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does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded * 3
    #19278948 - 12/15/13 11:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

because I can't fix a fucking thing


and I don't understand how shit works

like doorknobs for instance

our doorknob broke and my wife fixed it.

It's got a long rectangular piece of metal in there but I don't get how it's connected to the latch or whatever.

I don't understand how a transmission works, how a radiator works, or how an engine works.  A lawn mower engine might as well be a microchip.

I need google images to tell a nut from a bolt. I can't fix a drawer that doesn't shut right. I can't hang my tv on the wall like people do. I can't assemble a normal bed. I can't fix a fucked up zipper. Sew anything. Fix a leaky faucet. Running toilet. Change wiper blades.

I used to be able to change fuses in my car but now that gets me all fucked up. I definitely can't change a headlight or change my own oil.

I know the truth. I'm a fucking retard.


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19278980 - 12/15/13 11:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

People don't just magically know how to do things, you have to put the time in to learn. Some things you'll pick up really quick other things will take a lot of tinkering with before you understand how and why they work.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: dontknow]
    #19278985 - 12/15/13 11:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

learn on youtube.... and jump over that mental block u made and learn how to be a man.


I just built my babys room from frame to completely done.  i learned by tips online and vids...... feels good to learn new skills :thumbup:


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: dontknow]
    #19278986 - 12/15/13 11:49 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Do what normal people do now days... Youtube it.

My friend and his wife had their new house built but they finished the basement themselves. The put up all the walls, did the electrical, and everything else all from learning how off youtube.

Everything passed the state inspection plus it saved them alot of money


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19278988 - 12/15/13 11:49 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think that just means your visuospatial intelligence isn't very well developed. It is one of several types of intelligence.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: P-O]
    #19278989 - 12/15/13 11:49 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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P-O said:
learn on youtube.... and jump over that mental block u made and learn how to be a man.


I just built my babys room from frame to completely done.  i learned by tips online and vids...... feels good to learn new skills :thumbup:



Beat me to it lol


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19279001 - 12/15/13 11:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yes.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19279047 - 12/15/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm not sure what the terms for the cognitive abilities that apply to imaging how something like a door knob works. But your inability to do it doesn't preclude you from being strong in other areas. If you ever take an IQ test and they break it down in categories. Just because you score low in spacial recognition doesn't make you a retard. I took the test and had categories I scored almost perfects to short term memory which I scored literally as poorly as a retard. Not that I think IQ is perfect but it seems to be relatively accurate.

Although I would be worried if I were INCAPABLE of fixing the door knob, no matter how much time was given. But if it was just easier for my wife I wouldn't stress about much besides a slight embarrassment my wife is handier than me.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #19279060 - 12/15/13 12:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Do what normal people do now days... Youtube it.

My friend and his wife had their new house built but they finished the basement themselves. The put up all the walls, did the electrical, and everything else all from learning how off youtube.

Everything passed the state inspection plus it saved them alot of money



Yup my friend does all sorts of work on his car himself from watching YouTube videos.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Juicin]
    #19279069 - 12/15/13 12:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Shins]
    #19279094 - 12/15/13 12:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:





its 4 screws to change a door handle..... if he cant screw 4 screws in, he needs to back to grade 5 shop :lol:


Edited by P-O (12/15/13 12:15 PM)


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: P-O] * 2
    #19279100 - 12/15/13 12:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Considering chimpanzees and downies can both use tools. Yes.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: P-O]
    #19279104 - 12/15/13 12:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't think OP was talking about mounting the knob

He was talking about the blank face he got when he opened it up. Then his wife did his work. That's how I read it anyway.


Edited by Juicin (12/15/13 12:16 PM)


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: P-O]
    #19279111 - 12/15/13 12:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

Shins said:
I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:





its 4 screws to change a door handle..... if he cant screw 4 screws in, he needs to back to grade 5 shop :lol:




Less.... most are 2 sex bolts and a set screw.... lol


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19279149 - 12/15/13 12:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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our doorknob broke and my wife fixed it.






so your saying your wife is more of a man than you. :crankey:

read a book dummy!
they have books for dummies on anything you need to learn about.
stop complaining about being worthless, then stop being worthless.

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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: broken] * 1
    #19279167 - 12/15/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



your welcome OP


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Shins]
    #19279236 - 12/15/13 12:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Shins said:
I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:



What's a cassette knob.  I've installed thousands of door knobs and never heard the term.

He's not off the hook.  A GIRL DID IT!


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: zappaisgod] * 4
    #19279305 - 12/15/13 12:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

He meant one of these.

