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OfflineKonichiwaffle
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Haven't taken a shower for three days * 5
    #19298949 - 12/19/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

And still get madder pussy than you.

It's all about eye contact:

Just look like you're contemplating suicide directly into her eyes.



You can thank me later when you get your first 6/10.


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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #19298973 - 12/19/13 05:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

r u frickin serious just wow........................................


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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: Sheekle]
    #19298991 - 12/19/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You think this is a game?



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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #19299034 - 12/19/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Konichiwaffle said:






Works for me man


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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: Repertoire89] * 4
    #19299117 - 12/19/13 05:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

what the fuck is going on here..... :thefuckisthis:


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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: Konichiwaffle] * 3
    #19299173 - 12/19/13 05:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Wash your ass!



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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: Set]
    #19299186 - 12/19/13 05:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

When i use to hunt i would go a week or more without taking a bath before going hunting


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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: Konichiwaffle] * 4
    #19299206 - 12/19/13 05:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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1slow2v said:
When i use to hunt i would go a week or more without taking a bath before going hunting



As per OP's language, you call getting pussy "going hunting"?

That's awesome.

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Konichiwaffle said:
And still get madder pussy than you.




I can imagine they'd be pretty mad.


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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19299207 - 12/19/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)


Yes females dig my eyes even though I'm a bum ass


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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: schwarg]
    #19299210 - 12/19/13 05:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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schwarg said:
what the fuck is going on here..... :thefuckisthis:




IKR...There was study done several years ago where this dude just bathed every day in the ocean without any products such as shampoo and soap. He would just rinse the salt off with fresh water once he got home.

He said that the 1st month he did this he smelled horrible, but after that once his body adjusted to not having chemicals on his body, he didn't smell bad whatsoever. In fact, his skin became a lot healthier and he will not ever use any chemicals on his body again.

I wish I had the youtube video bookmarked. I'm going to try and find it right now..If anyone wants to find it for me that would be awesome.


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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: kr0nik0]
    #19299227 - 12/19/13 06:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

kr0nik0 said::rofl2:
Quote:

schwarg said:
what the fuck is going on here..... :thefuckisthis:




IKR...There was study done several years ago where this dude just bathed every day in the ocean without any products such as shampoo and soap. He would just rinse the salt off with fresh water once he got home.

He said that the 1st month he did this he smelled horrible, but after that once his body adjusted to not having chemicals on his body, he didn't smell bad whatsoever. In fact, his skin became a lot healthier and he will not ever use any chemicals on his body again.

I wish I had the youtube video bookmarked. I'm going to try and find it right now..If anyone wants to find it for me that would be awesome.



Does this mystery person happen to be you?:rofl2:


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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: kr0nik0]
    #19299235 - 12/19/13 06:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

kr0nik0 said:
Quote:

schwarg said:
what the fuck is going on here..... :thefuckisthis:




IKR...There was study done several years ago where this dude just bathed every day in the ocean without any products such as shampoo and soap. He would just rinse the salt off with fresh water once he got home.

He said that the 1st month he did this he smelled horrible, but after that once his body adjusted to not having chemicals on his body, he didn't smell bad whatsoever. In fact, his skin became a lot healthier and he will not ever use any chemicals on his body again.

I wish I had the youtube video bookmarked. I'm going to try and find it right now..If anyone wants to find it for me that would be awesome.




Thats pretty gross Kron. Please find me that video.
And wouldn't Salt water make you itch like a mother fucker?


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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: Doc Seta]
    #19299242 - 12/19/13 06:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Doc Seta said:

Yes females dig my eyes even though I'm a bum ass



double post on the pic, welcome dude


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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: Doc Seta]
    #19299292 - 12/19/13 06:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

T-Rex said:
Quote:

kr0nik0 said:
Quote:

schwarg said:
what the fuck is going on here..... :thefuckisthis:




IKR...There was study done several years ago where this dude just bathed every day in the ocean without any products such as shampoo and soap. He would just rinse the salt off with fresh water once he got home.

He said that the 1st month he did this he smelled horrible, but after that once his body adjusted to not having chemicals on his body, he didn't smell bad whatsoever. In fact, his skin became a lot healthier and he will not ever use any chemicals on his body again.

I wish I had the youtube video bookmarked. I'm going to try and find it right now..If anyone wants to find it for me that would be awesome.




Thats pretty gross Kron. Please find me that video.
And wouldn't Salt water make you itch like a mother fucker?




As long as you just rinse yourself off with freshwater afterwards it doesn't itch. It's uncomfortable having salt on your skin I guess if you're not used to it. It's more of a sandpaper feeling than actually itching.


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Does this mystery person happen to be you?:rofl2:




Nah, but saltwater does amazing things for your skin. Don't get me wrong, I have to take a shower after coming home from the beach. I personally can't bathe with just water because I have thangz to attend to where I can't go in smelling like shit, but I shall find the video for you guys. :laugh:


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mad to be saved,
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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #19299294 - 12/19/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Speaking of body odor

I had a personal trainer who was self-conscious about smelling like fish, since she surfed every morning.

She was/is hot, I never though she was too fishy.



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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: Set]
    #19299296 - 12/19/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I can imagine they'd be pretty mad.







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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: Set]
    #19299310 - 12/19/13 06:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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https://files.shroomery.org/files/13-51/750236181-new.jpg




I can smell the vinegar calamari already.  It would blend nicely with my current miasma of ball sweat and meat oils.


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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #19299337 - 12/19/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Konichiwaffle said:
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I can smell the vinegar calamari already.  It would blend nicely with my current miasma of ball sweat and meat oils.



She smelled like coconut, rubbed it in her hair to keep it from drying out from the salt water.

Would probably be a fragrant mishmash with your ball sweat and meat oil.


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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: Set]
    #19299351 - 12/19/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

She was hiding something.  You know it.  I know it.


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Re: Haven't taken a shower for three days [Re: Set] * 3
    #19299361 - 12/19/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Set said:
Speaking of body odor

I had a personal trainer who was self-conscious about smelling like fish, since she surfed every morning.

She was/is hot, I never though she was too fishy.






That's cause your face didn't get close enough to her snatch.


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