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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Maybe she should make a thread titled, "Should I fuck an asshole?"
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Beanhead
IS IRONIC PARADOX


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A woman should have a bit of grip aye
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lunarpiscean
princess



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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Beanhead]
#19311344 - 12/22/13 10:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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this thread is bullshit
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deCypher



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OP's question reminds me of a tradition called "whaling" that took place in at least one fraternity that I knew of back when I was in college. Basically everyone participating puts in a certain amount of money ($20) in the pot, and whoever manages to bang the fattest chick by the end of the night takes the whole pot.
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Ballerium
Little Black Spot on the Sun



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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: deCypher]
#19316371 - 12/23/13 02:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wow.
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HeroMike
Curious Conceptionist


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Ballerium]
#19318976 - 12/23/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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They used to call that Hoggin round these parts .
However myself I believe big women have their talents , and I have pleased a few in my day .
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TheMaster
PATIENCE


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: deCypher]
#19319203 - 12/24/13 12:01 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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deCypher said: OP's question reminds me of a tradition called "whaling" that took place in at least one fraternity that I knew of back when I was in college. Basically everyone participating puts in a certain amount of money ($20) in the pot, and whoever manages to bang the fattest chick by the end of the night takes the whole pot. 
I remember something similar from college but I think it was called dragon slaying? Whaling seems more appropriate somehow.
Never been with a plus sized women myself, but I have a buddy who highly recommends it. He told me, "fat chicks are the best because they'll put your dick and balls all in their mouth at the same time". This guy also has only a slightly higher IQ than a doorknob.
Probably a bad move to fuck her if you can't look past her size, and are asking about it here.
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RickyJ
One Funky Homo sapien

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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Forestdie]
#19319261 - 12/24/13 12:27 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Forestdie said: I love how this thread refers to fat chicks as if they're some extra-terrestrial species. "Look at that fatty grazing in McDonalds, keeping a close watch of her resources." Hahahahah, just a thought. But yeah, if you dig her and she isn't a turn off I'd say go for it.
This quote made my day.
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Konyap

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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: RickyJ]
#19321037 - 12/24/13 12:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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my friend started dating a fatty like last year
hasn't dropped a single pound
you would think they were married or something
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Shins
Fun guy



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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Konyap]
#19321363 - 12/24/13 02:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Its true that fat chickd are often good at BJs and open to many things in bed.
in my experience skinny super fit girls are so used to always being worshipped that they are selfish as hell in bed and give terrible BJs
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automan
blasted chipmunk


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Some of the most amazing sex I've had has been with bigger girls. Girls are girls. They are soft and smell nice.
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deCypher



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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: automan]
#19328664 - 12/26/13 12:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Not all of them.
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automan
blasted chipmunk


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: deCypher]
#19328670 - 12/26/13 12:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah, that's what I'm saying. Pretty face and smells nice? Deal. Either of those 2 things missing? No Deal.
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automan
blasted chipmunk


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: automan]
#19328678 - 12/26/13 12:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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To me, a more relevant question would be, "Should I fuck a moron?" I have way more trouble having sex with an idiot than I ever do based on physicality.
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deCypher



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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: automan]
#19328689 - 12/26/13 12:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I dunno, I'd be fine with fucking a moron provided she had the body of Jessica Alba. Now dating/long-term relationship, on the other hand...
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automan
blasted chipmunk


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: deCypher]
#19328704 - 12/26/13 12:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Man, they always end up saying the stupidest shit just before sex or during. It becomes a chore. The best part of having sex is letting go of your mind and letting your animal instincts take over. I can't let go of my mind if I know the girl is an idiot. I'm positive that's a problem I have with me and not any other person, though.
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HeroMike
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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: automan]
#19329090 - 12/26/13 02:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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automan said: Man, they always end up saying the stupidest shit just before sex or during. It becomes a chore. The best part of having sex is letting go of your mind and letting your animal instincts take over. I can't let go of my mind if I know the girl is an idiot. I'm positive that's a problem I have with me and not any other person, though.
THis is QFT
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999
Number Nine?



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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: automan]
#19332439 - 12/27/13 10:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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automan said: To me, a more relevant question would be, "Should I fuck a moron?" I have way more trouble having sex with an idiot than I ever do based on physicality.
LOL, I read this as "Should I fuck a Mormon?" Hahaha... ha..haaaa.. No.
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Dawks
Jolly African Potato


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: automan]
#19332524 - 12/27/13 10:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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automan said: To me, a more relevant question would be, "Should I fuck a moron?" I have way more trouble having sex with an idiot than I ever do based on physicality.
What does a person's intelligence have to do with how good they fuck? I hope you don't scream out calculus proofs during foreplay
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999
Number Nine?



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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Dawks]
#19332886 - 12/27/13 12:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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DRINK!! DRINK LOTS!! THEN GO FOR THE BIGGEST, NICEST, BEST SMELLING FAT CHICK YOU CAN FIND. THE KIND THAT BATHES.
and let them play with your willy, angus.
And this is how we get hickies from fat chicks... Urrrgghhhhhh..
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