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OfflineMushroom94

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Getting mushrooms past airport security?
    #19291471 - 12/18/13 01:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

anyone have any experience with this? I was planning on breaking apart the dried cap and the stem and mixing them in with a box of dried shiitake mushrooms..then putting the box in my backpack like its a snack. It's not a huge box..it's just a round see through box. I feel like if i mix them in there enough they probably won't know the difference. Unless the scanners can detect magic mushrooms. Can they?

What do you guys think? Yes or am I fucking crazy?


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94] * 1
    #19291480 - 12/18/13 01:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Pretty sure there's multiple threads on this.


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94] * 1
    #19291495 - 12/18/13 01:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Buy some protein shake mix or something similar, empty it out and fill it with powdered mushrooms.

Get a bottle of natural vitamins or something similar, grind up your shrooms, put them in capsules, then put the capsules in the bottle.

Put them in your butt.

Etc...

UTSE, this has been covered many many times.


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19291503 - 12/18/13 01:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: wildernessjunkie]
    #19291516 - 12/18/13 01:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

thanks guys but do I have to grind them up? Will mixing them with other dried mushrooms be ok?


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94] * 1
    #19291520 - 12/18/13 01:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Grind them up dude a cheap coffee grinder is like 10 bucks. Better than felony traficking.


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Enjoywho] * 2
    #19291530 - 12/18/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I was planning on breaking apart the dried cap and the stem and mixing them in with a box of dried shiitake mushrooms..then putting the box in my backpack like its a snack.




When is the last time you snacked on dried mushrooms? I can count all of the times Ive done it on no fingers.


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19291531 - 12/18/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Mushroom94 said:
thanks guys but do I have to grind them up? Will mixing them with other dried mushrooms be ok?



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Enjoywho said:
Grind them up dude a cheap coffee grinder is like 10 bucks. Better than felony traficking.




Seriously, having mushrooms on you definitely will raise a red flag, especially ones that look like they're of the magical variety.

A lot of TSA people are pretty stupid, but most of them are not full-blown retards.


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: wildernessjunkie]
    #19291536 - 12/18/13 02:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

This weirdo does :laugh:...the box even has the website and all that shit on it..will i still be ok sneaking them past?


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94]
    #19291549 - 12/18/13 02:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Make chocolates


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94]
    #19291593 - 12/18/13 02:31 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Huh?


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #19291600 - 12/18/13 02:35 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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LiquidGlass said:
Make chocolates



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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94]
    #19291684 - 12/18/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Make chocolates




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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94]
    #19291697 - 12/18/13 03:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Don't be stupid.... Why risk it?

Just wait to trip when you get home.

Don't let your excitement or anticipation of something cloud your judgement.

Stand to gain not much at all, stand to lose a lot.

Drugs + airport = federal crime = bad feels


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94]
    #19291699 - 12/18/13 03:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I posted in a thread on this years ago, search it.

Grind them in a coffee grinder and pack into gel caps.  Looks similar to echinacea capsules (buy at a health shop).  If you are too pressed to buy blank gel-caps, empty out the echinacea caps and fill them with your mushroom powder.  A Cap-M-Quik is fast, but you can use a chopstick or something similar to fill the empty caps.  Put the filled capsules in an echinacea bottle and whistle as you go through security.  Make sure you whistle, that's the important part.

Security doesn't ever give a fuck about a bottle of herbal pills, and have no reason to question it :shrug:  I've done this many times.

please don't make chocolates, that's totally unnecessary


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: LordSenate]
    #19291726 - 12/18/13 03:38 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Make chocolates








And put it with some other snacks or a bottle of wine in your checked luggage


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #19291892 - 12/18/13 05:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

These all sound great except for what happens if they let drug dogs sniff the packages wouldn't they tell?


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Imperfect Iam] * 1
    #19291900 - 12/18/13 05:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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These all sound great except for what happens if they let drug dogs sniff the packages wouldn't they tell?



Drug dogs generally aren't trained to detect mushrooms.

They're trained to detect dangerous stuff like marijuana, bombs, etc.


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Set]
    #19292662 - 12/18/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

thanks guys! I won't be bringing mushrooms past airport security then


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Set] * 3
    #19292807 - 12/18/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Set said:
They're trained to detect dangerous stuff like marijuana, bombs, etc.




:lol:


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94]
    #19293362 - 12/18/13 01:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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thanks guys! I won't be bringing mushrooms past airport security then





It is so easy to do, you should not let a couple people scare you out of it because they have small testicles. They are not looking for mushrooms at the airport. You make some chocolates and put it with some food in your bag and nobody will bat an eye


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #19293416 - 12/18/13 01:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Shrooms and homosexuality are like peanut butter and jam.

I would plug them.


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94]
    #19293824 - 12/18/13 03:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Chocolates or grind and put em in to a supplement bottle


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #19293838 - 12/18/13 03:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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They're trained to detect dangerous stuff like marijuana, bombs, etc.




:lol:




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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94]
    #19293857 - 12/18/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Don't do it man, you risk so fucking much for so little. Imagine for a second how royally screwed you'd be if you get caught. Court, trials, hiring a lawyer, getting a criminal record, perhaps even ending up in jail. You'd probably lose your job and good luck finding a decent place that will hire you without a criminal check.

Other than LSD, I think you'd have to be really stupid to risk smuggling drugs. And even that would be dumb. But shrooms, cmon!?

But by reading your post, I can tell you're on the slow side of things. Bringing mushrooms as a snack? WHEN IN THE HELL HAVE YOU SEEN SOMEBODY CASUALLY SNACKING ON MUSHROOMS? If that isn't sketchy af, I don't know what is. That mushroom would come up on the X-ray scanner and you'd be FUCKED.


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19293900 - 12/18/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

U obviously have never seen mushroom chocolates before


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19293913 - 12/18/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

But by reading your post, I can tell you're on the slow side of things. Bringing mushrooms as a snack? WHEN IN THE HELL HAVE YOU SEEN SOMEBODY CASUALLY SNACKING ON MUSHROOMS?





Maybe you are on the slow side of things because he already stated that he does snack on them

Bringing chocolates with some other food on a plane is no big deal, I have done it several times

Go for it op


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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #19293922 - 12/18/13 03:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I just flew a half o of boomers to NYC.

Airtight bag, in a sock, in another sock, in a box of baby wipes, in my check in.

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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94]
    #19294127 - 12/18/13 04:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Mushroom94 said:
anyone have any experience with this? I was planning on breaking apart the dried cap and the stem and mixing them in with a box of dried shiitake mushrooms..then putting the box in my backpack like its a snack. It's not a huge box..it's just a round see through box. I feel like if i mix them in there enough they probably won't know the difference. Unless the scanners can detect magic mushrooms. Can they?

What do you guys think? Yes or am I fucking crazy?





Not crazy, stupid.

Try weighing the cost against the benefit.


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