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Mad Season
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Loc: Canada
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Watching porn
#19275068 - 12/14/13 02:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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So my girl friend knows I've watched porn now since I was like 12. Lately due to her birth control we haven't been having sex. It's causing yeast infections and what not. So obviously I watch porn behind her back and rub one off.
Well anyways to make a long story short, she asked me why I do it? She asked me: "how could you watch 2 complete strangers have sex on camera? Isn't it disgusting seeing 2 random people have sex?" To which I reply, "god I sure hope they're random. It'd be weird af to see people I know." Anyways she still wants to know why and Idk what to say. So I decided to see why the shroomery watches porn, and enjoys watching 2 strangers have sex. She basically wants to know why I want porn instead of just using my imagination...
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tweekingTwak
shroomery sage

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bro get a fucking hand job give each other hand jobs and suck her titties while she is rubbing one out, im sure she will suck on yours while u rub one out
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robbyberto
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Porn destroyed my ability and willingness to use my imagination for jerking off. There is no reason to use my imagination when I can see virtually any kind of porn that I want. Glory hole sex, pregnant women, maching fucking, hardcore lesbian porn, etc, etc.
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Niffla



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Quote:
tweekingTwak said: bro get a fucking hand job give each other hand jobs and suck her titties while she is rubbing one out, im sure she will suck on yours while u rub one out
- bro get a fucking hand job - give each other hand jobs - suck her titties - while she is rubbing one out - im sure she will suck on yours - rub one out
Quite possibly the most sexual references ever fired off in a single, 33 word sentence.
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Khii Khwaay
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Re: Watching porn [Re: Niffla]
#19275140 - 12/14/13 03:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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tweekingTwak
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Re: Watching porn [Re: Niffla]
#19275155 - 12/14/13 03:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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seriously tho why doesnt she give u a BJ or HJ in the mean time right now i have a girl that doesnt give BJs but she will do everything else other then anal so ... i mean shrug
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LysergicX7
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If she asks you why just say, "well somebodys gotta do it".
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Uzziel
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tweekingTwak said: seriously tho why doesnt she give u a BJ or HJ in the mean time right now i have a girl that doesnt give BJs but she will do everything else other then anal so ... i mean shrug
Wat?
"She will do everything else other than anal."
"She won't give me a blowjob"
So.... she'll let you fuck her vagina. That is a lot of options there, pal.
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tweekingTwak
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porn is pretty gross tho, like most people wouldn't watch their friends hump or random strangers. tho some are totally down for that. I have to combat people creeping on me if i ever do anything in public.
people will seriously stare hard, i had the worse experience at a festival which cost me a threesome cause creepy neighbors trying to listen and masturbate. second creepiest was a a rave this guy is just staring at me and girl make out she says hey.. u like what you see or something and he just says no but stares harder and gets closer too us. it was about time we went to a car
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tweekingTwak
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Re: Watching porn [Re: Uzziel]
#19275172 - 12/14/13 03:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Uzziel said:
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tweekingTwak said: seriously tho why doesnt she give u a BJ or HJ in the mean time right now i have a girl that doesnt give BJs but she will do everything else other then anal so ... i mean shrug
Wat?
"She will do everything else other than anal."
"She won't give me a blowjob"
So.... she'll let you fuck her vagina. That is a lot of options there, pal. 
well she sucks nipples good and balls i bet i could get her to suck my toes and shit like that.
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Uzziel
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So basically she does all the weird shit and none of the good shit.
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KingKnowledge
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Re: Watching porn [Re: Uzziel]
#19275232 - 12/14/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sucks nipples? LOL!
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tweekingTwak
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i dunno sounds like someone hasnt had their nips sucked good a proper by a chick while she finishes u off
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Pureless
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bitch suck mah man titties
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Shroomslip
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I don't get why women get confused by men who watch porn.
Guys are typically very sex driven beings.. Watching, participating, doesn't really matter..
Does she read "Romance novels"? Ask her why. Lol
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Alexestalex
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You do realize that the only reason your girlfriend doesn't understand is because she's a girl, right? Girls have far less testosterone which is why their sex drives are significantly lower. Males are also very stimulated visually unlike females.
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tweekingTwak
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its really dumb tho think women dont have a large sex drive they do, its just stimulated by different things if you know how to work em they will be fucking you all day and night
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SkeletalSpore
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say that you imagine her doing those things and that turns you on it worked for me
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robbyberto
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SkeletalSpore said: say that you imagine her doing those things and that turns you on it worked for me
Haha what a load of crap!
-------------------- “People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn’t necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.” -Karl Pilkington
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tweekingTwak
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oh man u ever been tripping then got visuals of porn while fucking a chick? it disturbed me and made me really question...
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