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InvisibleMad Season
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Watching porn
    #19275068 - 12/14/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So my girl friend knows I've watched porn now since I was like 12. Lately due to her birth control we haven't been having sex. It's causing yeast infections and what not. So obviously I watch porn behind her back and rub one off.

Well anyways to make a long story short, she asked me why I do it? She asked me: "how could you watch 2 complete strangers have sex on camera? Isn't it disgusting seeing 2 random people have sex?" To which I reply, "god I sure hope they're random. It'd be weird af to see people I know." Anyways she still wants to know why and Idk what to say. So I decided to see why the shroomery watches porn, and enjoys watching 2 strangers have sex. She basically wants to know why I want porn instead of just using my imagination...


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Re: Watching porn [Re: Mad Season] * 3
    #19275095 - 12/14/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

bro get a fucking hand job give each other hand jobs and suck her titties while she is rubbing one out, im sure she will suck on yours while u rub one out


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Re: Watching porn [Re: tweekingTwak] * 2
    #19275101 - 12/14/13 02:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Porn destroyed my ability and willingness to use my imagination for jerking off. There is no reason to use my imagination when I can see virtually any kind of porn that I want. Glory hole sex, pregnant women, maching fucking, hardcore lesbian porn, etc, etc.


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Re: Watching porn [Re: tweekingTwak] * 8
    #19275110 - 12/14/13 03:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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tweekingTwak said:
bro get a fucking hand job give each other hand jobs and suck her titties while she is rubbing one out, im sure she will suck on yours while u rub one out




- bro get a fucking hand job
- give each other hand jobs
- suck her titties
- while she is rubbing one out
- im sure she will suck on yours
- rub one out

Quite possibly the most sexual references ever fired off in a single, 33 word sentence.

:amusedapplause:


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InvisibleKhii Khwaay
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Re: Watching porn [Re: Niffla]
    #19275140 - 12/14/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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OfflinetweekingTwak
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Re: Watching porn [Re: Niffla]
    #19275155 - 12/14/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

seriously tho why doesnt she give u a BJ or HJ in the mean time right now i have a girl that doesnt give BJs but she will do everything else other then anal so ... i mean shrug


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Re: Watching porn [Re: Khii Khwaay] * 3
    #19275156 - 12/14/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If she asks you why just say, "well somebodys gotta do it".


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Re: Watching porn [Re: tweekingTwak]
    #19275167 - 12/14/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

tweekingTwak said:
seriously tho why doesnt she give u a BJ or HJ in the mean time right now i have a girl that doesnt give BJs but she will do everything else other then anal so ... i mean shrug




Wat?

"She will do everything else other than anal."

"She won't give me a blowjob"

So.... she'll let you fuck her vagina. That is a lot of options there, pal. :rofl:


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Re: Watching porn [Re: LysergicX7]
    #19275169 - 12/14/13 03:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

porn is pretty gross tho, like most people wouldn't watch their friends hump or random strangers. tho some are totally down for that. I have to combat people creeping on me if i ever do anything in public.

people will seriously stare hard, i had the worse experience at a festival which cost me a threesome cause creepy neighbors trying to listen and masturbate. second creepiest was a a rave this guy is just staring at me and girl make out she says hey.. u like what you see or something and he just says no but stares harder and gets closer too us. it was about time we went to a car


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OfflinetweekingTwak
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Re: Watching porn [Re: Uzziel]
    #19275172 - 12/14/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Uzziel said:
Quote:

tweekingTwak said:
seriously tho why doesnt she give u a BJ or HJ in the mean time right now i have a girl that doesnt give BJs but she will do everything else other then anal so ... i mean shrug




Wat?

"She will do everything else other than anal."

"She won't give me a blowjob"

So.... she'll let you fuck her vagina. That is a lot of options there, pal. :rofl:




well she sucks nipples good and balls i bet i could get her to suck my toes and shit like that.


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Re: Watching porn [Re: tweekingTwak]
    #19275180 - 12/14/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So basically she does all the weird shit and none of the good shit. :lol:


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Re: Watching porn [Re: Uzziel]
    #19275232 - 12/14/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sucks nipples? LOL!


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OfflinetweekingTwak
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Re: Watching porn [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19275237 - 12/14/13 03:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i dunno sounds like someone hasnt had their nips sucked good a proper by a chick while she finishes u off


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Re: Watching porn [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19275241 - 12/14/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:laugh2:

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Re: Watching porn [Re: Mad Season]
    #19275262 - 12/14/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't get why women get confused by men who watch porn.

Guys are typically very sex driven beings.. :shrug: Watching, participating, doesn't really matter..

Does she read "Romance novels"? Ask her why. Lol


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Re: Watching porn [Re: Mad Season]
    #19275266 - 12/14/13 03:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You do realize that the only reason your girlfriend doesn't understand is because she's a girl, right? Girls have far less testosterone which is why their sex drives are significantly lower. Males are also very stimulated visually unlike females.



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Re: Watching porn [Re: Alexestalex]
    #19275280 - 12/14/13 03:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

its really dumb tho think women dont have a large sex drive they do, its just stimulated by different things if you know how to work em they will be  fucking you all day and night


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Re: Watching porn [Re: tweekingTwak] * 1
    #19275308 - 12/14/13 03:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

say that you imagine her doing those things and that turns you on :highfive: it worked for me


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Re: Watching porn [Re: SkeletalSpore]
    #19275321 - 12/14/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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SkeletalSpore said:
say that you imagine her doing those things and that turns you on :highfive: it worked for me




Haha what a load of crap!


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Re: Watching porn [Re: robbyberto]
    #19275358 - 12/14/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

oh  man u ever been tripping then got visuals of porn while fucking a chick? it disturbed me and made me really question...


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