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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: sukhavati12]
    #19271786 - 12/13/13 05:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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then there is the classic not knowing what to do with a clitoris




Half of the battle is apparently knowing where it is.. If you pass that hurdle, I recommend using the tongue over the finger, it's difficult to be too rough unless you are gnawing like a damn rat...



how do guys not know where the clit is :confused: its pretty straight forward




Because they don't have one. IMO guys are much better at pleasing themselves (or other guys).



i don't have a clit and i've never had an issue "operating" (:lol:) one :shrug: i don't think its a matter of having one or not (though that would help no doubt). Some guys are just fucking ignorant i guess


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: psyconaught]
    #19272127 - 12/13/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Some guys are just fucking ignorant i guess




Ignorant with no desire to learn, evidently.

I don't have a frenulum but I know what it is and that licking it usually turns out good. I know what a glans penis is but I don't have one. Vas deferens? Yep. Epididymis? Yep. Spermatic cord? Yep.

I'm sorry but guys have no excuse. If you really wanted to find a clit and pleasure it, it is not that hard to look up a diagram FFS.

I also don't understand why guys shy away from anything menstrual-related. I get it, its blood coming out of a cooch and it isn't fun to think about. But can't you guys get past that for one second and try to LEARN something? I don't know how many times my boyfriend has asked me, "Is it safe yet?" and I go well...it depends. And he's like "well how bad is it?" And I'll start to go into detail to explain the process and at what point at it I am in, to try to get him to understand why I can't just give him a simple answer, but its like he cowers in fear or something and doesn't want to hear anything about it. Is it really that bad? :lol:


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: Ballerium]
    #19272271 - 12/13/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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psyconaught said:
Some guys are just fucking ignorant i guess




Ignorant with no desire to learn, evidently.

I don't have a frenulum but I know what it is and that licking it usually turns out good. I know what a glans penis is but I don't have one. Vas deferens? Yep. Epididymis? Yep. Spermatic cord? Yep.

I'm sorry but guys have no excuse. If you really wanted to find a clit and pleasure it, it is not that hard to look up a diagram FFS.

I also don't understand why guys shy away from anything menstrual-related. I get it, its blood coming out of a cooch and it isn't fun to think about. But can't you guys get past that for one second and try to LEARN something? I don't know how many times my boyfriend has asked me, "Is it safe yet?" and I go well...it depends. And he's like "well how bad is it?" And I'll start to go into detail to explain the process and at what point at it I am in, to try to get him to understand why I can't just give him a simple answer, but its like he cowers in fear or something and doesn't want to hear anything about it. Is it really that bad? :lol:



i feel bad that your BF is like that :feelsbadman: personally i love when my GF is on her period because she gets horny as hell! And theres something kinky about period sex haha


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: psyconaught]
    #19272320 - 12/13/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah I get horny as hell when I am on it too. Probably because I know I can't get any, unless I want to get off by myself.

:feelsbadman:

I mean I can understand if a guy wouldn't want to..it is kinda gross. I'm not really complaining about that though. Its more like..come on, stop being childish for 5 seconds and try to learn how a menstrual cycle works. :facepalm:


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: Ballerium]
    #19272721 - 12/13/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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psyconaught said:
Some guys are just fucking ignorant i guess




Ignorant with no desire to learn, evidently.

I don't have a frenulum but I know what it is and that licking it usually turns out good. I know what a glans penis is but I don't have one. Vas deferens? Yep. Epididymis? Yep. Spermatic cord? Yep.

I'm sorry but guys have no excuse. If you really wanted to find a clit and pleasure it, it is not that hard to look up a diagram FFS.

I also don't understand why guys shy away from anything menstrual-related. I get it, its blood coming out of a cooch and it isn't fun to think about. But can't you guys get past that for one second and try to LEARN something? I don't know how many times my boyfriend has asked me, "Is it safe yet?" and I go well...it depends. And he's like "well how bad is it?" And I'll start to go into detail to explain the process and at what point at it I am in, to try to get him to understand why I can't just give him a simple answer, but its like he cowers in fear or something and doesn't want to hear anything about it. Is it really that bad? :lol:




Totally agree with you as far as girls getting horny on their period.

