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TraxSeos
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Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! 9
#19286442 - 12/16/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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So i was on on my way home from my girlfriends house an hour away from taking her to see the Hobbit. Since the Hobbit is 1 galactic year long, i was on the road at about 1am. I was tired as all hell and had work in the morning so i was speeding home when i flew right passed a cop. I saw him immediatly do a U-turn and knew i was about to get pulled over.
I started to pull over even before he put his lights on. After handing him my lisence and bullshit he asked if there was anything illegal in the car. and i said no. Other than my bowl and inoculated shroom jars i didnt have anything but fragments of weed on the ground.
He radio'd in some code like "802" or some shit and walked back to his car. in a few minutes i saw the canine unit drive passed me and he came back to the car asking once again if there was anything illegal in the car. So obviously he had seen some of the shake on the ground in my back seat so i just admitted to having the bowl in the car.
He asked me to step out and 2 other cars were already there, i can hear the dog barking vicously from the squad car. They searched me and blah blah and asked if there was any weed or drugs in the car. I just told them that theres shake on the ground, and even though rule number 1 is to never consent to a search, i went ahead and said to search the car. Becuase i really didnt have anything in the car. The nocc'd up jars were in my trunk along with tons and tons of shit.
The cops were young and cool, i was bullshittin with 2 of them while the other one searched my car. Everything i said that would be in the car was there, shake, knife, bowl, lighters, no weight whatsoever. But the one searching my car grabs my keys from my ignition and opens my trunk. my heart starts to race a little cuz i know hes going to open the box with; 6 PfTek Jars (freshly inoculation) 2 B+ syringes 2 16 gauge needles 1 Bag of verm 1 Bag of BRF
So he gets to the box and says "what the fuck is this shit?" as he holds the syringe up, looking at the label on it from the website i got it from. This is where i believe i came up with the best bullshit in my life. I had already told them im a chemical engineering student so i just said,
Me: "Oh its just a hobby"
Cop: "What kind of hobby is this?"
Me: "Mycology! the study of fungus and what not, i was thinkin bout taking some horticulture classes next semester, those syringes are full of spores to study under a microscope"
Cop2: "Haha, you growing shrooms or some shit?"
Me: *smiling* "Technically"
Cop2: "And those jars?"
Me: "Oh, those are different types of substrate, im keeping a journal on the rate of growth of myceleum in different growth mediums"
Cop: "You're one interesting individual"
so the cop puts all the stuff back in the box and puts it back. They were all in their early 20's so it was easy to bullshit with them and talk and laugh. they ended up just giving me a speeding ticket and letting me go home after realizing im no bad guy. it was cool to see that theres actually cool cops out there, all the cops in my small town are dicks.
this ever happen to anyone else? they find your shroom shit and let it be?
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: TraxSeos] 4
#19286459 - 12/16/13 11:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lol, WOW.
seriously, 
you got LUCKY.
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: TraxSeos] 30
#19286468 - 12/16/13 11:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You're obviously white.
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TraxSeos
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: thoughts]
#19286476 - 12/16/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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lmfao i am white! and it probably helped that i was pulled over in a black neighborhood by white cops and they saw i was from a white town.
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: TraxSeos]
#19286480 - 12/16/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Maybe I'm just jaded because every cop I've ever had an encounter with has been a straight dick, but I think they either just didn't know what it was (unlikely since he said "You growing shrooms?") or they did and just didn't think they could really get the arrest to 'stick'...
Either way, grats on the lucky break and you should probably take this as your one get out of jail free card and never transport growing materials all together like that again.
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: Shroomslip]
#19286486 - 12/16/13 11:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: thoughts]
#19286489 - 12/16/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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thoughts said: You're obviously white.
Hahahahahaha
But dang OP, lucky as fuck! Have a good night!
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: TraxSeos]
#19286490 - 12/16/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Man if this is true you got lucky as hell most young cops wanna make a name for a big bust. If they would have tried to test those jars you would a had a shit ton of headaches. Don't write it off that they were cool . Most likely they wouldn't know how to write it up and said fuck it.
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: TraxSeos] 1
#19286491 - 12/16/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Caucasian FTW!
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Shroomopotamus
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oh man this is seriously the greatest story ever
-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: TraxSeos] 4
#19286500 - 12/16/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wow, you could have been seriously fucked with a manufacturing charge. I have never had anything like that happen, but I did have some DMT float through a police station, psych ward, and back into my possession this summer.
They illegally searched me, beat me, tasered me, and then threw me in a psychiatric ward.
In their defense, I was pretty psychotic. I told them the .2 of DMT was the diamond to my wedding ring. The true bind between man and woman is the spirit molecule.
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: Shroomslip]
#19286501 - 12/16/13 11:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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it was very obvious that they didnt know what it was. They prolly havnt encountered somthing like that, working in a black neighborhood. When he said "Wtf is this shit" he actually looked at me while i explained it to him. And when the other cop said "you growing shrooms?" he was laughing while he said it and it was only after i explained it was for mycology, the study of fungus.
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this is so beautiful i'm so fucking happy this turned out the way it did
-------------------- * Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: TraxSeos]
#19286507 - 12/16/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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TraxSeos said: lmfao i am white! and it probably helped that i was pulled over in a black neighborhood by white cops and they saw i was from a white town.
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: r00tuuu123]
#19286520 - 12/16/13 11:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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r00tuuu123 said: Man if this is true you got lucky as hell most young cops wanna make a name for a big bust. If they would have tried to test those jars you would a had a shit ton of headaches. Don't write it off that they were cool . Most likely they wouldn't know how to write it up and said fuck it.
i literally had just nocc'd up the jars like a few hours before taking my girlfriend out. So there was no myc whatsoever. They were definetly looking for a big bust. And when they saw that i wasnt carrying any weight, they let me go. pretty cool.
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: thoughts]
#19286526 - 12/16/13 11:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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thoughts said: You're obviously white.
QFT
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: TraxSeos]
#19286528 - 12/16/13 11:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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there was no mycelium, there were no shrooms on you. they probably believed your story about the mycology, and didnt have a clue what a substrate was.
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TraxSeos
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: 404]
#19286540 - 12/16/13 11:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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StateOfMind404 said: there was no mycelium, there were no shrooms on you. they probably believed your story about the mycology, and didnt have a clue what a substrate was.
Yea i tried using big words and alot of shroomy jargon. Being young cops in a semi-bad neighborhood, they prolly arent used to seeing shrooms, let alone stuff to grow them.
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: TraxSeos] 1
#19286545 - 12/16/13 11:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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growing mushrooms isn't illegal
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Re: Cops let me keep my shroom stuff! [Re: LittleDipster]
#19286551 - 12/16/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LittleDipster said: growing mushrooms isn't illegal

yea i had that thought out, if they asked some more questions i would have said that they were portabella or shitake or somthing lol
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