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Stoner Busted Driving Backward Through Taco Bell Drive-Thru 2
#19293644 - 12/18/13 02:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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http://www.hightimes.com/read/stoner-busted-driving-backward-through-taco-bell-drive-thru
Stoner Busted Driving Backward Through Taco Bell Drive-Thru BY MIKE ADAMS · WED DEC 18, 2013
There are some basic rules to incarceration prevention that we feel some young stoners may be missing. Like, when holding weed, it's a good idea to avoid committing acts of sheer lunacy that may draw attention from those recruiters for the American prison system known as “the cops.”
And, as much fun as it seems, driving a car backward through a Taco Bell drive-thru probably ranks pretty high on the list of dumbass shit a pothead can do while in possession of weed.
Unfortunately, 18-year-old Donovin Espenshade is finding out the hard way.
Earlier this month, police in central Pennsylvania spotted a vehicle moving in reverse through the drive-thru of a Cumberland County Taco Bell. Being the astute individuals we all know law enforcement officials to be, officers suspected that the person behind the wheel might be up to no good, or at least some late-night tomfoolery.
When the boys in blue made the decision to pursue the back asswards rebel, they pulled him over after he sped out of the parking lot -- we assume moving forward.
Of course, this is where we suspect officers used every available shakedown tactics: strip search, rubber glove, roadside waterboarding, whatever it took to eventually discover the kid was only holding a “small amount” of marijuana.
The weed was enough to warrant a chauffeured trip to the county jail to face charges of marijuana possession and disorderly conduct.
Sounds like now may be a very-appropriate time for Espenshade to run for the border. If he does, our only hope is that he is smart enough, this time around, to do it with forward propulsion
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Re: Stoner Busted Driving Backward Through Taco Bell Drive-Thru [Re: LiquidGlass] 1
#19293719 - 12/18/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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The taco bell parking lot is soooo sketch at night
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Re: Stoner Busted Driving Backward Through Taco Bell Drive-Thru [Re: Konyap]
#19293839 - 12/18/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Illyabo said: The taco bell parking lot is soooo sketch at night
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Re: Stoner Busted Driving Backward Through Taco Bell Drive-Thru [Re: dceodhz] 3
#19294104 - 12/18/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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He could have easily gotten out of it if he knew the magic phrases.
Is driving through taco bell backwards a crime? Am I being detained? Am I free to go? I don't consent to searches.
Seriously I doubt it's a crime and this is a good example of an encounter he could have gotten out of.
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Re: Stoner Busted Driving Backward Through Taco Bell Drive-Thru [Re: LiquidGlass]
#19294225 - 12/18/13 05:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LiquidGlass said: officers used every available shakedown tactics: strip search, rubber glove, roadside waterboarding, whatever it took to eventually discover the kid was only holding a “small amount” of marijuana.
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Re: Stoner Busted Driving Backward Through Taco Bell Drive-Thru [Re: LiquidGlass]
#19294265 - 12/18/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've done that before, and the person at the drivethru was laughing his ass off. I wouldn't do it if I had drugs on me though.
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Re: Stoner Busted Driving Backward Through Taco Bell Drive-Thru [Re: IoRhinz]
#19294626 - 12/18/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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IoRhinz said:
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LiquidGlass said: officers used every available shakedown tactics: strip search, rubber glove, roadside waterboarding, whatever it took to eventually discover the kid was only holding a “small amount” of marijuana.

WTF water boarding someone involuntary is SO ILLEGAL. U r not allowed to torture any one unless theyre a terrorist(In Guantanamo bay). If that's true he could sue those police officers for like hundreds of thousands of dollars maybe more and get his charges dropped since his constitutional rights were broken... no cruel or unusual forms of punishment r acceptable and water boarding definitely applies.
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Re: Stoner Busted Driving Backward Through Taco Bell Drive-Thru [Re: PurpleHaze147]
#19294891 - 12/18/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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PurpleHaze147 said:
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IoRhinz said:
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LiquidGlass said: officers used every available shakedown tactics: strip search, rubber glove, roadside waterboarding, whatever it took to eventually discover the kid was only holding a “small amount” of marijuana.

WTF water boarding someone involuntary is SO ILLEGAL. U r not allowed to torture any one unless theyre a terrorist(In Guantanamo bay). If that's true he could sue those police officers for like hundreds of thousands of dollars maybe more and get his charges dropped since his constitutional rights were broken... no cruel or unusual forms of punishment r acceptable and water boarding definitely applies.
I think it's sarcasm, not sure though
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Re: Stoner Busted Driving Backward Through Taco Bell Drive-Thru [Re: ChinChiller]
#19295616 - 12/18/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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When i first read the headline i thought .........aww shit what they forget!!!
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