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Re: Tired of having no girlfriend, but no girl wants to date me [Re: RickyJ]
    #19305733 - 12/20/13 11:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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RickyJ said:
Step 1: Relax. Most girls have their heads shoved so far up their a**es when they are in college that it sticks back up again on top their shoulders. There's a lot of reasons for this. I don't even try to speculate the numerous reasons why....

Step 2: Do things that make you feel good about life. For me, it's exercising. I feel like such a badass after a good mountain bike ride. I feel 100% me.  Start doing some strength training. It doesn't have to be much, but learn proper technique and start with planks, and then do pushups and build a routine. Some muscle and good posture goes a long way with girls.

Step 3: Be a gentleman, no matter what. Good language, be kind, polite, caring, but also be decisive. You don't have to be flawless, but do show you are a quality citizen.

Step 4: Let it all sink in. Embrace that many girls have shitforbrains and all they care about is meaningless. That's good. You won't have to deal with these girls. Realize that some exercise is good for you and you feel better anyways. Then, you come to the realization that you are a good fellow. Then the golden realization occurs, you are a classy cat=confidence.

Talk to girls. Remember that they are in the same exact boat as you. Some may even be intimidated by you! They are in the same insecure place as you when it comes to relationships. We are all in this one together.

Also, plain chilling with girls is always good too. You can never predict what may happen with some time, a couch, and a blanket.....

With time, you will probably identify a classy lady or two and they may have an attraction to you too. See what happens!

Life and relationships isn't easy. Wish somebody told me this....




See guys, now if all of Shroomery was like this guy it'd be a real quality forum instead of the incoherent drivel that is 95% of it.

And I'm not whining like a lot of you are saying, it's simply that you are all drawing false assumptions about me not liking myself and bullshit like that, when I am perfectly happy with myself, just not my situation in life at the moment. Thanks man! :cool:


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Re: Tired of having no girlfriend, but no girl wants to date me [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19305788 - 12/21/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I got your back!

Steering through the collegiate life is tough. There are a lot of people, but somehow connecting deeper can be really challenging. Follow these guidelines and at least at the end of the day,you have the satisfaction of knowing that you are a respectable fellow who is contributing good to this world. A fine lady will realize this and will want join up with you eventually!


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Re: Tired of having no girlfriend, but no girl wants to date me [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19306626 - 12/21/13 06:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

RickyJ said:
Step 1: Relax. Most girls have their heads shoved so far up their a**es when they are in college that it sticks back up again on top their shoulders. There's a lot of reasons for this. I don't even try to speculate the numerous reasons why....

Step 2: Do things that make you feel good about life. For me, it's exercising. I feel like such a badass after a good mountain bike ride. I feel 100% me.  Start doing some strength training. It doesn't have to be much, but learn proper technique and start with planks, and then do pushups and build a routine. Some muscle and good posture goes a long way with girls.

Step 3: Be a gentleman, no matter what. Good language, be kind, polite, caring, but also be decisive. You don't have to be flawless, but do show you are a quality citizen.

Step 4: Let it all sink in. Embrace that many girls have shitforbrains and all they care about is meaningless. That's good. You won't have to deal with these girls. Realize that some exercise is good for you and you feel better anyways. Then, you come to the realization that you are a good fellow. Then the golden realization occurs, you are a classy cat=confidence.

Talk to girls. Remember that they are in the same exact boat as you. Some may even be intimidated by you! They are in the same insecure place as you when it comes to relationships. We are all in this one together.

Also, plain chilling with girls is always good too. You can never predict what may happen with some time, a couch, and a blanket.....

With time, you will probably identify a classy lady or two and they may have an attraction to you too. See what happens!

Life and relationships isn't easy. Wish somebody told me this....




See guys, now if all of Shroomery was like this guy it'd be a real quality forum instead of the incoherent drivel that is 95% of it.

And I'm not whining like a lot of you are saying, it's simply that you are all drawing false assumptions about me not liking myself and bullshit like that, when I am perfectly happy with myself, just not my situation in life at the moment. Thanks man! :cool:







carry on, nothing to see here


can i have my time back, please?


you're kind of an asshole, too.  that might have something to do with it


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Re: Tired of having no girlfriend, but no girl wants to date me [Re: demiu5]
    #19308571 - 12/21/13 04:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Many people don't have very positive self images, are insecure, lack confidence, and don't love themselves.  It's absolutely silly for you to offer as serious advice "you need to love yourself before you can love somebody else."  To me it says you have no understanding of the problem of depression, low self-esteem or things like that.  Don't you think if it was as easy as changing one's mind, people who do not like them selves would have changed it long ago?

If you love your self, great.  Whoopty-fucking-do for you.  But just understand that there are plenty of people in the world who don't.  And that it's not an easy problem to solve.  I am willing to bet there are lots of people in healthy happy relationships but don't love themselves.  It's not unreasonable to feel unhappy/insecure as a single person.  And even more importantly, it's not unreasonable to be happy with a person who makes you happy, no matter what kind of bullshit someone tries to tell you in this forum.


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