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LandofOZ
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Stealing tv and ps3
#19277685 - 12/15/13 04:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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My friend wants to steal a tv from Meijer or walmart.
His plan is to scope it out first just browsing then decide what tv he wants. Leave and come back in new wardrobe and park by the door he plans to exit from but cover his license plate. Grab the tv, leave casually (alarm will go off I'm sure) then hop in his car parked by the door and speed off. He plan to leave the car running so he can hop in the driver seat, put tv in passenger next to him and speed off. Of course he plans to dress so you can't ID him on camera. Usually Meijer or walmart have old ass greeters anyway. If he runs quick enough and gets in car think he could make it?
He also mentioned doing the same thing at Best Buy for a ps3 or ps4 since they leave them out.
I've heard of people doing it and getting away. Think it's possible?
And if he gets away is there any way to track the ps3 that it's stolen once hooked up and online? The tv I know you can't but play stations go online so idk
I tried talking him out of it, what are his chances?
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: LandofOZ] 6
#19277718 - 12/15/13 04:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Your friend is a dumbass
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: LandofOZ]
#19277732 - 12/15/13 04:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LandofOZ
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We'll duh but sounds like it would work hah
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: LandofOZ]
#19277754 - 12/15/13 04:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Until your friend does something else stupid at the same time and gets caught with the tv. Anyone dumb enough to steal stuff like that, is probably dumb on all kinds of levels. I say let Darwinism have at him.....but you will go down if you keep close ties.
I'd find some new friends. None of my friends steal anything from anyone....and if they do steal from a store it's because times are extremely tough for them, and it's a rare occasion. Risking freedom over a walmart heist is amateur night.
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: vandago]
#19277804 - 12/15/13 05:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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This is where I normally would tell the op the correct way to accomplish what he desires but this time op is a complete assfuck.
Too bad I hate thieves as much as I do because the way I've seen it done is 99% fail proof
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: fee] 2
#19277822 - 12/15/13 05:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd say plan it out a bit better..walkie talkys, banana peels, binoculars..
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: fee] 2
#19277823 - 12/15/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Why would you be friends with someone who's that big a piece of shit?
Someone who can justify stealing from a store can easily come up with reasons to steal from you.
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: LandofOZ] 2
#19277885 - 12/15/13 06:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LandofOZ said: My friend
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luvdemshrooms said: Why would you be friends with someone who's that big a piece of shit?
Someone who can justify stealing from a store can easily come up with reasons to steal from you.
I don't agree with that.
I have no moral qualms about stealing from Walmart. In fact, I think it's morally superior to actually shopping there.
OP I would wish your friend luck but not take any part of his plan. The risk/reward for that kind of plan is terrible.
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A junkie from my heroin days would straight up walk into walmart/sears and steal 500+ dollar tvs and arc welders. He did it 15+ times before he got caught and sears didn't evenbpress charges. Completely insane
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: Enjoywho]
#19277904 - 12/15/13 06:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Enjoywho said: A junkie from my heroin days would straight up walk into walmart/sears and steal 500+ dollar tvs and arc welders. He did it 15+ times before he got caught and sears didn't evenbpress charges. Completely insane 
How long ago was that? Times done changed me thinks.
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This year believe it or not. He would just put them on a cart and walk out with them.
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#19277915 - 12/15/13 06:31 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I guess your heroin days weren't too long ago. lol
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: LandofOZ]
#19277916 - 12/15/13 06:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd say Go sell drugs like real criminals if you wanna go that way instead of doing this absolutely retarded "heist". All those stores have such good security and police/theft response that he would be could in 10-15 minutes.
Say the security camera doesn't catch them/him you dont think ANYONE is going to say anything about you walking off with a t.v.? Those stores have undercover theft protection there all day and some of the night. And how fast could you move with a t.v. without causing commotion. Same thing with a ps4 and especially the ones at the front of the store they are extremely monitored and best buy checks all your shit walking out the door and also has quick police/theft response through cameras.

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TheFakeSunRa said: I guess your heroin days weren't too long ago. lol
Been clean for 8 months but this was going on around spring time and heard he was doing it from multiple sources.
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oh yeah I seen cops at my best buy twice already
if it was like a game or somehting yeah it'd be worth it
but a ps3 lol that shit hooks up to the internet, you'd be stupid to steal that
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: Konyap]
#19277988 - 12/15/13 07:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I personally know someone who tried this exact thing with a ps2 after they came out
he went to jail for a few years.
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: NWlight]
#19278030 - 12/15/13 07:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sounds like prison time and a felony on his record is in your friends immediate future.
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: Chimaira]
#19278100 - 12/15/13 07:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's stupid. Don't he know there is a ps4 now. Go big or go home. hi
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: highc]
#19278115 - 12/15/13 07:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Heres a tip: dont do it But if you do, dont go out the front door. Park next to the fire exit and Take off out of it. They will notice you either way and they are less likely to stop you going out of the fire exit if you are quick.
But be sure they cannot id you, be sure your car is cranked and ready to go, preferably park in a fire exit out back not in the front of the store. They are going to call the police so be sure you get away fast as fuck and turn onto different roads a lot.
Btw, if you do out of the front door they will most likely catch you. Keep your head down the whole time, i mean do NOT look up because they will get your face on camera.
Hope you get caught btw
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Btw you aint gunna get a ps3 unless you break the glass in front of them.
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: LandofOZ]
#19278122 - 12/15/13 07:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LandofOZ said: My friend wants to steal a tv from Meijer or walmart.
I was walking into a Meijer and this guy was rushing the door with a cartload of merch...there was a TV in the and a dvd player and some other electronics...he went barreling thru the door that swung open we walked in...had to jump out of the way...
the sensor alarm went off and all the people around the entrance just kind of looked at each other and then went back to shopping..
no store associates seemed to care either...
I'm sure you'll be fine if you pull this caper...er... i mean your friend should have no problem
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: LandofOZ]
#19278129 - 12/15/13 08:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LandofOZ said: He plan to leave the car running so he can hop in the driver seat, put tv in passenger next to him and speed off.
Watch someone just steal the car.
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: psi]
#19278133 - 12/15/13 08:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LandofOZ said: He plan to leave the car running so he can hop in the driver seat, put tv in passenger next to him and speed off.
Watch someone just steal the car.