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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19279315 - 12/15/13 12:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I have a cousin that was never made to do anything for himself, he shit in a fucking diaper till he was five or six. Now that he's all grown up......he's just like you dude.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Ayahuascasoul]
    #19279350 - 12/15/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

OP you actually do sound on the slower mental side in the ways you described.

do you have anything that you ARE good at? :sun:


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Shins]
    #19279353 - 12/15/13 01:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

P-O said:
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Shins said:
I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:





its 4 screws to change a door handle..... if he cant screw 4 screws in, he needs to back to grade 5 shop :lol:




Less.... most are 2 sex bolts and a set screw.... lol





sex bolts?

most are cheap handle sets that require no more than a couple of screws


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: NWlight]
    #19279358 - 12/15/13 01:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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OP you actually do sound on the slower mental side in the ways you described.

do you have anything that you ARE good at? :sun:





he's kinda good at trolling, only kinda as is evidenced by his sig


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #19279366 - 12/15/13 01:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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OP you actually do sound on the slower mental side in the ways you described.

do you have anything that you ARE good at? :sun:




He's good at liking bad music.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Shins]
    #19279386 - 12/15/13 01:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Shins said:
I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:




Dude, it doesn't even have a fucking lock. It's just a twister deal. We have to lock the door by bolting it from above. I couldn't fix it and my wife fixed it in less than a minute. We couldn't get in. If it weren't for I probably would have had to sleep in the bushes.


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19279394 - 12/15/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Did you grow up with a strong father figure? I don't mean to be sexist, but most of what I know about fixing things came from my father sharing his knowledge and experience. The rest came from curiosity on my part and a ingrained desire to 'fit in' among other males. Some how, masculinity is in part defined by your ability to strip down an engine (at least in the small town I grew up in).


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Juicin]
    #19279395 - 12/15/13 01:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Juicin said:
I don't think OP was talking about mounting the knob

He was talking about the blank face he got when he opened it up. Then his wife did his work. That's how I read it anyway.




Yep.


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: pslyke]
    #19279404 - 12/15/13 01:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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pslyke said:
Did you grow up with a strong father figure? I don't mean to be sexist, but most of what I know about fixing things came from my father sharing his knowledge and experience. The rest came from curiosity on my part and a ingrained desire to 'fit in' among other males. Some how, masculinity is in part defined by your ability to strip down and engine (at least in the small town I grew up in).




My dad was great at fixing things but every time he asked me to help he would get pissed off about something start screaming at me and often beat me. Even when I was only like 5 years old. No lie or troll on that one.

I do consider being so incompetent around the house emasculating and humiliating.


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19279425 - 12/15/13 01:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

There's your answer. Your father is to blame for the current state of your mechanical ineptitude. Now go fix it. There is so much info available on how to fix things now. Go learn some stuff and man-up. Your wife will love it, and likely throw you a random BJ (or two) if you start fixing shit and getting all dirty while doing it. As much as most people don't like to subscribe to tightly defined gender roles, it has been my experience that they are very deeply set into us without us even realizing much of the time.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19279429 - 12/15/13 01:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yep. That's exactly what it means OP. :facepalm3:

Stop putting yourself down!


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: pslyke]
    #19279546 - 12/15/13 02:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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There's your answer. Your father is to blame for the current state of your mechanical ineptitude. Now go fix it. There is so much info available on how to fix things now. Go learn some stuff and man-up. Your wife will love it, and likely throw you a random BJ (or two) if you start fixing shit and getting all dirty while doing it. As much as most people don't like to subscribe to tightly defined gender roles, it has been my experience that they are very deeply set into us without us even realizing much of the time.




I tried to change my own wiper blades and used YouTube and Internet instructions and fucking went back and forth on it for about four hours until I realized for sure I had the wrong size windshield wipers.


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19279557 - 12/15/13 02:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Windshield wipers are really annoying but it shouldn't have taken that long.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19279571 - 12/15/13 02:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

Shins said:
I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:




Dude, it doesn't even have a fucking lock. It's just a twister deal. We have to lock the door by bolting it from above. I couldn't fix it and my wife fixed it in less than a minute. We couldn't get in. If it weren't for I probably would have had to sleep in the bushes.





nothing wrong with sleeping in the bushes... other than stuff like scabies


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa] * 1
    #19279579 - 12/15/13 02:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I do consider being so incompetent around the house emasculating and humiliating.





dont be so hard on yourself, some people just dont have the knack to do what
many consider a simple task, pull up your big girl panties and announce to
the world that you are a real man even if you dont know which end of the
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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #19279586 - 12/15/13 02:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19279762 - 12/15/13 02:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
I do consider being so incompetent around the house emasculating and humiliating.





