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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Shins]
    #19279353 - 12/15/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:





its 4 screws to change a door handle..... if he cant screw 4 screws in, he needs to back to grade 5 shop :lol:




Less.... most are 2 sex bolts and a set screw.... lol





sex bolts?

most are cheap handle sets that require no more than a couple of screws


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: NWlight]
    #19279358 - 12/15/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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OP you actually do sound on the slower mental side in the ways you described.

do you have anything that you ARE good at? :sun:





he's kinda good at trolling, only kinda as is evidenced by his sig


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #19279366 - 12/15/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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OP you actually do sound on the slower mental side in the ways you described.

do you have anything that you ARE good at? :sun:




He's good at liking bad music.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Shins]
    #19279386 - 12/15/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:




Dude, it doesn't even have a fucking lock. It's just a twister deal. We have to lock the door by bolting it from above. I couldn't fix it and my wife fixed it in less than a minute. We couldn't get in. If it weren't for I probably would have had to sleep in the bushes.


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19279394 - 12/15/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Did you grow up with a strong father figure? I don't mean to be sexist, but most of what I know about fixing things came from my father sharing his knowledge and experience. The rest came from curiosity on my part and a ingrained desire to 'fit in' among other males. Some how, masculinity is in part defined by your ability to strip down an engine (at least in the small town I grew up in).


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Juicin]
    #19279395 - 12/15/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I don't think OP was talking about mounting the knob

He was talking about the blank face he got when he opened it up. Then his wife did his work. That's how I read it anyway.




Yep.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: pslyke]
    #19279404 - 12/15/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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pslyke said:
Did you grow up with a strong father figure? I don't mean to be sexist, but most of what I know about fixing things came from my father sharing his knowledge and experience. The rest came from curiosity on my part and a ingrained desire to 'fit in' among other males. Some how, masculinity is in part defined by your ability to strip down and engine (at least in the small town I grew up in).




My dad was great at fixing things but every time he asked me to help he would get pissed off about something start screaming at me and often beat me. Even when I was only like 5 years old. No lie or troll on that one.

I do consider being so incompetent around the house emasculating and humiliating.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19279425 - 12/15/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

There's your answer. Your father is to blame for the current state of your mechanical ineptitude. Now go fix it. There is so much info available on how to fix things now. Go learn some stuff and man-up. Your wife will love it, and likely throw you a random BJ (or two) if you start fixing shit and getting all dirty while doing it. As much as most people don't like to subscribe to tightly defined gender roles, it has been my experience that they are very deeply set into us without us even realizing much of the time.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19279429 - 12/15/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yep. That's exactly what it means OP. :facepalm3:

Stop putting yourself down!


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: pslyke]
    #19279546 - 12/15/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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pslyke said:
There's your answer. Your father is to blame for the current state of your mechanical ineptitude. Now go fix it. There is so much info available on how to fix things now. Go learn some stuff and man-up. Your wife will love it, and likely throw you a random BJ (or two) if you start fixing shit and getting all dirty while doing it. As much as most people don't like to subscribe to tightly defined gender roles, it has been my experience that they are very deeply set into us without us even realizing much of the time.




I tried to change my own wiper blades and used YouTube and Internet instructions and fucking went back and forth on it for about four hours until I realized for sure I had the wrong size windshield wipers.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19279557 - 12/15/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Windshield wipers are really annoying but it shouldn't have taken that long.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19279571 - 12/15/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:




Dude, it doesn't even have a fucking lock. It's just a twister deal. We have to lock the door by bolting it from above. I couldn't fix it and my wife fixed it in less than a minute. We couldn't get in. If it weren't for I probably would have had to sleep in the bushes.





nothing wrong with sleeping in the bushes... other than stuff like scabies


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa] * 1
    #19279579 - 12/15/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I do consider being so incompetent around the house emasculating and humiliating.





dont be so hard on yourself, some people just dont have the knack to do what
many consider a simple task, pull up your big girl panties and announce to
the world that you are a real man even if you dont know which end of the
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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #19279586 - 12/15/13 02:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

still looking for the left handed screwdriver op?


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19279762 - 12/15/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I do consider being so incompetent around the house emasculating and humiliating.





dont be so hard on yourself, some people just dont have the knack to do what
many consider a simple task, pull up your big girl panties and announce to
the world that you are a real man even if you dont know which end of the
screwdriver to use



I suspect she knows which end of the screwdriver she prefers to use and exactly where she prefers to use it.  Just because they called her Husband on the wedding application doesn't mean she is a man.  Not in these revolutionary times.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19279794 - 12/15/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Did you grow up with a strong father figure? I don't mean to be sexist, but most of what I know about fixing things came from my father sharing his knowledge and experience. The rest came from curiosity on my part and a ingrained desire to 'fit in' among other males. Some how, masculinity is in part defined by your ability to strip down and engine (at least in the small town I grew up in).




My dad was great at fixing things but every time he asked me to help he would get pissed off about something start screaming at me and often beat me. Even when I was only like 5 years old. No lie or troll on that one.

I do consider being so incompetent around the house emasculating and humiliating.





My ex girlfriend grew up like this, and she was retarded, Never tried shit and gave up.

I grew up like this, and i'm awesome. Because I learned to do everything without asking others, even if I kept failing over and over, didnt quit till something worked.


This one is all about attitude. Either you can be retarded like my ex, or awesome like me, the choice is yours.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: ComputerTekGuy] * 1
    #19281317 - 12/15/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm glad you're awesome. Congratulations.

Do you know where I can get some glow sticks?


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa] * 1
    #19281322 - 12/15/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Tale amphetamines and fix shit= retardation solved, nigga


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19281405 - 12/15/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:



What's a cassette knob.  I've installed thousands of door knobs and never heard the term.

He's not off the hook.  A GIRL DID IT!





Another name you might be familiar with is mortise lock.

we call often call them cassettes though.



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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #19281612 - 12/15/13 10:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Shins said:
I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:



What's a cassette knob.  I've installed thousands of door knobs and never heard the term.

He's not off the hook.  A GIRL DID IT!




lol@Zappa

For such a bad ass business man you pretend to be it's pretty funny that you've installed 'thousands' of door knobs. Congratulations on making the big time of doorknob installation. Hell, you might have put mine in. Thanks man. I couldn't open the door without you.


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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