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Anonymous #1

if your friend is banging a random chick
    #19277114 - 12/14/13 11:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

and your in the other room,

how do you say hey threesome?


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #19277211 - 12/15/13 12:10 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You don't. He does.


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: empty space]
    #19277220 - 12/15/13 12:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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empty space said:
You don't. He does.




yeah i figured... i wouldnt want to be the one to ask...

but its like, this is a two room appt, he walks in here, leaves the door open, walks to the other room where she is they start banging n shes just moanin, n its such a turn on! its like porn but way fuckin better when your just hearing it.

too boot he has zero plans on keeping her around. he pretends to care, like he reels her in, now she wants to date, n then after he gets sex
its a fuck an chuck type of deal(im not usually the type to do this, i would tell them beforehand), but she was checking me out so much tonight, that he would have to overblow is ego on spot, n try to ego-step me i call it, to get the attention away from me(hes a natural dick like this), which idc, as long as its not my chick but still, lol... oh well moaning is still fun in of itself


Edited by Endure (12/15/13 04:38 AM)


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: Endure]
    #19277238 - 12/15/13 12:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

So you're the anon :datass:


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: acidxprincess]
    #19277277 - 12/15/13 12:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Well, if he left the door open, that certainly complicates the situation. The only time I ever have sex with my door open when there is somebody else at my house is when I want that person to join in. If you bust in there and whip it out, it could certainly have interesting results. You never know :wink:


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #19277523 - 12/15/13 02:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
and your in the other room,

how do you say hey threesome?




Some black kids I knew called it a houdini. They just tagged in without the girl knowing. Not saying it was rape but it totally was. :shrug:


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19277538 - 12/15/13 02:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Just walk in there naked and see what happens

The worst they can say is "no"


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #19277557 - 12/15/13 02:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
and your in the other room,

how do you say hey threesome?



Simple; bring home a random girl yourself and ask him if he wants to join in on a threesome. If he agrees to join in then you have two very important points to take away from the experience:

1. He has nothing against being involved in a threesome with you
2. He knows that you have nothing against being involved in a threesome with him


Although this doesn't mean he'll let you join in on the next random girl he takes home, all this does is probably increase your chances :shrug: (but whatever you still get that threesome that you wanted)


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: empty space]
    #19277578 - 12/15/13 03:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

acidxprincess said:
So you're the anon :datass:




Lol yeah you got me, whatever :tongue:




Quote:

empty space said:
Well, if he left the door open, that certainly complicates the situation. The only time I ever have sex with my door open when there is somebody else at my house is when I want that person to join in. If you bust in there and whip it out, it could certainly have interesting results. You never know :wink:





Yeah, that makes sense, well, the Chance for a threesome is over for now, she might come back to get fucked once or twice, before he ditches, which I would post about if it does happen


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: Endure]
    #19277589 - 12/15/13 03:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Complimentary DSHSB.


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: gulper2323] * 1
    #19277595 - 12/15/13 03:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

gulper2323 said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
and your in the other room,

how do you say hey threesome?



Simple; bring home a random girl yourself and ask him if he wants to join in on a threesome. If he agrees to join in then you have two very important points to take away from the experience:

1. He has nothing against being involved in a threesome with you
2. He knows that you have nothing against being involved in a threesome with him


Although this doesn't mean he'll let you join in on the next random girl he takes home, all this does is probably increase your chances :shrug: (but whatever you still get that threesome that you wanted)




Yeah I might pursue this route, we live together, known eachother for 6 years this should be doable
Anyways, I like the logic here


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19277600 - 12/15/13 03:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
and your in the other room,

how do you say hey threesome?




Some black kids I knew called it a houdini. They just tagged in without the girl knowing. Not saying it was rape but it totally was. :shrug:




Yeah I couldn't do this unless we've threesomed before then it would be funny


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: Endure]
    #19277617 - 12/15/13 03:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Yeah I couldn't do this unless we've threesomed before then it would be funny





HAHAHAHAHAHAHA RAPE!!!!!!



???????


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: vandago]
    #19277665 - 12/15/13 03:57 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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vandago said:
Quote:


Yeah I couldn't do this unless we've threesomed before then it would be funny





HAHAHAHAHAHAHA RAPE!!!!!!



???????




Well like the girl is always open to fuck both of us I mean,
Like the amazing movie, savages


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: Endure] * 2
    #19277757 - 12/15/13 04:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Only someone who joined this year would think savages was an amazing movie.


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: vandago]
    #19277772 - 12/15/13 04:50 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

ive had previous accounts on here before, so ive been here since 2010.
you been here for almost 10 years and you are still trolling:facepalm:
savages is dope

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Only someone who joined this year would think savages was an amazing movie.




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:thanx:  :cheers:


Edited by Endure (12/15/13 05:00 AM)


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19277943 - 12/15/13 06:45 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Into The Woods said:
Just walk in there naked and see what happens

The worst they can say is "no"




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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19277979 - 12/15/13 07:02 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Into The Woods said:
Just walk in there naked and see what happens

The worst they can say is "no"




If they seem upset just say, "oh shit this isn't where I parked my car."

Problem solved.


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19278114 - 12/15/13 07:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

And then you could add, "Hey girl, why don't I just park my car in your garage?  :wink:


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Re: if your friend is banging a random chick [Re: Ballerium]
    #19278611 - 12/15/13 10:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Cocaine and booze is the best way to get the threesomes going. I always keep some bonner pills in case I ski too much..

Not sure how safe it is but fuck it.


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