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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Everything] * 5
    #19276498 - 12/14/13 08:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Everything said:
Well I almost got arrested for having LSD laced sugar cubes when I was in high school.... Ill type the rest in a bit




In a bit never got here!

I can't be the only one waiting for the ending..


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #19276510 - 12/14/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Quote:

Everything said:
Well I almost got arrested for having LSD laced sugar cubes when I was in high school.... Ill type the rest in a bit




In a bit never got here!

I can't be the only one waiting for the ending..




he probably gave them to the teacher for thier coffee...hopefully...

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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Jack yo Self foo]
    #19276828 - 12/14/13 10:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

near death almost got my forearm cut off in a accident and cut a bunch of stuff in my arm
it was a mess I don't want to get into detail was the worst thing that happened to me in my life and the worst pain I have ever felt I will have the scar forever

another thing was watching my fathers face turn white/grey then he collapsed and died


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: watermelon mon] * 1
    #19276974 - 12/14/13 11:06 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Shiva what an incredible story.

Can't underestimate nature :smile: Glad you were rescued to tell us the tale!


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19277465 - 12/15/13 01:49 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

first time shooting meth i dosed too high, wired and mildly psychotic for 3 days while homeless in a new city where i knew nobody with a place to hide out.  could have checked into a psych ward but that thought never crossed my mind.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Hobozen]
    #19277474 - 12/15/13 01:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

DOnt want to go into too much detail...

Well for a few weeks, i was binging on xanax. I don't really remember much of those
weeks, but at the end of it all i woke up in jail freaking out because i didn't know if
anyone knew i was in there or even what i did to get in. I was a DUI... and Apparently
i had been getting it on with some girl that week (while benzo'd out) and she comes
to bail me out. So since i didn't remember her, when she hugs and kisses me, i was
like "um... do i know you?" was a very awkward drive home, and terrible situation
waking up in jail.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Legend] * 1
    #19278080 - 12/15/13 07:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

The story of how I almost got arrested on acid the most acid I had ever taken

First off this is not an all bad experience of mine it was an epic trip and good learning expirience. Me and 2 of my friends one day decide to do this like 80-90%pure acid i had(it was fuckin amazing).We are all in good spirits i had the house to myself.My friends took 2 225mcg hits and another shady friend dropped in and wanted in the trip so he took 3.I took 7 225mcg tabs within 2 hours & i knew i was in for a crazy bight but i had no idea.If i were to chronicle the entire trip it would be a long time writing this but i was tripping my ass off we were all laughing and marveling at a fountain/statue in my backyard while listening to pink floyd and the beatles. The statue was almost alive tand moving,blinking,trying to escape her bonds.The water fallling looked like diamonds floating to the ground.Then the stars started to dance to the music so elaborately,elegantly they danced as if they had practiced it a thousand times.I saw royal looking neon outlines of lion kings.Not the movie just lions that were kings

So this kind of stuff continues and escalates over the hours and my sketchy friend kept acting weird saying stuff like i wanna talk to the cops right now and im so confused i just got to go in the garage.Now im having an epic trip with my two best friends outside im having ego death and just really tripping hard but whenever we went inside A would act suspicious and there would be very strong strong bad vibes like an actual backstabbing occurred.

Finally at 9,6 hours into it we dropped A off at his house and we got a few 40s and headed to the aqueduct that everyone goes to to smoke and drink.My best friends said" Do you know what just happened back there?Alec took tons of your weed because he knew you were tripping to hard to notice.We couldn't tell you because we didn't know if you were going to beat the dogshit out of him,which i would have.So as we were talking about the disappointment we had in him things were getting fun again we started drinking(even though we knew we wouldn't feel it)and listened to music that synched up with some airfield lights far away.

We were smoking cigs and we all decided to take some of the xanax i brought to calm down the trip.Then my two friends decided to go explore the mountain near by.I didn't want to go because i was peaking hard but i went back to the car to tell L my best friends girl we were going to go explore before i could open the car door we are enveloped by light.light. Im thinking whoa this is some good shit but the light stayed and two cops emerged from the now distinct cop car.I freeze immediately and see 2 bags of weed in the car 8 xanax a few adderal,some soma(all i had scripts for) and two open 40's one possibly finished.

What happened next was survival instinct mode because the officers face started twrilling,his squad car turn into a black and white flinstones mobile and there was 25 pairs of eyes in my field of vision.I look him straight in what i think his face and say beautifull night isnt it officer,we have never been up here the view is really nice.He says did you know its illegal to park up here.I said no sir i honestly didnt.He said its alright but there was a stabbing close to here recently and theres alot meth heads around here.I said that shit ruins lives.Then he asked us all what we were doing as far as schooling(stalling us while his partner searched the vehicle)I said i want to become a bartender.Officer says why? I said well i love people,socializing and i dont drink too much(after i just showed him my 18 year old id)=P.After a while they say did you know there was alcohol in your car,my friend C said yes sir thats mine(hes 25) and he said whos bag of weed is this*pulls weed out* i said thats mine sir.Do you have your medical marijuana card i said yes sir.I pulled it out and he said is it expired and i told him the truth it was only expiried by 3 days and i was planning on renewing it.


