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Invisibletoxick
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For you california voters...
    #1930296 - 09/18/03 09:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

http://maybelogic.com/rawgov.html

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Position Paper #1

After refusing many pleas to run for governor, I have reconsidered and now enter the race
as an unofficial write-in candidate. After all, why shd I remain the ONLY nut in California who ain't running?

My party, the Guns and Dope Party, invites extremists of both right and left to unite behind the shared goals of

1) Get those pointy-headed Washinton bureaucrats off our backs and off our fronts too!

2) guns for everybody who wants them; no guns for those who don't want them

3) drugs for everybody who wants them; no drugs for those who don't want them

4) freedom of choice, free love, free speech, free Internet and free beer

5) California secession -- Keep the anti--gun and ant-dope fanatics on the Eastern side of the Rockies

6) Lotsa wild parties every night by gun-toting dopers

7) Animal protection -- Support your right to keep and arm bears

More position papers will follow; we know at
least 69 good positions

Robert Anton Wilson
Guns and Dope Party
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Fuck California, Robert Anton Wilson for President! :smile: 


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Re: For you california voters... [Re: toxick]
    #1930333 - 09/18/03 09:45 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: For you california voters... [Re: silversoul7]
    #1930450 - 09/18/03 10:32 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I'm all for california secession...


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Re: For you california voters... [Re: afoaf]
    #1930461 - 09/18/03 10:33 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

^^^me too. I have been for years.


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Re: For you california voters... [Re: silversoul7]
    #1930494 - 09/18/03 10:41 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Does they have the legal right like Texas does?


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Re: For you california voters... [Re: shakta]
    #1930507 - 09/18/03 10:44 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I dunno. I think the Feds would get pissed if we seceded, so we'd have to unite all the Bloods and Crips and all the other gangs to fight off the army.


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Re: For you california voters... [Re: silversoul7]
    #1930737 - 09/19/03 12:01 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Never mind Texas doesn't either. Duh! They taught us the truth in seventh grade. We can split up into four states if we want though. :rolleyes:

How fucked would South Texas be, without the rest of the state to support it? Of course not everyone lives here, so nevermind.


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Re: For you california voters... [Re: shakta]
    #1930746 - 09/19/03 12:03 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

See, California has enough resources to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, we also have a massive debt to pay off, but so does the US.


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Re: For you california voters... [Re: silversoul7]
    #1930759 - 09/19/03 12:07 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

We could be fairly self sufficient as well. I am sure Mexico wouldn't mind trading with us for anything we don't have anyway. The number of people that send money into Mexico from Texas is huge. Kicking all the non-citizens out would most definately hurt them. Anyway I have no desire for that to happen at all.


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Re: For you california voters... [Re: shakta]
    #1932721 - 09/19/03 03:58 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

/laughs when Texas breaks off ties with U.S. and is invaded by Mexico...gringos forced into slave labor by Poncho Villa 23.


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Re: For you california voters... [Re: monoamine]
    #1932726 - 09/19/03 03:59 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

California's already practically part of Mexico.


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Re: For you california voters... [Re: monoamine]
    #1932767 - 09/19/03 04:14 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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/laughs when Texas breaks off ties with U.S. and is invaded by Mexico...gringos forced into slave labor by Poncho Villa 23.




Invaded with what? I bet we got just as many guns as they do, and we know how to use them.


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Re: For you california voters... [Re: shakta]
    #1932840 - 09/19/03 04:41 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

You haven't been to Mexico DF have you.. They have cops with submachine guns at every corner.. And thats not to mention the truckloads of army men driving around evrywhere which are all combat ready.. They even have armed gaurds in the University's and just about any store that can afford it.. I've never thought I'd see so many bloody guns in my life..


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Re: For you california voters... [Re: Bhairabas]
    #1932861 - 09/19/03 04:46 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

/Throws back Budweiser in pickup truck and complains about beaners stealing my job.


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Re: For you california voters... [Re: monoamine]
    #1932910 - 09/19/03 05:01 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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/Throws back Budweiser in pickup truck and complains about beaners stealing my job.




Huh?

At any rate, I think Mexico would have their hands full with us. We kicked their ass before.


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Re: For you california voters... [Re: shakta]
    #1932937 - 09/19/03 05:11 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah,that may have been uncalled for. I'm just tired of some cheap labor neocons bitching about imigration and while profiting from sweatshops and how some rednecks that can barely read complain about losing jobs to Hispanics.

Like just this morning I saw some fundalmentalist fuck on T.V. that is quite popular in my area (this church just happens to look at your tax forms to see how much money you make before you can join) spewing some bullshit about how America was founded by Judeo/Christian (ie white)values and the law should adapt that,while neglecting minorities that helped build this country's infostructure.

Anyway,I don't see the Federales and the Zapatistas joining together.



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