Lol that would be karma at its finest.
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: LandofOZ]
#19278176 - 12/15/13 08:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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If you absolutely can't talk him out of it look up the intercom codes and tell him to use them to create a distraction/commotion on the other side of the store. At least it will give him a better chance.
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: LandofOZ]
#19278190 - 12/15/13 08:27 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Its possible, and people do it all the time but its a high-risk no reward crime. Your friend isn't a good thief, he's going to get caught for it and even if he doesn't he's doing it for a fucking TV. Tell him to go on craigslist and try to get a decent TV for free, people give them away or sell them cheap as balls everyday. Anyone that be willing to spend a year in jail so they can play GTA V til they get bored of it is a fucking moron btw. Best Buy has security out the ass on top of that, you think they don't have people trying to jack shit from them everyday?
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: Synthe]
#19278192 - 12/15/13 08:27 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Synthe said: If you absolutely can't talk him out of it look up the intercom codes and tell him to use them to create a distraction/commotion on the other side of the store. At least it will give him a better chance.
i think a choreographed flash mob scene is the way to go...
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: psi]
#19278196 - 12/15/13 08:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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psi said: Watch someone just steal the car.

zomg /hilarious
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: memes]
#19278602 - 12/15/13 10:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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YOUr friend is a fkn idiot I have seen it don't but the plan wasn't to be done alone while you buckle your new tv in the passenger seat then run around to the drivers seat, LMFAO!! How big is this tv YOUr friend wants to steal? It sounds like a computer monitor
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just steal a TV from someones house that you dont like if youre going to do that shit.. stealing from walmart isnt a very smart idea. although burglary is a class B felony if you get caught so i think you should weigh your actions and their consequences before doing something like that. is a TV really worth a class B or a class C felony depending on how you get it? youre talking about going to prison over a TV. im just saying, burglary would be easier and a higher chance of success but that shit is no joke. really just think about what youre doing before you do it.
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There are probably 6 free HDTVs on craigslist right now in your area, you can get all sorts of free shit. Stealing isn't a good idea, and a B&E for a TV is some straight up crackhead shit.
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: LandofOZ]
#19279023 - 12/15/13 11:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LandofOZ said: My friend wants to steal a tv from Meijer or walmart.
Remind him Walmart has a history of shooting and killing shop lifters. Just sayin'. ... . . .
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: fapjack]
#19279032 - 12/15/13 11:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mann imma tell you stealings fun until you get. Caught I stole some stuff in 2011 n to this very day im paying for it man Its lead to numerous state facilitys all because I wntd to take Stuff that wasnt mine even if u dnt help n kno about it U could get into trouble dnt fucking do it please......
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I went to best buy today and was taking to an emplyee asing him what that band around the PS3 systems where and he said they make the alarm go off but only one of them had it on it. He said since ps3's are so common now they have most of the sitting out without the alarm ban on it.
I think if the moment is right and you have it in your hand and are covered good so cameras can't see you I think it could be pulled off easily. There is only one sonny guy at the exit and he is always dicking around on the computer.
Have your friend in get away car and parked right outside, hop in passenger side and take off with license plate covered yeah??
Duh stealing is bad keep moral opinions to ya selvessss
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: LandofOZ]
#19280345 - 12/15/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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LandofOZ said: I went to best buy today and was taking to an emplyee asing him what that band around the PS3 systems where and he said they make the alarm go off but only one of them had it on it. He said since ps3's are so common now they have most of the sitting out without the alarm ban on it.
I think if the moment is right and you have it in your hand and are covered good so cameras can't see you I think it could be pulled off easily. There is only one sonny guy at the exit and he is always dicking around on the computer.
Have your friend in get away car and parked right outside, hop in passenger side and take off with license plate covered yeah??
Duh stealing is bad keep moral opinions to ya selvessss
Knew this dude who was just crazy. He would steal just for fun. not cause he wanted it or needed money for drugs.
He would take his license plate off and just walk into walmart,target,kmart etc, and just snatch something and walk out. If people followed him he would just like do something dude!!!! He was a big fucker too. Not fat, built, also like i said pretty crazy lol
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Re: Stealing tv and ps3 [Re: BlindEye]
#19280377 - 12/15/13 05:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Scratch the tv, the ps3 is doable though
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