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InvisibleSynthe
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    #19298269 - 12/19/13 02:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

"My aunt, the Queen of England..." My nephew found this to be a very tricky statement. He was once tricked by a predatory individual claiming to be a purveyor of a back of tricks, but was in fact a trickster. This trickster would dust his room from time to time and once discovered that he could manipulate his own thought patterns to create something unique and beautiful. He felt that it was a crucial part of his life to seek vengeance on an animated, fictional character within an outdated video game who executed the playable protagonist within that very game. He felt he had to redeem himself by interacting with this game continuously, and made many trips to the convenience store in Paris for energy beverages. The man who sold him the drinks was a young Indian fellow who immigrated from Delhi a couple years back. This man fathered nine children, each with a separate wife. This was an impressive feat for a 23 year old man, but more impressive were the psychoactive properties of the drug that his sixth child synthesized at the age of nine. By twelve, this child was able to step halfway into another realm. By the age of fourteen, this child had mastered the technique and went on to travel to the park, through not time, but space. He spotted a trickster from across the playground and took bore down on the man in great strides. However, he tripped while tripping and fell first physically on the ground and then defied physics by transporting himself through both time and space to a hospital centuries into the future. This was his first time manipulating time, and he had done it by a great measure. He was instantly revived and immediately made a full recovery, however, unknown forces trapped him in his hospital room. There were no people, and neither were there doors. The only window was short and wide, so close to the ceiling that he could not see through it. Not knowing what to do, he entered a meditative state. Suddenly, he was plunged into a world of knowledge and communication, a bazaar filled with hundreds of people from all walks of life communicating over a now-obsolete medium. In his own mind, he joined their community, and became one of them.

His name was Kenny.


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Re: A bag of tricks [Re: Synthe]
    #19298312 - 12/19/13 02:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Was this person a rather drk and interesting individual?


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Re: A bag of tricks [Re: Synthe]
    #19298328 - 12/19/13 02:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This story was related to me by my cousin before she departed for paris.  Many details regarding specific names and places were neglected, but it is well known i am endowed with unusual inductive reasoning, and the relevant facts were immediately apparent to me.  I shared laughs with my companions who were in the process of discussing honors to bestow upon me should i agree to accompany them on their journey.


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Re: A bag of tricks [Re: teamkiller]
    #19298375 - 12/19/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Start a cult, why don't ya?


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Re: A bag of tricks [Re: koods]
    #19298429 - 12/19/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

WTF did I just read?


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Re: A bag of tricks [Re: Patlal]
    #19298457 - 12/19/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Word salad


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Re: A bag of tricks [Re: abltsandwich]
    #19304498 - 12/20/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: A bag of tricks [Re: Synthe]
    #19304515 - 12/20/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:kidnap: . . . :peace:


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Re: A bag of tricks [Re: vinsue] * 2
    #19304611 - 12/20/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm only having a picnic. It doesn't  mean you get to bring your friends along. Some dont get to come. Some will lose they chance to arrive. For we might prevent them from it by mentioning something we heard earlier. Then we say that to them later but meant to earlier. So you see them with their friends later on and try to say hi. But before you know it a crowd appeared and you lost view of them.


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Re: A bag of tricks [Re: abltsandwich]
    #19305094 - 12/20/13 08:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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abltsandwich said:
Word salad




Why the sallow shot? Some other had it, dude. That's the point.


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