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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19296556 - 12/19/13 04:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

how can you pass out to this:?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: thilfee]
    #19296562 - 12/19/13 04:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

edited, that's weak.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19296565 - 12/19/13 04:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

what did you edit?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: thilfee]
    #19296568 - 12/19/13 04:44 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

thilfee said:
what did you edit?



Nothing, the song is edited...


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19298031 - 12/19/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i woke up this morning with a boner that could've cut down a tree


not any more


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19298072 - 12/19/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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NWlight said:
i woke up this morning with a boner that could've cut down a tree


not any more




Usually that means I have to take one of those pisses where you have to stand five feet from the toilet.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19298094 - 12/19/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mjmihalov said:
Just got done fapping a little bit ago, then I ate, now I'm laying down getting ready to pass out.



No, thats weak.  This whole thread = you know how i know youre gay?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #19299717 - 12/19/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

ahhhhhhh


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
    #19299815 - 12/19/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Is that a report? Or commentary?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19299939 - 12/19/13 08:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

A bit of both


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19300155 - 12/19/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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HappyHooligan said:
I think I'm the only girl here :shiftyeyes:
Anywaysss I was in the bathtub & I was thinking about how me & my boyfriend have a lot of shower sex together when I go to his house. And he is just so fucking hot. :heart: I wish it was his hands rubbing my clit tonight. Cause he always plays with my nipples with his tongue, while he slides his hands down my pants :heart::heart: I feel weird posting this, blah but :shrug: Girls fiddle too. :lol:




I wasn't going to jerk it until I finished this thread, but Im not going to make it that far


Play with that HooHoo

:whacker:

Daaaaaamn
~ LC


Edited by LogicaL Chaos (12/19/13 09:29 PM)


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #19300198 - 12/19/13 09:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: SuperSillyUs]
    #19300214 - 12/19/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Where's the bathtub?

And fantasizing about Happy Hoohoo was plently enough. She was AMAZING in that hot, bubbly tub. I wish I was that shampoo bottle.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #19300452 - 12/19/13 10:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
Where's the bathtub?

And fantasizing about Happy Hoohoo was plently enough. She was AMAZING in that hot, bubbly tub. I wish I was that shampoo bottle.




You were fantasizing about my comment about me being in a bathtub? I feel honored :lol:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19300565 - 12/19/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

What can I say, you paint pretty picture with your words.

And Im going to paint a gooey picture on my screen reading your hot words.

Its better when its real
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: SuperSillyUs]
    #19300587 - 12/19/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

SuperSillyUs said:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=610607624

You're welcome...  :stonedjerk:





Crap. This is gonna haunt me forever now...


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: SuperSillyUs]
    #19300603 - 12/19/13 11:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I need some tang. This rubbing shit out aint working anymore.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: SuperSillyUs]
    #19300650 - 12/19/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

SuperSillyUs said:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=610607624

You're welcome...  :stonedjerk:




Thanks :bigyesnod:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19301525 - 12/20/13 06:08 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Three hours.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: koods]
    #19301905 - 12/20/13 08:42 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Three hours of what?


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