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Anonymous #1

Should I fuck a fatty?
    #19297599 - 12/19/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I met this really cool girl I get along with really really well, weve hung out like once a week for about a month. Every time we hang out we make out ad i can tell she wants my cock. She messages me to tell me Im gorgeous or that Im 'yummy' or Im a great kisser etc etc.. Were habging out tonight and she sid shes wearing somthing sexy, also when I told her not to get m anything for xmas (cuz she said she might) she responded with "no Im not getting you anything except for me :wink:"

I know I could easily get her in bed, itd take me about 10 minutes. The thingis Ive never fucked a fatty. Shes probly like... 180 pounds or something... She has a fucking gorgeous face thouh! She has  really nice body for a fat chick and I doubt the fuk would wierd cuz I know she wants it, I havent been laid in 2-3 months so Id love to get my dick wet but like I said I never been with a fatty and the thought of it doesnt turn me off but what if in the middle of game time I cant perform cuz Im used to skinny and fit girls...

Should I fuck a fatty shroomery?


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #19297690 - 12/19/13 11:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:rolleyes:@ 180lbs as a 'fatty', she's just a little thick bro.

Try it, you might like it...


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Lynnch]
    #19297705 - 12/19/13 12:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

180 was a complete guess. she could be 220 or like 300 for all i know, i couldnt even guess my own weight accuratly...


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #19297736 - 12/19/13 12:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You said she has a great face, nice body, fucking her wouldn't be weird, and being with her wouldn't turn you off...what is the problem? Just do it! Could be the best sex you've ever had.


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19297737 - 12/19/13 12:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Do it! It'll be more fun than you think! She seems like she'd probly be fun in bed anyways plus if she's gorgeous like you say then you should have no problem, I say give it a shot, I was surprised how fun it was the first time I slept with a thick girl haha


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: gg2013] * 2
    #19297853 - 12/19/13 12:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

my friend is fucking a girl that has a little weight and she has not dropped any weight lol

i would say fuck her hang out with her but kind of make her try to prove to you that she can change unless your black or something

i don't hate fat girls, only nasty bitches, but there's being fat and there's being willfully fat


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #19298355 - 12/19/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Definitely.  Weight is a tricky thing, some people look fine with it, others don't.  You'll have to try it to know.


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #19298399 - 12/19/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

They give the best head cause they're always hungry.:yesnod:


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: thoughts]
    #19299030 - 12/19/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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They give the best head cause they're always hungry.:yesnod:



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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 4
    #19299799 - 12/19/13 08:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You should go for it. I had a great time with a fatty once in college. A friend and I were drinking beers at her place, friend left and I started getting comfortable on her couch in just boxers and a t shirt. She lit some candles and went into the bathroom for about 15 minutes. When she came back out and laid down on her bed (which was on the floor in the living room) I stretched out on the couch and was like, "Hey, I don't want to be too forward but...how about we have a good time" or something awesome like that. She was all for it and it was on.

She had a really tight, sexy, neutral tasting pussy. When she went down on me she just adored and worshiped my cock and balls for a good long while. It got a little weird when she put on a White Stripes cd because banging her to that Seven Nation Army song just seemed a bit too canny. At one point I was on top and she said something like "come inside me" and I swear I heard a rattlesnake in the distance at that moment. I starting shutting down at that point since I knew she was gunning for my fertile young load.

The next morning was a bit awkward when she was wanting to make out and I was just trying to slide out the door. I saw her about a week later downtown and she was with one of her significantly larger friends and they both spotted me and giggled and waved. I was with my dad at the time so it was pretty funny.


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Viveka]
    #19299838 - 12/19/13 08:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I love how this thread refers to fat chicks as if they're some extra-terrestrial species. "Look at that fatty grazing in McDonalds, keeping a close watch of her resources." Hahahahah, just a thought. But yeah, if you dig her and she isn't a turn off I'd say go for it.


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Viveka] * 3
    #19300420 - 12/19/13 10:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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At one point I was on top and she said something like "come inside me" and I swear I heard a rattlesnake in the distance at that moment. .



omg
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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #19301880 - 12/20/13 08:37 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

180 lbs... thats not a fatty


this is a fatty



now a girl with a little thickness is usually a good fuck. ill tell you what they can suck the color out of your cock. and their pussy is usually a little tighter then stick skinny girls.


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Absolem0918]
    #19302051 - 12/20/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The best head I got was from a girl who was a lil bigger.  She wasn't fat, but she had some weight.  Fuck..... that blow job was AMAZING.  Although.... the weight thing threw me off a lil in bed.  It kinda felt like I was fucking a bean bag chair.  She was just a different lay then I was used to, too submissive and kinda lazy.

Amazing titties too! :pipesmoke:


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: sanchothestoner] * 3
    #19302180 - 12/20/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

180lb is pretty damn fat for a girl unless she's like 6' tall.  Even then it's a little on the big side.


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19302263 - 12/20/13 10:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

OP report success plz


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Black_Sunset] * 1
    #19302823 - 12/20/13 12:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe I am just sensitive to the word fatty, but when I hear or read that word, I think of some huge gigantic atrocity, not some thick 180 lb girl.


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Ballerium]
    #19302872 - 12/20/13 01:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

He sounds
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Ballerium said:
Maybe I am just sensitive to the word fatty, but when I hear or read that word, I think of some huge gigantic atrocity, not some thick 180 lb girl.




I think he uses it as a way to distance himself from the idea of being intimate with a larger woman


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #19302942 - 12/20/13 01:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah god forbid, they're probably all so disgusting and because they are large, probably means that they don't maintain proper hygeine too, right? :rolleyes:


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Re: Should I fuck a fatty? [Re: Ballerium] * 1
    #19303050 - 12/20/13 01:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You sound like you're so incredibly insecure that you needed internet personalities to make you feel like your better than her, despite that you like her.

I would say no, don't fuck her or lead her on. She's probably a nice girl, and you sound like a prepubescent ass trying to brag to his buddies he saw a vagina. But of course you're better than that person.

If you can't be a good person about it then no I wouldn't say anyone under that profile would deserve to have sex, let alone with someone who actually appreciates them.


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