 AM)
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
#19306232 - 12/21/13 03:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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skatealex2 said: Would you be open to taking the offer?
No guarantee of moving back to earth but you can live on a alien planet where there isn't oppresive government and **** like that.
Also they have a few human residents so it wont just be aliens there but more aliens than not.

Fuck yes I would, if a race of aliens was so advanced that they could actually transport me to their planet, they'd simply have to be fucking awesome... If they aren't, just blow up our world right now imho.
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
#19306311 - 12/21/13 03:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes.
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
#19306345 - 12/21/13 04:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Does this answer your question?
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Dest]
#19306439 - 12/21/13 04:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck yea I would. If they were able to reach our planet from another galaxy, it means they would have figure out teleportation or traveling faster than light speed. This means they probably have an alternate reality similar to Futurama. Google Glasses and MetaPro alternate reality is fucking NOTHING compared to what they have over there.
They probably don't even have drugs, you probably just hook your brain up to an electrode and it signals WHATEVER DRUG YOU WANT, COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF IT FOR CHEAP, since all you'd have to pay for is electricity.
They probably have pills that alter your DNA for the better. Pills that restore your youth. Pills that heal you and make you live indefinitely.
FUCK YEA I would go. Even if I was placed in an exhibit at a zoo, that means I'd probably get free entertainment and free food, and be able to live with other humans.
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
#19307349 - 12/21/13 10:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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skatealex2 said:

I choose this one. I have a thing for asians.
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
#19307421 - 12/21/13 11:00 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Honestly it would have to be a utopia because there is no reason to think that if there are aliens they don't have governments and oppressive Ideologies. But yeah I think I would go but I would need access to psychedelics and definitely weed. For people that say why would you need weed you would be on an alien planet with aliens. That doesn't change my love of psychedelics ad the medical benefits of weed. Also Earth is pretty beautiful and diverse, yeah the government sucks but leaving behind a beautiful world of friends, families , Consciousness expansion, sex , going to different countries, learning different cultures, exploring and taking trips in general, fresh food and entertainment the list goes on and on. I'm not saying an alien planet cant have these qualities but if they don't I think I'd prefer earth. I'm not sure that an alien planet can compare, maybe
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Konichiwaffle]
#19307694 - 12/21/13 12:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I choose this one. I have a thing for asians.
OMG THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.
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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Enjoywho]
#19307697 - 12/21/13 12:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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OMG THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.
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