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OfflineManianFHS
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: aZombie]
    #19277643 - 12/15/13 03:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I masturbate at the gym in the showers. like every time.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: aZombie]
    #19277652 - 12/15/13 03:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Hey guys, thought you should know I yanked myself from the rubble and started at it again.  Only this time Im soaking my dong in some hot chocolate for kicks first.  Gonna drink it up through this extra long straw maybe, see what happens :shrug:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: CarlWonderful]
    #19277656 - 12/15/13 03:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

yum, let me know how it goes


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: aZombie]
    #19277670 - 12/15/13 03:59 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

well its going down smooth so far... tastes like, uhhh, old hot chocolate. :tongue:  If this semi gets any bigger Im gonna have trouble keepin it in my mug


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: CarlWonderful]
    #19277908 - 12/15/13 06:25 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

jerked off again
my room is backed up


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Konyap]
    #19277921 - 12/15/13 06:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

damn wtf this is bad
coulda sworn it's been like a week

this thread started 4 days ago:facepalm:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Konyap]
    #19277928 - 12/15/13 06:36 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Haha don't feel bad.
I probably yanked 10 times since this thread


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: T-Rex]
    #19279459 - 12/15/13 01:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I just woke up, then masturbated like 2 minutes after I got up.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19283063 - 12/16/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Saving these for a rainy day.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Konyap]
    #19283110 - 12/16/13 10:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Illyabo said:
Saving these for a rainy day.




100% creepy that you posted that in the masturbation thread.


do you save your jizz or what?? the fuck man :rofl:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19283137 - 12/16/13 10:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

bitch is you crazy?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Konyap]
    #19283146 - 12/16/13 10:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

that sure as hell isn't cocaine.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19283166 - 12/16/13 10:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

dunk and roll bitch!


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19283167 - 12/16/13 10:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Did you find that out before are after you tried to smoke it  :crackhead:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: trekie]
    #19283199 - 12/16/13 10:40 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

the fuck are you saving your jizz for tho, srsly


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19283687 - 12/16/13 12:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

homemade bukkaki


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Konyap]
    #19283779 - 12/16/13 12:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:derpyum:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #19283784 - 12/16/13 12:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I leave the shroomery for several months and come back only to find this thread at the tip top of the pub

:freshwtf:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: plektheplek] * 1
    #19283829 - 12/16/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Konyap]
    #19284318 - 12/16/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Illyabo said:
Saving these for a rainy day.




:speechless:


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