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OfflinePatlal
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How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime?
    #19288510 - 12/17/13 12:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Try to make an intelligent guess. I recommend you use this new tool called a calculator to figure it out.

I thought it would be cool to know.


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #19288524 - 12/17/13 01:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You expect us to add up the exact volume of every bowl ever sparked?... having remembered each one? :rofl: All i know is weed outnumbers alc by an astronomical margin.


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #19288527 - 12/17/13 01:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

2 oz month avg 35 yrs.
maybe 2 gallons of booze a month.


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: anne halonium]
    #19288541 - 12/17/13 01:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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anne halonium said:
2 oz month avg 35 yrs.
maybe 2 gallons of booze a month.



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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: Synthe]
    #19288556 - 12/17/13 01:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

im fine, moms a doctor.
whole family partys like its 1999 ,
and all of us make into late 70's and beyond.


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #19288561 - 12/17/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I smoked weed 3 or 4 times a day for over 10 years. I was buying a half ounce or so a wekk before I started growing. Its got to be in the multiple pounds. I drank a ton of booze and still do, almost every day, maybe averaging a fifth of whiskey a day at my worst. I'm sure that if I calculated it out in cubic meters it wouldn't be very impressive of a figure. I still kill about a 6 pack of tall boys every night but its a lot less alchohol than I was drinking in liquor. There were a couple years I was lucky I didn't DUIs on my way to work in the morning.


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: anne halonium]
    #19288567 - 12/17/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

probably about a half oz of weed a month,

maybe 10 beers a month? not much of a drinker at all


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: Connor4050]
    #19288586 - 12/17/13 01:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

probably a pound or two.

On another note, anyone ever get so high that they go to lay down and can't stop their fucking legs from squirming around and shit? This happens to me from time to time accompanied with out of control breathing, really weirds me out...


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: schwarg]
    #19288589 - 12/17/13 01:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I love when i get so stoned and when i sit down and close my eyes it feels like im doing mass back flips


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: Connor4050]
    #19288624 - 12/17/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe a quarter ounce of pot over the years and a jigger of whiskey.

:excited:


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #19288633 - 12/17/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime?




Lots.


Quote:

How much booze did you drink in your lifetime?




Lots.


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: mpd]
    #19288647 - 12/17/13 01:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

in 10 years of smoking i'm gonna say 18ish pounds of weed, not counting things like edibles or making concentrates. then it would be 25 ish easily.

as for booze lets say 50 750 ml bottles of liquor, 30 bottles of wine and 500 can/bottles of beer?

this is just a brief ballpark figure. if i think about it i'd probably have consumed more of both


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #19288660 - 12/17/13 01:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Way too much.

I started drinking booze and smoking weeed at 15 and haven't really stopped since.
Weed almost daily, alcohol 2-3x a week before turning 21, almost daily since 21.

I'll be 25 soon..been smoking weed daily for about 2 years straight now and don't plan on stopping.

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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #19288707 - 12/17/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Weed probably just a few pounds worth

Alcohol I have no fucking clue.. For quite a while (years) I was going through roughly a 12 pack+ a day of beer and a gallon of rum every week. That was steady intake, before I reached that point I was still drinking really heavily, just not a regular amount everyday.


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #19288730 - 12/17/13 01:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

over 400


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: fapjack]
    #19288735 - 12/17/13 01:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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fapjack said:
over 400




HOLY SHIT 400?!?!?!?


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: schwarg]
    #19288747 - 12/17/13 01:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

booze - couple gallons, maybe?
herb - pounds upon pounds, most definitely.


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: schwarg]
    #19288753 - 12/17/13 01:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

damn! over 400 weeds or boozes?


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #19288757 - 12/17/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Alcohol there's no way I can make an educated guess. I never drink alone or by my own choice rather, but regardless I've been drinking for a long time in social situations, longer than I've been toking.

Weed is a little easier. According to my calculations I smoked 3285 joints in my lifetime. I started smoking 3 years ago and I smoke an average of 3 joints a day (sometimes 0, sometimes 5). (365x3)x3 = 3285

I also smoke blunts, but not as often and not since I first started, so I divided my amount of smoked joints by 3 and that should get us close to how many blunts I've smoked - 1095.

I cannot calculate how many bong/pipe bowls I've smoked, but it's closer to the blunt number than the joint number.


This was fun, I like math when it doesn't get super complex.


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Re: How much weed did you smoke in your lifetime? How much booze did you drink in your lifetime? [Re: Patlal]
    #19288759 - 12/17/13 01:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Zero weed smoked, but two brownies eaten.

Maybe a quart of liquor, a cup of wine, and one can of beer.


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