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If an alien offered you to move to their planet....
    #19305457 - 12/20/13 10:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Would you be open to taking the offer?

No guarantee of moving back to earth but you can live on a alien planet where there isn't oppresive government and **** like that.

Also they have a few human residents so it wont just be aliens there but more aliens than not.



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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
    #19305464 - 12/20/13 10:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sure


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
    #19305485 - 12/20/13 10:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Is that the only information the alien would give me?

If so, I'd turn it down, simply because it could be terrible. What if their planet sucks?

Or worse, what if the few humans are douchebags who either corrupt the aliens, or learn the aliens' secrets, steal a space ship, and deliver said secrets to scum bag earth politicians, in order to turn a profit?

Too many unforeseeable circumstances.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2] * 1
    #19305497 - 12/20/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Ummm... no! That would suck living with those kinds of creatures. I'd rather shoot myself.  :suicide:


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
    #19305499 - 12/20/13 10:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck that. How do I know that they're any less shitty than humans?

Also, what if their planet is a complete hole?


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Into The Woods] * 2
    #19305517 - 12/20/13 10:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Nah, even though life sucks sometimes I wouldn't want to put myself in a human centipede type incident.

Ya never know what those Aliens might be up to.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #19305521 - 12/20/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

nope


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: P-O]
    #19305530 - 12/20/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

No.. I'd probably end up as an exhibit in a zoo or something.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: P-O]
    #19305536 - 12/20/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



"Don't worry.  Come to our ship.    We wont hurt you.  A little alien alien probing isn't the worst thing." - an alien


Edited by skatealex2 (12/20/13 10:52 PM)


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
    #19305538 - 12/20/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Can I grow weed there?


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: snoot]
    #19305539 - 12/20/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Can I grow weed there?




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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
    #19305548 - 12/20/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Only if they some crazy alien drugs that wouldn't be lethal to humans.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #19305550 - 12/20/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Nah, even though life sucks sometimes I wouldn't want to put myself in a human centipede type incident.

Ya never know what those Aliens might be up to.






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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Into The Woods] * 1
    #19305555 - 12/20/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I like people too much. Not for me.

Maybe if I was single and hated people.

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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2] * 1
    #19305563 - 12/20/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Are they going to probe me, dissect me, torture me, or otherwise experiment on me?

Is their planet hospitable? Is it a paradise even?

Can I have the tools and space I need to garden? Can I start a psilocybin mushroom factory on their planet?

Can I bring my special lady friend?

Will my life there be more pleasant and fulfilling then my life is here?

Can I drive the spaceship?

:crankey: So many questions, so few answers!


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: TopPmz]
    #19305565 - 12/20/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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TopPmz said:
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Can I grow weed there?







You could but it depends which planet they're from, it may need to be grown hydroponically.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2] * 2
    #19305747 - 12/20/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

What if aliens freebased a substance and popped into a human reality for a fraction of time.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: snoot] * 1
    #19305752 - 12/20/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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What if aliens freebased a substance and popped into a human reality for a fraction of time.



Lol they smoke dmt and their version of hyperspace is earth


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 2
    #19305829 - 12/21/13 12:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

you should update our signature with:



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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19305839 - 12/21/13 12:18 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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snoot said:
What if aliens freebased a substance and popped into a human reality for a fraction of time.



Lol they smoke dmt and their version of hyperspace is earth



haha trippyyyy


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Legend]
    #19305895 - 12/21/13 12:38 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Negative


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #19305899 - 12/21/13 12:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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No.. I'd probably end up as an exhibit in a zoo or something.



yeah i believe twilight zone did an episode like that.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #19305906 - 12/21/13 12:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Are they going to probe me, dissect me, torture me, or otherwise experiment on me?

Is their planet hospitable? Is it a paradise even?

Can I have the tools and space I need to garden? Can I start a psilocybin mushroom factory on their planet?

Can I bring my special lady friend?

Will my life there be more pleasant and fulfilling then my life is here?

Can I drive the spaceship?

:crankey: So many questions, so few answers!



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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Legend]
    #19305912 - 12/21/13 12:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Shroomslip said:
No.. I'd probably end up as an exhibit in a zoo or something.



yeah i believe twilight zone did an episode like that.




I've never seen the ep, but it sounds a lot like Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughter House Five.  Great read.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Joban]
    #19305928 - 12/21/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Joban said:
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Shroomslip said:
No.. I'd probably end up as an exhibit in a zoo or something.



yeah i believe twilight zone did an episode like that.




I've never seen the ep, but it sounds a lot like Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughter House Five.  Great read.




