Home | Community | Message Board

Original Seeds Store
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Left Coast Kratom Kratom Powder For Sale   Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Next >  [ show all ]
Onlinekoods
Ribbit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,395
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 4 minutes, 36 seconds
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19301944 - 12/20/13 08:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mpd said:
Three hours of what?




:uhoh: :smirk: :laugh: :fappage::crazy2: :fappage: :blush: :fappage::shocked: :stoned: :yesnod:

Any other questions?


--------------------
NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinempd
Lammen Gorthaur
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/22/12
Posts: 9,660
Loc: Mostly at home... Mostly....
Last seen: 8 years, 8 months
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19301953 - 12/20/13 09:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

My, you must be sore and rather proud of yourself.  An hour longer and you would have to go to the emergency room where all sorts of things might be seen or asked.


--------------------
There is no truer calling for mankind than that of true conservatism.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Registered: 12/06/11
Posts: 15,623
Loc: Bucketheadland
Last seen: 6 years, 8 months
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19301979 - 12/20/13 09:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This thread made me wanna wank one.  Congrats, OP.


--------------------
I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinempd
Lammen Gorthaur
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/22/12
Posts: 9,660
Loc: Mostly at home... Mostly....
Last seen: 8 years, 8 months
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #19303067 - 12/20/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I just did.  Holy crap!  It was a gasper to be sure.  Had me light-headed for a moment.  Definitely 8 out of 10.
:mustnotfap:


--------------------
There is no truer calling for mankind than that of true conservatism.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEndure
The Anal Demon
Male User Gallery

Registered: 10/17/13
Posts: 4,906
Loc: New York
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19303343 - 12/20/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I rub till I get rugburn
Indian rub burn


--------------------
Im only aloud to post once an hour. Because 'Sell Your Soul' doesn't like me. so if I am responding to you, that means you are above of the utmost importance


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Onlinekoods
Ribbit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,395
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 4 minutes, 36 seconds
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Endure]
    #19303360 - 12/20/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Where do we send the loads, OP?


--------------------
NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinebabydoll
trippy bitch
Female


Registered: 03/20/10
Posts: 1,740
Loc: pennsylvania
Last seen: 4 years, 2 months
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19303494 - 12/20/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i haven't bated in a while


--------------------
death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders, smooth as raven's claws


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleTrentBoyett
Aspiring Mycologist
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/29/12
Posts: 16,000
Loc: Kazakhstan
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19303523 - 12/20/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Where do we send the loads, OP?



Just put it in a petri dish with frog eggs and see what happens.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineHappyHooligan
Tree hugger


Registered: 11/06/13
Posts: 483
Loc: America Flag
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19306892 - 12/21/13 08:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Dude, last night my roommate was in my room sleeping and it was like 2:00 am when I suddenly had the urge to masturbate :facepalm:....& I can't just deny those urges????

It was dark & the fan in the room is really loud, so I took off my shorts & underwear & tried to slowly do my clitoris-fiddling business  without waking her up or making a sound and I accidently moaned a little & I tried to play it off by fake-coughing. :lol: It was starting to get intense after a while & my legs started to shake a little, and I bit the shit of my bottom lip when I was trying not to make another sound.....


--------------------
Do you trust the government?

You may be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
:takingnotes::takingnotes::takingnotes:    :stoned2:    :facepalm3:


Edited by HappyHooligan (12/21/13 09:49 AM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleThe Patient
 User Gallery

Registered: 03/06/13
Posts: 562
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19307129 - 12/21/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I just blew a huge steamy load all over the keyboard


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEndure
The Anal Demon
Male User Gallery

Registered: 10/17/13
Posts: 4,906
Loc: New York
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19309026 - 12/21/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

HappyHooligan said:
Dude, last night my roommate was in my room sleeping and it was like 2:00 am when I suddenly had the urge to masturbate :facepalm:....& I can't just deny those urges????

It was dark & the fan in the room is really loud, so I took off my shorts & underwear & tried to slowly do my clitoris-fiddling business  without waking her up or making a sound and I accidently moaned a little & I tried to play it off by fake-coughing. :lol: It was starting to get intense after a while & my legs started to shake a little, and I bit the shit of my bottom lip when I was trying not to make another sound.....




