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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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InvisibleChinChiller
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Fuck the USPS/ my new mail lady
    #19289095 - 12/17/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sent my friend a package with some very nice goods in them (priority mail flat rate), I even typed up the addresses. They usually take 3 days tops for me ALWAYS, however the tracking says my package instead of being in Iowa is in god forsaken Virginia and is yet to reroute itself back. It went farther than it was supposed to! :kingcrankey:


Also, the person who used to deliver to my house always came around 12 and was super awesome. We would always smoke out the front window of our house and he would hand us the mail and mention to us how he wishes he could chill, loved the sound of the music we were making, and even wanted to smoke/drink with us, but he was on the job.:rockon:




Recently he has been replaced by a very unchill fucking fat black bitch who has a messy ass truck filled with fast-food containers, usually drops mail off around 4, but recently it has been as late as 5. She even got some sauce from her hot wings on one of my envelopes the other day. :bucktoothfattygangsta:  :lolfat:


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InvisibleChinChiller
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Re: Fuck the USPS/ my new mail lady [Re: ChinChiller]
    #19289107 - 12/17/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Mods you can move this to the Butthurt/Crybaby thread if you feel it is neccessary.
I just need to vent the rage. :brushrage:


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Re: Fuck the USPS/ my new mail lady [Re: ChinChiller]
    #19289118 - 12/17/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck the postal service! :kingcrankey:


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Re: Fuck the USPS/ my new mail lady [Re: mpd]
    #19289152 - 12/17/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Can we delete the butthurt crybaby thread? I would have ne er read this if it were there


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Re: Fuck the USPS/ my new mail lady [Re: indocult]
    #19289195 - 12/17/13 03:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Black lady spills hot sauce from chicken wing on your envelope :laugh2:


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Re: Fuck the USPS/ my new mail lady [Re: ChinChiller]
    #19289202 - 12/17/13 03:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If they dont reroute my pakcage and instead return it to the sender I am fucked.
Due to the nature of the contents of said package the return address is not one I even remotely have access to.

My gut tells me it will be back on track within the next 48 hours.



There is only one solution to the glutonous sloth of a postal worker my delivery woman is though  :minigun:


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InvisibleChinChiller
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Re: Fuck the USPS/ my new mail lady [Re: ChinChiller]
    #19289214 - 12/17/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Or I will poison her with something she cannot resist...chicken n' waffles.  :chef:


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Re: Fuck the USPS/ my new mail lady [Re: ChinChiller]
    #19289247 - 12/17/13 03:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Thats so racist, give her some watermelon and grape drank instead you ignoramus :justinwilson:


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Re: Fuck the USPS/ my new mail lady [Re: The5thElement]
    #19289282 - 12/17/13 04:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Hey, I dont know anyone black or white or yellow or orange that would turn down my chicken and waffles.

But watermelon and grape drank...ingenius! :brilliant:


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Re: Fuck the USPS/ my new mail lady [Re: ChinChiller]
    #19289289 - 12/17/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I need more racists contributing to my plan, due to the fact I am literally blind to race probably because I just dont pay attention to peoples faces.


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Re: Fuck the USPS/ my new mail lady [Re: ChinChiller]
    #19289342 - 12/17/13 04:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Blame it on the holidays mang. I have never had a single problem with USPS and I have been using them on a regular bases for the past 6 years buying and selling shit on ebay and other sites :shrug: Hope you get your shit soon though :mushroom2:

No comment on the black chick  :terminator3:


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