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Mushroom94

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Getting mushrooms past airport security?
#19291471 - 12/18/13 01:36 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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anyone have any experience with this? I was planning on breaking apart the dried cap and the stem and mixing them in with a box of dried shiitake mushrooms..then putting the box in my backpack like its a snack. It's not a huge box..it's just a round see through box. I feel like if i mix them in there enough they probably won't know the difference. Unless the scanners can detect magic mushrooms. Can they?
What do you guys think? Yes or am I fucking crazy?
Edited by Mushroom94 (12/18/13 01:39 AM)
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94] 1
#19291480 - 12/18/13 01:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Pretty sure there's multiple threads on this.
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94] 1
#19291495 - 12/18/13 01:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Buy some protein shake mix or something similar, empty it out and fill it with powdered mushrooms.
Get a bottle of natural vitamins or something similar, grind up your shrooms, put them in capsules, then put the capsules in the bottle.
Put them in your butt.
Etc...
UTSE, this has been covered many many times.
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19291503 - 12/18/13 01:47 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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thanks guys but do I have to grind them up? Will mixing them with other dried mushrooms be ok?
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94] 1
#19291520 - 12/18/13 01:53 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Grind them up dude a cheap coffee grinder is like 10 bucks. Better than felony traficking.
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#19291530 - 12/18/13 01:58 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was planning on breaking apart the dried cap and the stem and mixing them in with a box of dried shiitake mushrooms..then putting the box in my backpack like its a snack.
When is the last time you snacked on dried mushrooms? I can count all of the times Ive done it on no fingers.
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Enjoywho]
#19291531 - 12/18/13 01:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mushroom94 said: thanks guys but do I have to grind them up? Will mixing them with other dried mushrooms be ok?
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Enjoywho said: Grind them up dude a cheap coffee grinder is like 10 bucks. Better than felony traficking.
Seriously, having mushrooms on you definitely will raise a red flag, especially ones that look like they're of the magical variety.
A lot of TSA people are pretty stupid, but most of them are not full-blown retards.
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This weirdo does ...the box even has the website and all that shit on it..will i still be ok sneaking them past?
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94]
#19291549 - 12/18/13 02:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Make chocolates
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94]
#19291593 - 12/18/13 02:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Huh?
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: LiquidGlass]
#19291600 - 12/18/13 02:35 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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LiquidGlass said: Make chocolates
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94]
#19291684 - 12/18/13 03:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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LiquidGlass said: Make chocolates
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94]
#19291697 - 12/18/13 03:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Don't be stupid.... Why risk it?
Just wait to trip when you get home.
Don't let your excitement or anticipation of something cloud your judgement.
Stand to gain not much at all, stand to lose a lot.
Drugs + airport = federal crime = bad feels
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Mushroom94]
#19291699 - 12/18/13 03:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I posted in a thread on this years ago, search it.
Grind them in a coffee grinder and pack into gel caps. Looks similar to echinacea capsules (buy at a health shop). If you are too pressed to buy blank gel-caps, empty out the echinacea caps and fill them with your mushroom powder. A Cap-M-Quik is fast, but you can use a chopstick or something similar to fill the empty caps. Put the filled capsules in an echinacea bottle and whistle as you go through security. Make sure you whistle, that's the important part.
Security doesn't ever give a fuck about a bottle of herbal pills, and have no reason to question it I've done this many times.
please don't make chocolates, that's totally unnecessary
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: LordSenate]
#19291726 - 12/18/13 03:38 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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LordSenate said:
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LiquidGlass said: Make chocolates
And put it with some other snacks or a bottle of wine in your checked luggage
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: LiquidGlass]
#19291892 - 12/18/13 05:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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These all sound great except for what happens if they let drug dogs sniff the packages wouldn't they tell?
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Imperfect Iam] 1
#19291900 - 12/18/13 05:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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cc1 said: These all sound great except for what happens if they let drug dogs sniff the packages wouldn't they tell?
Drug dogs generally aren't trained to detect mushrooms.
They're trained to detect dangerous stuff like marijuana, bombs, etc.
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Re: Getting mushrooms past airport security? [Re: Set]
#19292662 - 12/18/13 10:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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thanks guys! I won't be bringing mushrooms past airport security then
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#19292807 - 12/18/13 10:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Set said: They're trained to detect dangerous stuff like marijuana, bombs, etc.
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