People are alike all over.

thanks i needed a new book, i'll check it out


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Legend]
    #19305939 - 12/21/13 12:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Joban said:
Quote:

Legend said:
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Shroomslip said:
No.. I'd probably end up as an exhibit in a zoo or something.



yeah i believe twilight zone did an episode like that.




I've never seen the ep, but it sounds a lot like Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughter House Five.  Great read.




People are alike all over.

thanks i needed a new book, i'll check it out




I'm newer around these parts and I don't know how trades work, but if you want to read the book, I'll be more than happy to send it to ya pro bono.  I have no use for it anymore.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Legend]
    #19305956 - 12/21/13 12:55 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Also, thanks for the link. Pretty pumped to watch the ep.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Legend]
    #19306070 - 12/21/13 01:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

How would you know they don't have oppresive government? Wtf?

Dunno depends on how good there drugs are.

Probably not though what if they looked like giant insects or something. Who would I have sex with?


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
    #19306093 - 12/21/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

OP, how do those hypothetical alien females look?  Fuckable?  If so, then yes.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
    #19306152 - 12/21/13 02:33 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

It's somewhat unlikely we would be able to live on their planet in a natural, comfortable way.

Because of different atmospheric pressure, the composition and ratio of the gases in the atmosphere, the strength of the planets magnetic field, the amount of UV radiation that reaches the surface, etc.
It's pretty unlikely that the planet would be identical to ours in all those ways and also be home to sentient life forms willing and capable of bringing us there.

Humans would probably have to constantly wear life support suits and spend most of their time indoors (within a life support system of course). Not to mention the possible implications of bringing Earth bacteria and viruses to their planet and exposing ourselves to whatever terrifying alien microorganisms are native there (assuming their biology is similar enough to ours).

So considering all this, I would have to say no. It wouldn't really be the most ideal way to live. A bit of a hassle, I would say.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Ok amoismis]
    #19306164 - 12/21/13 02:38 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

shit those damn aliens fooled me and now here I am....:sheepfucker:


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #19306195 - 12/21/13 02:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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OP, how do those hypothetical alien females look?  Fuckable?  If so, then yes.




Depends on the spieces really. Some aliens are different then others.





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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
    #19306232 - 12/21/13 03:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Would you be open to taking the offer?

No guarantee of moving back to earth but you can live on a alien planet where there isn't oppresive government and **** like that.

Also they have a few human residents so it wont just be aliens there but more aliens than not.






Fuck yes I would, if a race of aliens was so advanced that they could actually transport me to their planet, they'd simply have to be fucking awesome... If they aren't, just blow up our world right now imho.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
    #19306311 - 12/21/13 03:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yes.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
    #19306345 - 12/21/13 04:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Does this answer your question?


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Dest]
    #19306439 - 12/21/13 04:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck yea I would. If they were able to reach our planet from another galaxy, it means they would have figure out teleportation or traveling faster than light speed. This means they probably have an alternate reality similar to Futurama. Google Glasses and MetaPro alternate reality is fucking NOTHING compared to what they have over there.

They probably don't even have drugs, you probably just hook your brain up to an electrode and it signals WHATEVER DRUG YOU WANT, COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF IT FOR CHEAP, since all you'd have to pay for is electricity.

They probably have pills that alter your DNA for the better. Pills that restore your youth. Pills that heal you and make you live indefinitely.

FUCK YEA I would go. Even if I was placed in an exhibit at a zoo, that means I'd probably get free entertainment and free food, and be able to live with other humans.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
    #19307349 - 12/21/13 10:44 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I choose this one.  I have a thing for asians.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2]
    #19307421 - 12/21/13 11:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Honestly it would have to be a utopia because there is no reason to think that if there are aliens they don't have governments and oppressive Ideologies. But yeah I think I would go but I would need access to psychedelics and definitely weed. For people that say why would you need weed you would be on an alien planet with aliens. That doesn't change my love of psychedelics ad the medical  benefits of weed. Also Earth is pretty beautiful and diverse, yeah the government sucks but leaving behind a beautiful world of friends, families , Consciousness expansion, sex , going to different countries, learning different cultures, exploring and taking trips in general, fresh food and entertainment the list goes on and on. I'm not saying an alien planet cant have these qualities but if they don't I think I'd prefer earth. I'm not sure that an alien planet can compare, maybe :shrug:


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #19307694 - 12/21/13 12:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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skatealex2 said:







I choose this one.  I have a thing for asians.




OMG THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19307697 - 12/21/13 12:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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OMG THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.




