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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
#19301944 - 12/20/13 08:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mpd said: Three hours of what?
  
Any other questions?
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
#19301953 - 12/20/13 09:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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My, you must be sore and rather proud of yourself. An hour longer and you would have to go to the emergency room where all sorts of things might be seen or asked.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
#19301979 - 12/20/13 09:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread made me wanna wank one. Congrats, OP.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: sanchothestoner]
#19303067 - 12/20/13 02:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just did. Holy crap! It was a gasper to be sure. Had me light-headed for a moment. Definitely 8 out of 10.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
#19303343 - 12/20/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I rub till I get rugburn Indian rub burn
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Endure]
#19303360 - 12/20/13 03:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Where do we send the loads, OP?
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
#19303494 - 12/20/13 03:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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i haven't bated in a while
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
#19303523 - 12/20/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: Where do we send the loads, OP?
Just put it in a petri dish with frog eggs and see what happens.
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HappyHooligan
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19306892 - 12/21/13 08:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dude, last night my roommate was in my room sleeping and it was like 2:00 am when I suddenly had the urge to masturbate ....& I can't just deny those urges????
It was dark & the fan in the room is really loud, so I took off my shorts & underwear & tried to slowly do my clitoris-fiddling business without waking her up or making a sound and I accidently moaned a little & I tried to play it off by fake-coughing. It was starting to get intense after a while & my legs started to shake a little, and I bit the shit of my bottom lip when I was trying not to make another sound.....
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Edited by HappyHooligan (12/21/13 09:49 AM)
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
#19307129 - 12/21/13 09:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just blew a huge steamy load all over the keyboard
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
#19309026 - 12/21/13 06:26 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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HappyHooligan said: Dude, last night my roommate was in my room sleeping and it was like 2:00 am when I suddenly had the urge to masturbate ....& I can't just deny those urges????
It was dark & the fan in the room is really loud, so I took off my shorts & underwear & tried to slowly do my clitoris-fiddling business without waking her up or making a sound and I accidently moaned a little & I tried to play it off by fake-coughing. It was starting to get intense after a while & my legs started to shake a little, and I bit the shit of my bottom lip when I was trying not to make another sound.....
That's just sexy
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
#19310512 - 12/22/13 04:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Are you for real? 
This is the hottest story ever. I hope its 100% true. Who needs porn when you have Happy's vibrant lesbian-esque mastur-stories.
Wheres my lube damnit!  ~ LC
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#19310602 - 12/22/13 05:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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If I was straight I'd have fapped the fuck out of that story just FYI...
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#19311243 - 12/22/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: Are you for real? 
This is the hottest story ever. I hope its 100% true. Who needs porn when you have Happy's vibrant lesbian-esque mastur-stories.
Wheres my lube damnit!  ~ LC
lol, it's 100% true!
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
#19311441 - 12/22/13 11:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
#19311524 - 12/22/13 11:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You wish you had man boobs like that. I bet he has a tiny penor.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
#19316649 - 12/23/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was gasping so I have to give that session an 8 out of 10. Even the East German judge would have been impressed with that workout.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
#19316926 - 12/23/13 04:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well, now my mouse and keyboard is sticky. You happy OP???
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Patlal]
#19326285 - 12/25/13 05:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well someone masturbate over me today sooo
I'm posting for him that person:P
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Endure]
#19326588 - 12/25/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I finally did it!
I rubbed one out, then came (some pun intended) directly to the Shroomery to post here. I did it 
That online porno is really blending the boundaries really well.
Now I can finally surf on Shroomery without getting distracted
Ahhhhhhhhh  ~ LC
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