Then he pulled out the pills i explained they were all mine and i had scripts for all these things.And he stood us up and was about to say well we are going to have to detain you or something but a frantic call came in saying someone was stabbed and hijacked one street over.He looks at the ground shaking his head and says something ill never forget.He said well you guys are lucky we have better shit to do ,get that licence renewed and next time we will impound the car for 30 days .

I was like thank you god,i truly felt god granted me a miracle that night because they just asked me to see my ID if they would've asked me like they did everyone ele there name and birthdays i would not have been able to answer because i had no fucking clue.

This was still one of the coolest trips ive ever had in wierd ways but the run in with the cops was the absolute worst situation that couldve happen.Right when i was peaking and it was the highest dose i had ever taken.It took some serious acting to get my way outta that but it was truly a miracle we got out of it without anything on records or anything


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Legend]
    #19278113 - 12/15/13 07:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: rew736]
    #19278613 - 12/15/13 10:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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:popcorn:





Keep em coming people!


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19287223 - 12/17/13 05:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

gaol for 18months...it fucking sucked balls


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Bassfreak]
    #19287244 - 12/17/13 05:33 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Bassfreak said:
caught in a car with 50 rolls, 20 hits of L, 2 grams of DMT, 2 Gs of K, and 2 gs of coke...also about 35 grams of weed btwn all the people in the car (all personal bags lol)

soo yeahhhh



also pulled over on highway at 8 am going 83...trippin on L, just smoked a blunt, cant find registration, cop saw half empty bottle of rum in glove compartment


somehow i never even get arrested on either lol


also getting kicked out of my dorm room 2 weeks into my freshman year at college sucked as well....also one night like a week before this happened i ended up in the hospital cuz i was shitfaced and fell asleep on my back and started throwing up and choking on my vomit, but this situation was a complete blackout and i dont remember shit...i went from drinking early in the night and spitting on my friends floor cuz i thought it was funny TO being tied to the bed in the hospital with a tube down my throat


losing your only set of keys at a camp out festival really sucks too, espeiclaly when you ate 4 doses 10 minutes before u realized they were gone





The last one got me because one time I took some doses and was high setting up my tent. Lost my keys and cell phone. I freaked out for 15 minutes but realized there was nothing I could do and enjoyed my night. Needless to say both were underneath the floor of the tent :lol:


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19287260 - 12/17/13 05:41 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

As a kid, when my lung collapsed.
My heart attack.
My 300mg oral MDPV overdose.

By far the absolute worst feeling was the MDPV overdose.  I asked the doctor, while holding my fathers hand, while pissing myself, to sedate me unconscious even if that would mean death.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Legend]
    #19287851 - 12/17/13 10:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Legend said:
DOnt want to go into too much detail...

Well for a few weeks, i was binging on xanax. I don't really remember much of those
weeks, but at the end of it all i woke up in jail freaking out because i didn't know if
anyone knew i was in there or even what i did to get in. I was a DUI... and Apparently
i had been getting it on with some girl that week (while benzo'd out) and she comes
to bail me out. So since i didn't remember her, when she hugs and kisses me, i was
like "um... do i know you?" was a very awkward drive home, and terrible situation
waking up in jail.




Dude that's freaking hysterical, the part about the chick.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: robbyberto]
    #19287893 - 12/17/13 10:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Having Taco Bell shits on the airplane.  I'm sure there were others equally worse.  I just learned the most about myself and about society on that particular day.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: robbyberto]
    #19287899 - 12/17/13 10:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Closest was when I was little kiddo. Playing with bullets I found hidden. Dropped some pills when I was few years old, got hospitalized (I obv do not remember this, just have been told about it). Had some body issues too (bottom part paralysis), but that got fixed as well.
Time when I was codeine/oxycodone junkie was harsh (I was about 15-16). But that ended well, so I can say I had pretty good luck with everything. And then there is now. Broke, with loan which I must pay tomorrow, with unpaid bills, with no way to move to city where I can get job. And like that isn't enough, crashed my friends car, so now I am completely f**ked. If this would be summer, probably things would be less difficult. I have no idea what will I do without Internet, lol, I better live without any good food then. ;D Anyway, here I am. Too sober, too broke, too hopeless.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: VeryStrangeMan]
    #19287909 - 12/17/13 10:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Closest was when I was little kiddo. Playing with bullets I found hidden. Dropped some pills when I was few years old, got hospitalized (I obv do not remember this, just have been told about it). Had some body issues too (bottom part paralysis), but that got fixed as well.
Time when I was codeine/oxycodone junkie was harsh (I was about 15-16). But that ended well, so I can say I had pretty good luck with everything. And then there is now. Broke, with loan which I must pay tomorrow, with unpaid bills, with no way to move to city where I can get job. And like that isn't enough, crashed my friends car, so now I am completely f**ked. If this would be summer, probably things would be less difficult. I have no idea what will I do without Internet, lol, I better live without any good food then. ;D Anyway, here I am. Too sober, too broke, too hopeless.