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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19307730 - 12/21/13 12:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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snoot said:
What if aliens freebased a substance and popped into a human reality for a fraction of time.



Lol they smoke dmt and their version of hyperspace is earth





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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: ShroomyBudz]
    #19307742 - 12/21/13 12:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Alien life means alien drugs.

WOOOOOOOo and then i'm dead.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Space Elf]
    #19307775 - 12/21/13 12:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Ummm... no! That would suck living with those kinds of creatures. I'd rather shoot myself.  :suicide:




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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: spixce]
    #19307783 - 12/21/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

WHAT IF

:ancientaliens:

THEY HAD TITS


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: spixce]
    #19307786 - 12/21/13 12:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

It depends on both the aliens and their planet..


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19307919 - 12/21/13 12:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Into The Woods said:
WHAT IF

:ancientaliens:

THEY HAD TITS





That shit was so funny I had to make it my sig. Just think of all the dumbfuck statements people make that would be hilarious with that as a response.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19307924 - 12/21/13 12:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I am drunk, though. I may remove it tomorrow.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Beanhead]
    #19308227 - 12/21/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Beanhead said:
Alien life means alien drugs.





yeah, but what if we don't share the same receptors?


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Legend]
    #19308268 - 12/21/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Pharmacological dilemma


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: skatealex2] * 1
    #19308343 - 12/21/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Would you be open to taking the offer?

No guarantee of moving back to earth but you can live on a alien planet where there isn't oppresive government and **** like that.

Also they have a few human residents so it wont just be aliens there but more aliens than not.





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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19308347 - 12/21/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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zappaisgod said:
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skatealex2 said:
Would you be open to taking the offer?

No guarantee of moving back to earth but you can live on a alien planet where there isn't oppresive government and **** like that.

Also they have a few human residents so it wont just be aliens there but more aliens than not.





I'm outta here.  Thanks for all the fish





Surprised to hear you say that. :thumbup:


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Icelander]
    #19308358 - 12/21/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

To see what no one has ever seen before?  This is a real easy choice for me.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19308381 - 12/21/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Leaving your family behind?


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19308492 - 12/21/13 03:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I have actually told them this.  They will probably miss me but they'll probably miss me when I'm dead anyway.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19308501 - 12/21/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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zappaisgod said:I'm outta here.  Thanks for all the fish




LOL that's exactly what I was thinking. Living here SUCKS big time!!! :bored:


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Crystal G]
    #19308508 - 12/21/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm not saying that because I think life here sucks and I'm sorry that you feel that way.  I'm going for the wonder.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19308517 - 12/21/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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zappaisgod said:
I'm not saying that because I think life here sucks and I'm sorry that you feel that way.  I'm going for the wonder.




Yes, I'm saying it sucks because I'm bored. I've always dreamed about going thousands of years into the future, or going into an alternate dimension or reality.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Crystal G]
    #19308521 - 12/21/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Wouldn't that be cool as shit?


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19308535 - 12/21/13 03:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I hate when people say UFO's aren't real. I so desperately want them to be. TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUU


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19308587 - 12/21/13 04:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Enjoywho said:
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Konichiwaffle said:
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skatealex2 said:







I choose this one.  I have a thing for asians.




OMG THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.





Made me think of the gal from the new Wolverine movie.

Rila Fukushima



During the movie my wife said she looks weird or something like that. I said she's hot and looks like an alien.
She agreed on the alien part.


And no thanks I'll just stay hear on earth.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Crystal G]
    #19308808 - 12/21/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

They aren't.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #19310034 - 12/21/13 11:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

UFOs are real, the Nazi scientists had concepts for a few of them during and after WW2.


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #19310165 - 12/22/13 01:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Do they have a spot where I can put my dick? I can make liquor out of damn near anything with sugars so im set there. If I waz the prober and not the probee im down, cause u know those grey bastards always give rednecks anal probes. Yeah I would probably do it, cause if I end up not liking it I can always run amok and ruin it for the rest of the human race.  I may go down in a ball of flames but it would be in the history books too.     
      They could put me in the zoo and Id fling poo. Also wonder if the aliens would be edible? Taste like chicken?


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: magicbroncoride]
    #19310180 - 12/22/13 01:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)



Thats some fine alien pussy


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Re: If an alien offered you to move to their planet.... [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #19310182 - 12/22/13 01:11 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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UFOs are real, the Nazi scientists had concepts for a few of them during and after WW2.




They were going to try to build unidentified flying objects?

Nazi dumbfucks. :hahthatsrich:


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