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evileye001
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blew a load driving down the road!
#19286282 - 12/16/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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as some of you may know i like to share some of my sexual encounters if there worth mentioning to all of you guys. well heres another.
so... i was out on a date with my gf tonight and we havent been able to see each other much since a few people quit at her job and she has had to pick up there slack. we went to a sports bar that near us and had dinner. she was acting cute and started saying all this naughty shit knowng i was horny as hell. she fucking LOVES to watch me squirm when shes making me horny and theres nothing i can do about it. i enjoy it so hell why not let her have her fun.
she starts talking about how she wished we could pull over somewhere and fuck but she has to be at work in a few and tells me we will have fun tomorrow when i pick her up!
so other then not being able to stand the whole time i was eating it was a good dinner. on the way home i was all, plz! can we do a quickie? and i got a very sweet no but ill make it up to you tomorrow. so then she starts to play with me while im driving. and you can gus where it led from there. next think i know i getting my dick sucked while im driving down the road. at night of course. 
DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO ORGASM AND DRIVE!!!
well i came shortly b4 we got to her work and i hope the guy begind us didnt see to much since i was going about 5 under and he was on my ass.
just thought id share that.
a good night. a very good night!
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Edited by evileye001 (12/16/13 10:20 PM)
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schwarg



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Re: blew a load driving down the road! [Re: evileye001] 1
#19286292 - 12/16/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
evileye001 said: DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO ORGASM AND DRIVE!!!
QFT
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TheMovement
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Re: blew a load driving down the road! [Re: schwarg]
#19286552 - 12/16/13 11:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Road dome is where its at bro!
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fee
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Re: blew a load driving down the road! [Re: TheMovement]
#19286634 - 12/16/13 11:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I posted a story here last June about me blowing a load while driving but the story is far more epic. Ill try and find it for you all.
Edit: found it
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So I'm driving through Pennsylvania yesterday thinking about the girl I spent the night with the night before.
This but of course made me horny so I did what any good Christian would and decided to take care of business with one hand on the wheel and one hand on the one eyed gopher. After I clean up throw the napkin on the floor boards next to me because I don't litter.
After pulling over and getting gas at the gas station I see a hitchhiker on the on ramp and again like any good Christian I pick him up of giving him a ride for about Oh 50 miles and he asked if I had a napkin to blow his nose I said yes I went to go grab him a clean one just as he said don't worry about it I'll use the one on the floor boards. He picked up the napkin full of my jizz in blew his nose with it. He even remarked that it was moist and commented that he didn't get nearly as much snit out of his nose as I did when I first used the napkin.
moral of the story don't pick up a napkin on a stranger's floorboards you might get cum on your face
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blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
Edited by fee (12/17/13 12:00 AM)
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Re: blew a load driving down the road! [Re: fee]
#19287055 - 12/17/13 03:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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>He even remarked that it was moist and commented that he didn't get nearly as much snit out of his nose as I did when I first used the napkin.
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date ; unzip ; strip ; touch ; grep ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep
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