That's just sexy


--------------------
Im only aloud to post once an hour. Because 'Sell Your Soul' doesn't like me. so if I am responding to you, that means you are above of the utmost importance


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,656
Loc: The Inexpressible... Flag
Last seen: 54 minutes, 13 seconds
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19310512 - 12/22/13 04:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Are you for real? :shockandawe:

This is the hottest story ever. I hope its 100% true. Who needs porn when you have Happy's vibrant lesbian-esque mastur-stories.

Wheres my lube damnit!
:crankey:
~ LC


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinest1llnox
dx'd PTSD/ADHD--please don't ask
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/27/12
Posts: 7,312
Loc: 913 KANSAS CITY 816 Flag
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #19310602 - 12/22/13 05:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If I was straight I'd have fapped the fuck out of that story just FYI...


--------------------
Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineHappyHooligan
Tree hugger


Registered: 11/06/13
Posts: 483
Loc: America Flag
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #19311243 - 12/22/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
Are you for real? :shockandawe:

This is the hottest story ever. I hope its 100% true. Who needs porn when you have Happy's vibrant lesbian-esque mastur-stories.

Wheres my lube damnit!
:crankey:
~ LC




lol, it's 100% true!


--------------------
Do you trust the government?

You may be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
:takingnotes::takingnotes::takingnotes:    :stoned2:    :facepalm3:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineT-Rex
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 04/05/08
Posts: 4,185
Loc: NY
Last seen: 1 month, 2 days
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19311441 - 12/22/13 11:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Onlinekoods
Ribbit
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/26/11
Posts: 106,395
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Last seen: 4 minutes, 36 seconds
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
    #19311524 - 12/22/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You wish you had man boobs like that. I bet he has a tiny penor.


--------------------
NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinempd
Lammen Gorthaur
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/22/12
Posts: 9,660
Loc: Mostly at home... Mostly....
Last seen: 8 years, 8 months
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19316649 - 12/23/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I was gasping so I have to give that session an 8 out of 10.  Even the East German judge would have been impressed with that workout.  :lol:


--------------------
There is no truer calling for mankind than that of true conservatism.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePatlal
You ask too many questions
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 44,812
Loc: Ottawa Flag
Last seen: 2 hours, 39 minutes
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19316926 - 12/23/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Well, now my mouse and keyboard is sticky. You happy OP???


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEndure
The Anal Demon
Male User Gallery

Registered: 10/17/13
Posts: 4,906
Loc: New York
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Patlal]
    #19326285 - 12/25/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well someone masturbate over me today sooo

I'm posting for him that person:P


--------------------
Im only aloud to post once an hour. Because 'Sell Your Soul' doesn't like me. so if I am responding to you, that means you are above of the utmost importance


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,656
Loc: The Inexpressible... Flag
Last seen: 54 minutes, 13 seconds
Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Endure]
    #19326588 - 12/25/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I finally did it!

I rubbed one out, then came (some pun intended) directly to the Shroomery to post here. I did it  :yesnod:

That online porno is really blending the boundaries really well.

Now I can finally surf on Shroomery without getting distracted

Ahhhhhhhhh :awesome:
~ LC


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: Left Coast Kratom Kratom Powder For Sale   Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* The pipe thread:post a pic of yours
( 1 2 3 all )
cubanB 12,523 54 02/19/03 03:01 PM
by daba
* Female Masturbation
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 all )
Brukan 32,718 135 01/20/10 04:42 AM
by makaveli8x8
* RAAAAAAAWH (Official Punk Song Thread)
( 1 2 all )
Cracka_X 6,203 32 02/29/20 12:23 PM
by watermelon mon
* Fiddle and the Drum In(di)go 692 12 12/12/05 08:53 PM
by leery11
* Masturbation!?
( 1 2 all )
Roger_irrelevant 17,455 31 10/04/13 02:39 PM
by mpd
* mods should delete drug porn post
( 1 2 3 4 all )
braski 17,174 78 10/29/22 05:25 PM
by 336
* what a fiddle.. zSDMF 454 3 12/25/05 10:20 PM
by hcrider
* Official Search Assistance Thread!
( 1 2 3 all )
PapaverS 8,616 54 12/06/02 12:29 AM
by Papaver

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
8,396 topic views. 8 members, 33 guests and 22 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.027 seconds spending 0.006 seconds on 14 queries.