However-- made the mistake of indulging one of my girlfriends back in the day during her period and ended up perma-smearing the backseat of my car with period blood.  That ain't something that comes out even with repeated scrubbings with shampoo and water.  :argh:


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: deCypher]
    #19273436 - 12/14/13 04:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It confuses me that women have a clit. Some can only get off from clit stimulation, something that doesn't even have anything to do with the actual sex (Penis=>Vagina, Sperm into Uterus for proliferation.).
To find a feeling for the playfulness that a woman requires can be very difficult.
I knew a girl who only got off when I rung her uteral cervix with my glans. Then one time she told me it hurt her like three days afterwards, I's like "Why did you do it then?", she's like "Because it felt good then!"
We even had a position where she rode me and tumbled her waist back and forth just to emphasize that technique. It felt good but it was weird. Other women have cried when I did this.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: sof4r0ckeRs1984]
    #19273451 - 12/14/13 04:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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It confuses me that women have a clit. Some can only get off from clit stimulation, something that doesn't even have anything to do with the actual sex (Penis=>Vagina, Sperm into Uterus for proliferation.)



Dude, all fetuses start female and penis grows out of clit tissue.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: kneesocks]
    #19273573 - 12/14/13 06:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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It confuses me that women have a clit. Some can only get off from clit stimulation, something that doesn't even have anything to do with the actual sex (Penis=>Vagina, Sperm into Uterus for proliferation.)



Dude, all fetuses start female and penis grows out of clit tissue.




I know. It's just that not every woman gets good enough stimulation out of penetrational sex, that's sometimes confusing. Sry, bad expression there.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: sof4r0ckeRs1984]
    #19274955 - 12/14/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Well maybe thats a clue to you that there is more to sex than dick + vag from a female perspective?


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    #19275129 - 12/14/13 03:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #19275269 - 12/14/13 03:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

yess! :whatshesaid:


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: sof4r0ckeRs1984]
    #19275276 - 12/14/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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It confuses me that women have a clit. Some can only get off from clit stimulation, something that doesn't even have anything to do with the actual sex (Penis=>Vagina, Sperm into Uterus for proliferation.).
To find a feeling for the playfulness that a woman requires can be very difficult.
I knew a girl who only got off when I rung her uteral cervix with my glans. Then one time she told me it hurt her like three days afterwards, I's like "Why did you do it then?", she's like "Because it felt good then!"
We even had a position where she rode me and tumbled her waist back and forth just to emphasize that technique. It felt good but it was weird. Other women have cried when I did this.




The clit is actually far more extensive than most people believe.

The fabled organ in yellow:

http://io9.com/5876335/until-2009-the-human-clitoris-was-an-absolute-mystery


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: deCypher]
    #19275320 - 12/14/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Kissing our nipples doesn't do much for us ladies... A few kisses here and there is good but I've had chicks spend so much time on them I figured they were probably lesbian.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19275381 - 12/14/13 04:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

i dunno, i have a friend who can orgasm from having her breasts and nipples played with. it's different for everyone.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #19275494 - 12/14/13 04:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

For HER, I can imagine.

I'm a he, I was speaking for the guys. I wanted the ladies to know that it doesn't do much for guys.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19275501 - 12/14/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

oh, right right.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #19278784 - 12/15/13 11:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So when you guys tell us that you like our thunder thighs and big asses, are you telling the truth or just trying not to hurt our feelings? Why do so many guys say that they like girls with "a little meat on their bones", yet the body types of the women they date (skinny little petite things) do not reflect what they said?


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: Ballerium]
    #19278803 - 12/15/13 11:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

We tell the truth. At least I do when I say that. Try cuddling a sack of bones. It's not good.


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19278823 - 12/15/13 11:14 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe girls and guys defenitions of "a little meat" are just different?


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Re: What would you like the opposite sex to know about sex [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19278843 - 12/15/13 11:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

It probably has more to do with body shape than weight.

I think we most likely mean we want the hour glass instead of the banana:



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