dont be so hard on yourself, some people just dont have the knack to do what
many consider a simple task, pull up your big girl panties and announce to
the world that you are a real man even if you dont know which end of the
screwdriver to use



I suspect she knows which end of the screwdriver she prefers to use and exactly where she prefers to use it.  Just because they called her Husband on the wedding application doesn't mean she is a man.  Not in these revolutionary times.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19279794 - 12/15/13 03:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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pslyke said:
Did you grow up with a strong father figure? I don't mean to be sexist, but most of what I know about fixing things came from my father sharing his knowledge and experience. The rest came from curiosity on my part and a ingrained desire to 'fit in' among other males. Some how, masculinity is in part defined by your ability to strip down and engine (at least in the small town I grew up in).




My dad was great at fixing things but every time he asked me to help he would get pissed off about something start screaming at me and often beat me. Even when I was only like 5 years old. No lie or troll on that one.

I do consider being so incompetent around the house emasculating and humiliating.





My ex girlfriend grew up like this, and she was retarded, Never tried shit and gave up.

I grew up like this, and i'm awesome. Because I learned to do everything without asking others, even if I kept failing over and over, didnt quit till something worked.


This one is all about attitude. Either you can be retarded like my ex, or awesome like me, the choice is yours.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: ComputerTekGuy] * 1
    #19281317 - 12/15/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm glad you're awesome. Congratulations.

Do you know where I can get some glow sticks?


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa] * 1
    #19281322 - 12/15/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Tale amphetamines and fix shit= retardation solved, nigga


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19281405 - 12/15/13 09:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:



What's a cassette knob.  I've installed thousands of door knobs and never heard the term.

He's not off the hook.  A GIRL DID IT!





Another name you might be familiar with is mortise lock.

we call often call them cassettes though.



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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #19281612 - 12/15/13 10:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:



What's a cassette knob.  I've installed thousands of door knobs and never heard the term.

He's not off the hook.  A GIRL DID IT!




lol@Zappa

For such a bad ass business man you pretend to be it's pretty funny that you've installed 'thousands' of door knobs. Congratulations on making the big time of doorknob installation. Hell, you might have put mine in. Thanks man. I couldn't open the door without you.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19281940 - 12/16/13 12:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

when you were a toddler, did you try to put the square peg in the round hole and never figure out why it didn't work?


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: P-O] * 1
    #19281960 - 12/16/13 12:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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learn on youtube.... and jump over that mental block u made and learn how to be a man.


I just built my babys room from frame to completely done.  i learned by tips online and vids...... feels good to learn new skills :thumbup:




The only things I know how to fix are simple things.. Computers also.. But yeah, if there is something I really want to get done myself.. youtube or look for videos and tips from people I know.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: LordSenate]
    #19282072 - 12/16/13 01:07 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

everyone has different skills OP. I know how to do a lot of shit, and am completely ambivalent about learning how to do other things.

like plumbing. i have no desire whatsoever to learn about it. my skills stop at using a plunger.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: ManianFH] * 1
    #19282450 - 12/16/13 04:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You never used a plumbing snake or changed the flush valve?


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19282463 - 12/16/13 05:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

It could mean you are lazy, lazy to find out how stuff works and then go out and fix it.

I had a problem with water buildup in the bottom of my fridge, so I was like "ehhh should I buy a new one?" I googled Water In My Fridge Fix It, then I got this video:



And it turned out it was a 3 minute fix.

Was I retarded?  No I was lazy, too lazy to look for answers.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19282469 - 12/16/13 05:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

My mom is that way, but she's exceptionally good at her job as a psychotherapist, and surprisingly had a high paying career for just a master's degree... so she can throw all the money at all the shit she doesn't care to understand...

And I grew up that way too to a lesser extent. I'm a city boy, if I want a pie, I fuckin' go to the bakery and buy a pie...... That's just how it is :shrug:  I do have a handful of talents though, in bed for example :wink:


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19282959 - 12/16/13 09:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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lol@Zappa

For such a bad ass business man you pretend to be it's pretty funny that you've installed 'thousands' of door knobs. Congratulations on making the big time of doorknob installation.





he also has said he doesn't have the $10 to change his username.
he has no creditability whatsoever.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19284394 - 12/16/13 03:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:



What's a cassette knob.  I've installed thousands of door knobs and never heard the term.

He's not off the hook.  A GIRL DID IT!




lol@Zappa

For such a bad ass business man you pretend to be it's pretty funny that you've installed 'thousands' of door knobs. Congratulations on making the big time of doorknob installation. Hell, you might have put mine in. Thanks man. I couldn't open the door without you.