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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19288066 - 12/17/13 11:11 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
Quote:

Bassfreak said:
caught in a car with 50 rolls, 20 hits of L, 2 grams of DMT, 2 Gs of K, and 2 gs of coke...also about 35 grams of weed btwn all the people in the car (all personal bags lol)

soo yeahhhh



also pulled over on highway at 8 am going 83...trippin on L, just smoked a blunt, cant find registration, cop saw half empty bottle of rum in glove compartment


somehow i never even get arrested on either lol


also getting kicked out of my dorm room 2 weeks into my freshman year at college sucked as well....also one night like a week before this happened i ended up in the hospital cuz i was shitfaced and fell asleep on my back and started throwing up and choking on my vomit, but this situation was a complete blackout and i dont remember shit...i went from drinking early in the night and spitting on my friends floor cuz i thought it was funny TO being tied to the bed in the hospital with a tube down my throat


losing your only set of keys at a camp out festival really sucks too, espeiclaly when you ate 4 doses 10 minutes before u realized they were gone





The last one got me because one time I took some doses and was high setting up my tent. Lost my keys and cell phone. I freaked out for 15 minutes but realized there was nothing I could do and enjoyed my night. Needless to say both were underneath the floor of the tent :lol:





i never do acid until after my campsite is up. having a good campsite can make or break your weekend. and at big fests its kinda a race to set it up before u run out of room. you gotta be on top of your game


but ya so i started trippin, was freaking out for a bit. then once i started peaking i decided that this is no time to worry about real life problems so i basically just startes going on full drug mode to forget about lifes problems. ur only at a big festival maybe 3 weekends a year so rage it while u can

i paid a homie to drive out with extra keys the next day lol


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19288088 - 12/17/13 11:16 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm gonna go with a girl story.

So I meet this girl, seems like my dream gal at the time. Since she seemed uninterested and most of our friends are mutual friends I try to forget about it. A couple months later she gets back from her summer vacation and I learn that she had been into me earlier on as well. I feel like an idiot for not having had made a move earlier but I figure it's never too late. So we get flirty but only see eachother when we're kickin it with mutual friends and I keep forgetting to ask her out whenever I have a good opening. Since nothing is actually happening between us I get this odd feeling that maybe she thinks of me as the "gay friend" - you know, the dude that a girl can share her feelings with and stuff, a shoulder to cry on, but nothing but more. I run it around in my head and realize that I'm probably right, so I (reluctantly) just give up on the whole thing again, figuring I'm wasting my time.

So, my thought process is, "she's not into me", "she's into me", and then back to "she's not into me". Now she's a shy girl but a month later we get some tongue action going on during some truth n dare (yeah, yeah, I know it's pretty fuckin silly). So now my thought process is back to "she's into me", but then due to some irrelevant shit keeping me in another state entirely for the next month, nothing more happens. So we hang out between mutual friends once more and we get flirty again, so once more, I think to myself "it's on". Couple days later I get the nerve to ask her out. Keep in mind, I've got some serious feelings for this girl. So, she giggles a little bit and says "Oh sorry, but I've got a secret boyfriend in X country that I vacationed in. You won't tell anybody, right?"

Yeah. They were together the whole fuckin time. Guess I was basically "the side guy", or "the back-up guy". The worst part is I can't avoid her.

And yeah I know it sounds like a cheap made-up excuse. That's what I thought too, and when I questioned it, it turned out to be true.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Synthe]
    #19288139 - 12/17/13 11:32 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

thats why playing games is fucking stupid. i always tell girls if i like em pretty quickly. the longer u wait the less likely its gonna happen

i was in a similar situation with a chick i was so in love with. i could never tell if she was just a super friendly girl or if she liked me and i never made a move bc shes my homies little sister. so once i finally didnt give a shit that she was my friends sister and made a move, it was too late. now were friends but ill always want more. just make your intentions clear somewhat quickly

u woulda saved a lot of time

you could always keep trying tho. they arent married and their in different countries. AND its a typical thinh to say that does sound like bullshit. its a secret, dont tell anyone. yeah idk man


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Asante]
    #19289057 - 12/17/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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As a kid, when my lung collapsed.
My heart attack.
My 300mg oral MDPV overdose.

By far the absolute worst feeling was the MDPV overdose.  I asked the doctor, while holding my fathers hand, while pissing myself, to sedate me unconscious even if that would mean death.





...Jeez man. Shit's hardcore.


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