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I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head
    #19298186 - 12/19/13 02:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I has dreadlocks, to keep them clean and smelling fresh I use johnsons baby shampoo on them! This is because it is free of fragrances, conditioners, residues, and all the other garbage they load shampoo with.

The reason dreads can smell bad is because using garnier fructis super uber girly bullshit on your hair leaves synthetic oils, and smells, and other such crap in your hair that if left in dreads would build up and start to stink!

So I use johnsons and every once in a while I soak my dreads in an organic mint tea! BUT I frequently use my room mates fancy expensive shampoo on my pubes LOL body wash doesnt cut it for my pubes

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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: Zombi3]
    #19298203 - 12/19/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Cool story, bro.


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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: abltsandwich]
    #19298208 - 12/19/13 02:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Cool story, bro.



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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: Synthe]
    #19298213 - 12/19/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Cool story, bro.



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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: Synthe] * 1
    #19298217 - 12/19/13 02:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Shampoo is bad for hair. True story.


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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #19298237 - 12/19/13 02:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Soooooo far from being a hipster


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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: Zombi3]
    #19298288 - 12/19/13 02:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm pretty sure dreads smell from a build-up of your body's natural oil, not the build up of soaps :tongue2: The others may smell good, but they don't cut through your grease/smells as well as baby shampoo will. While not as much of a problem for people washing their un-dreaded hair ~daily, dreads are obviously a little different.

If you want something that's really gonna keep them clean-


$20/bottle but it will last a few months.


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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: abltsandwich]
    #19298367 - 12/19/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Cool story, bro.




Very.


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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: koods]
    #19298605 - 12/19/13 03:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Who washes their balls now a days, anyways :shrug:


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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: The5thElement]
    #19298779 - 12/19/13 04:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i use bar soap and nothing else  :grizzlybear:


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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: NWlight]
    #19298791 - 12/19/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Hipsters always claim not to be hipsters....


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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: The5thElement]
    #19298799 - 12/19/13 04:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Who washes their balls now a days, anyways :shrug:




I know. I have people that do that for me.


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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: koods]
    #19298860 - 12/19/13 04:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Who washes their balls now a days, anyways :shrug:




I know. I have people that do that for me.




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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: The5thElement]
    #19298871 - 12/19/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Who washes their balls now a days, anyways :shrug:




Dudes that don't manscape, apparently.


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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: badchad] * 1
    #19298904 - 12/19/13 05:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

White people with dreads just look homeless. It's worse than being a hipster.


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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: Mescalean]
    #19299048 - 12/19/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i use the walmart brand baby shampoo on my hair, and V05 moisture conditioner.  then i slick it back/up with crew pomade.

baby shampoo and pomade has no alcohol, and both smell super clean.

the rest of my body hair, shaved clean off with baby oil.

just so you know...  lololol







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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: stimpson]
    #19299524 - 12/19/13 07:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Soak your dreads in peroxide. You can't go wrong!


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Re: I use more expensive shampoo on my balls than I do on my head [Re: Patlal]
    #19299766 - 12/19/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

No need to mine are shaved and smooth as hell. That's how the ol lady likes them and I get more head out of it so.


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