:facepalm:I'm primarily a carpentry contractor.  I've been a carpenter for 35 years.  It is my main trade even when I just do construction management.  Of course I've installed a ton of doorknobs.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Shins]
    #19284405 - 12/16/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Shins said:
I install door knobs for a living.... this is hilarious to me :smile:

normal door knobs are extremely simple.  If it was a cassete knob those are a bit tricky and you're off the hook :wink:



What's a cassette knob.  I've installed thousands of door knobs and never heard the term.

He's not off the hook.  A GIRL DID IT!





Another name you might be familiar with is mortise lock.

we call often call them cassettes though.






I kinda thought that was what you meant but when I googled cassette knobs I got a bunch of hits about cassette tapes.  They are a complete pain in the ass unless you have an expensive jig


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19284429 - 12/16/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

This thread reminds me, I gotta start learning how basic stuff work.

I'm not a mechanically inclined guy. I know how to fix a doorknob though. I don't really know anything about cars. I know the main components of it and what they do (I think). But don't ask me how these components work.

I've looked at a transmission before and holy fuck does it seem complicated.

Maybe one of you guys can answer this one:

I've always wondered about this; when I'm on drive with the brakes on at a red light, where does the energy coming from the motor go to? I always wondered how car motor don't choke out when I'm holding the breaks on drive. Stupid right?


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #19284509 - 12/16/13 03:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yes.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Patlal]
    #19284555 - 12/16/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

An automatic transmission disengages the same as when you depress the clutch in a manual transmission when you apply the brakes.  Energy is still being expended, however, as long as the engine is running at all.  Holding the brake and leaving the clutch engaged will stall the engine in a manual transmission.

Forget about working on recent model cars.  40 years ago you could make a temp fix with a paper clip or matchbook cover.  You could change your water pump with common tools and barked knuckles.  Look under the hood now.  There isn't hardly a square inch not taken up by something.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #19284896 - 12/16/13 04:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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An automatic transmission disengages the same as when you depress the clutch in a manual transmission when you apply the brakes.  Energy is still being expended, however, as long as the engine is running at all.  Holding the brake and leaving the clutch engaged will stall the engine in a manual transmission.

Forget about working on recent model cars.  40 years ago you could make a temp fix with a paper clip or matchbook cover.  You could change your water pump with common tools and barked knuckles.  Look under the hood now.  There isn't hardly a square inch not taken up by something.




:smile:

I am slightly less stupid than I was 1 minute ago.

Wait...

Wait......

I forgot something else, I'm equally stupid.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Patlal]
    #19284949 - 12/16/13 04:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

you only know what you're taught.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: Mescalean]
    #19284980 - 12/16/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Considering chimpanzees and downies can both use tools. Yes.




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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: millzy]
    #19285000 - 12/16/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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you only know what you're taught.



This is 100% false


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: millzy]
    #19285056 - 12/16/13 05:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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you only know what you're taught.


:facepalm: :doublefacepalm:
Then who taught the first guy? Is this proof of god? I mean really somebody had to teach the first guy so he could teach the rest of us.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #19285315 - 12/16/13 06:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

nobody is born knowing how to work on cars or perform any complicated task. being "handy" is mostly a matter of exposure.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: millzy]
    #19285349 - 12/16/13 06:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You would be amazed at what you can teach yourself just by doing shit.


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: dontknow]
    #19285354 - 12/16/13 06:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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People don't just magically know how to do things, you have to put the time in to learn. Some things you'll pick up really quick other things will take a lot of tinkering with before you understand how and why they work.



I disagree i can pretty much almost any thing mechanical that is common

If i can take it apart i can find the problem and put it back together and working sometimes better than others though 9/10 times


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19285461 - 12/16/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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People don't just magically know how to do things, you have to put the time in to learn. Some things you'll pick up really quick other things will take a lot of tinkering with before you understand how and why they work.



I disagree i can pretty much almost any thing mechanical that is common

If i can take it apart i can find the problem and put it back together and working sometimes better than others though 9/10 times



Maybe you should try taking a sentence apart


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19285608 - 12/16/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yea thats where i fail with the book shit you FUCKING :grammarnazi:


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19285623 - 12/16/13 07:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I am hardly a grammar Nazi but you are stunningly incoherent


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19285657 - 12/16/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yea but i could prob help you out with that cassette latch like your sig though


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Re: does being unable to fix anything mean you're retarded [Re: zappaisgod]
    #19285658 - 12/16/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I am hardly a grammar Nazi but you are stunningly incoherent



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