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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#19288959 - 12/17/13 02:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You all realize that your odds of winning are at their lowest point they've been all month right? I don't understand playing the lottery only when it hits record high jackpots.
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: schwarg] 2
#19289006 - 12/17/13 02:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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they should give that money to blacks
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: Konyap]
#19289015 - 12/17/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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.....huh?
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: schwarg]
#19289029 - 12/17/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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for education grants or somethign
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: Konyap]
#19289062 - 12/17/13 03:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Illyabo said: they should give that money to blacks
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: Bassfreak] 1
#19289071 - 12/17/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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fried chicken and watermelon stocks went up
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: mpd]
#19289098 - 12/17/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd buy the shroomery just to fire Prisoner#1, then sell it back for $1. I'd probably die within a few months pennyless, living in a hotel room.
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: mpd]
#19289101 - 12/17/13 03:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Even at that jackpot level, it's still a bad bet. It's got to get higher before it's a good investment.
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: Enlil]
#19289108 - 12/17/13 03:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Can you imagine the buzz that kind of money can buy? Oh God, here comes the premium cocaine and cocaine bitches!
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: mpd]
#19289120 - 12/17/13 03:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fuck that. Imagine the amount of books that could buy.
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: Enlil]
#19289132 - 12/17/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: Enlil] 2
#19289151 - 12/17/13 03:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Enlil said: Fuck that. Imagine the amount of books that could buy.
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: fapjack]
#19289220 - 12/17/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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fapjack said: I'd buy the shroomery just to fire Prisoner#1, then sell it back for $1. I'd probably die within a few months pennyless, living in a hotel room.
A motel room. Otherwise you're doing it wrong.
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: Enlil]
#19289407 - 12/17/13 04:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Enlil said: Fuck that. Imagine the amount of books that could buy.
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: schwarg]
#19289434 - 12/17/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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schwarg said: You all realize that your odds of winning are at their lowest point they've been all month right? I don't understand playing the lottery only when it hits record high jackpots.
The odds are best when the jackpot is higher. It's a sucker bet unless the jackpot is at least 800 or so million in any case, and even then, it's not a great bet because if you split the pot, you're at a disadvantage again.
Still, it's a better bet to play for a higher jackpot than a lower one.
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: Enlil]
#19289520 - 12/17/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd say you're still a multimillionaire regardless if a handful of people are splitting 50 million or 500 million. Only difference is like 5 times the amount of people playing.
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: schwarg]
#19289577 - 12/17/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I bought a few tix. If I win, I will give 100 shroomerites a hundred grand at random! And hold a badass gathering all inclusive and paid for.
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: schwarg]
#19289581 - 12/17/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's not the point. It's a sucker bet if it pays less that the odds of winning. The only time it doesn't is when the jackpot is astronomically high.
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: Enlil]
#19289650 - 12/17/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's why it pays to study and fail probability
there are a lot of gambling games that are pretty much a scam
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Re: MegaMillions Jackpot Now $636,000,000 - Get Your Tickets! [Re: Enlil]
#19289695 - 12/17/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Enlil said: That's not the point. It's a sucker bet if it pays less that the odds of winning. The only time it doesn't is when the jackpot is astronomically high.
isnt the megamillions odds 1:176,000,000?
I could look it up, but taht numbers always been in my head as the odds, so i'm giogn to trust myself.
I used to play when it hit 250M. now-a-days its only 400+.
bought ten tickets tongiht
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