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Re: The power of make-up (very interesting and funny) [Re: Atrium]
    #19280625 - 12/15/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I have no idea.  Maybe she's a bitch.  She doesn't sound like the best person from your posts.


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Re: The power of make-up (very interesting and funny) [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19281604 - 12/15/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

GoldenEye said:
It's not:

"I want my biceps to be as well looking as his"

It's:

"I want to bench press more than him and beat him in a boxing match"




Seriously? You've never heard the terms:

"Holy shit that dude is yooooooolked."

"OMFG I wish my arms were as buff as that dude's."

Etc.


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Re: The power of make-up (very interesting and funny) [Re: Atrium]
    #19281608 - 12/15/13 10:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Jamesdnh said:
I don't know, I've been told I'm ugly, average, and very handsome by girls my age. I see myself as myself. I can't distinguish my friends who are better looking than I because, shit, usually I feel I'm better looking. For instance, I actually brush my teeth very often, floss constantly, lift weights etc. I got a small lazy eye but fuck it, I just don't look to the right too often and it hides it.

I know to judge a good looking guy based on how often women oggle at him. I don't exactly see it right away. It's only after seeing these bitches get all emotional or wet over some dude that I know to emulate that. My famous "I live with this girl" who seriously just looks at guys all the time and says which guys are hot or cute. Gets annoying as hell hearing it daily but truthfully, it helps me to know what to try to fix.

Now, this same girl puts a SHIT TON of makeup on. I made a thread saying she looked like helga from hey-arnold and I stick by that. However, she puts so much makeup on for things like church that she looks like she's finna make some porn.

I, personally, would not date this girl mostly cus her fucked up, vapid way of doing things but even if I liked her a bit, I still say a more natural way of doing things is better. That applies to pubes as someone stated. Eating better, sunlight, exercise should all be routes to choose before any makeup/surgery. It's what I do and I feel better earning something.

Shit... this girl just came home making weird baby voices for her dogs and cat. She fucking kisses her cat before she leaves every morning. I need a irlfriend quick.




Are you saying you can't tell if any of the Chippendale's guys are good looking?

I mean, clearly you are into working out, and you stated that you admired Arnold's looks, clearly there's a standard of beauty that you have for males too.



Edited by Crystal G (12/15/13 10:26 PM)


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Re: The power of make-up (very interesting and funny) [Re: Crystal G]
    #19281816 - 12/15/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Damn I wish I could wear make up to drastically improve looks. Some of those are fuckin' crazy!


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Re: The power of make-up (very interesting and funny) [Re: Crystal G]
    #19282187 - 12/16/13 01:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Quote:

Jamesdnh said:
I don't know, I've been told I'm ugly, average, and very handsome by girls my age. I see myself as myself. I can't distinguish my friends who are better looking than I because, shit, usually I feel I'm better looking. For instance, I actually brush my teeth very often, floss constantly, lift weights etc. I got a small lazy eye but fuck it, I just don't look to the right too often and it hides it.

I know to judge a good looking guy based on how often women oggle at him. I don't exactly see it right away. It's only after seeing these bitches get all emotional or wet over some dude that I know to emulate that. My famous "I live with this girl" who seriously just looks at guys all the time and says which guys are hot or cute. Gets annoying as hell hearing it daily but truthfully, it helps me to know what to try to fix.

Now, this same girl puts a SHIT TON of makeup on. I made a thread saying she looked like helga from hey-arnold and I stick by that. However, she puts so much makeup on for things like church that she looks like she's finna make some porn.

I, personally, would not date this girl mostly cus her fucked up, vapid way of doing things but even if I liked her a bit, I still say a more natural way of doing things is better. That applies to pubes as someone stated. Eating better, sunlight, exercise should all be routes to choose before any makeup/surgery. It's what I do and I feel better earning something.

Shit... this girl just came home making weird baby voices for her dogs and cat. She fucking kisses her cat before she leaves every morning. I need a irlfriend quick.




Are you saying you can't tell if any of the Chippendale's guys are good looking?

I mean, clearly you are into working out, and you stated that you admired Arnold's looks, clearly there's a standard of beauty that you have for males too.





Yeah I mean I know when dudes could probably slay any pussy they wanted, and I see muscles as the epitome of dedication and hard work. Both of which eluded me in high school and so I make up for it now. But even then, it was usually an objective trip that made my body look too small and thus... I began a transormation into a majestic butterfly or some shit


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Re: The power of make-up (very interesting and funny) [Re: Atrium]
    #19282219 - 12/16/13 02:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Yeah I mean I know when dudes could probably slay any pussy they wanted, and I see muscles as the epitome of dedication and hard work.




Same here. Even for women, I think women who look athletic and muscular are the best-looking women. I don't find porn star type girls very attractive, all voluptuous with huge fake boobs and blonde with lots of plastic surgery. I also don't find curvy "thick" women to be the most appealing. I'm also not impressed by model-looking women who stay very thin and petite and frail-looking. I think women who have muscle and are athletic (but while still retaining their femininity), like your typical fitness model, look the best.


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Re: The power of make-up (very interesting and funny) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19282362 - 12/16/13 03:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
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Ballerium said:


Why is there so much negativity associated with make-up?




It's not just in regards to makeup - there's tons of negativity to go around simply regarding women here. Unless you are willing to post tits on command.

Guys in general seem to praise Mila Kunis. Have you seen the photos of her without makeup? Would you all still be so hot for her if she looked like that in all her movies?

How many women posted in the naked women thread don't have makeup?

Those here that spout "natural is best" - do that apply to pubic hair too?

And for those who are probably thinking I'm one of those fake chicks - nope - I maybe wear makeup once a month at most and even then, it's very little.

Some girls want to wear makeup, some don't. Whatever. Live and let live.




You have got to be kidding me...

I don't think there's that much negativity towards woman in general here.

Also unless you post tits on demand, really? You've got to be kidding me.

I know many wonderful female posters here, and I've only seen the tits of like two of them people, and that holds no bearing on how I view someone.

And yeah, a lot of guys here do like pubic hair for some reason, I personally do not.


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Re: The power of make-up (very interesting and funny) [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19282367 - 12/16/13 03:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I personally think completely shaved pubic hair doesn't look right on adult women. Especially adult women who are petite, and more flat-chested. It makes them look pre-pubescent, like little adolescent girls or something. Deliberately looking puerile is just..... creepy.


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Re: The power of make-up (very interesting and funny) [Re: Crystal G]
    #19282370 - 12/16/13 03:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't mind a little, but I don't like a forest either.


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