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The_Ghost
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge]
#19289069 - 12/17/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Getting cursed sucked...
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fapjack
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: The_Ghost] 5
#19289104 - 12/17/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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When I was 11 and my dad mistook my room for my sisters.
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robbyberto
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: fapjack]
#19289112 - 12/17/13 03:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
fapjack said: When I was 11 and my dad mistook my room for my sisters.
And?
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The_Ghost
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: robbyberto] 8
#19289145 - 12/17/13 03:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
robbyberto said:
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fapjack said: When I was 11 and my dad mistook my room for my sisters.
And?
And..
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Synthe
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: The_Ghost] 1
#19289285 - 12/17/13 04:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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The_Ghost said:
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robbyberto said:
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fapjack said: When I was 11 and my dad mistook my room for my sisters.
And?
And..

And hence "fapjack" was born.
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Boutang
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge]
#19289309 - 12/17/13 04:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Walked into a house to have an uber shaky fucking crackhead put a shotgun to my face.
Another time I was going through airport security with people that were fucking nodding off. Fucking idiots.
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B0b0
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Boutang]
#19289390 - 12/17/13 04:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bikerfool
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: The_Ghost]
#19289573 - 12/17/13 05:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
The_Ghost said: Getting cursed sucked...
Really, tell us more..
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The_Ghost
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Bikerfool]
#19289578 - 12/17/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bikerfool said:
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The_Ghost said: Getting cursed sucked...
Really, tell us more..
Witches brah. Dey real.
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Bikerfool
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Bikerfool] 2
#19289615 - 12/17/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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We were on a three day kayaking expedition. My good friend crushed a number of vertebrae after landing flat off a 40 foot waterfall.
Luckily he floated right to me in the eddy and I snagged him and his boat up before he went over the next 60 footer.
We built a litter and got him out of the gorge, with difficulty.
On my way back upstream to get a helicopter I jumped onto a giant round boulder. Probably a 10 ft diameter. I feel the fucker shift under me and begin to roll down the hill. So I have to log roll on top of it to avoid falling underneath and getting crushed. Luckily I manage to hop off and the rock just keeps going.
Got the helo and got him out, he made a full recovery and continues to kayak crazy shit.
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Edited by Bikerfool (12/17/13 05:31 PM)
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Bikerfool
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Bikerfool] 2
#19289670 - 12/17/13 05:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was hiking from Wanaka to Queenstown in New Zealand on the most beautiful trail ever. These parrots called Kias were screeching and I was stoked on the views so I get hella blazed. A few minutes later I hear some screams that sound different from the Kias. Then this English bloke comes racing down the trail and says his friends fell into a ravine and he needs a cell phone. I don't have one but tell him there's a radio at the bottom. So he heads down. I keep hiking and can see marks where the two fell, probably 200 feet down. I intercepted a couple folks with ropes and what not and they're able to climb down and do some CPR. Then the helicopters come and attempt to get them out of there.
What happened was the girlfriend started to slide and the boyfriend tried to grab her and they both end up going down. The boyfriend dies and the girlfriend survives.
I hung out trying to help for too long and end up in a survival situation myself sleeping next to the trail in a garbage bag with high winds and moderate cold.
Far better off than those folks though.
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge] 9
#19289803 - 12/17/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was at a party, in my teens. The cops came so we took off through the back yard and hopped a few fences. We got to a buddy's car around the corner and piled in. There weren't enough seats, so I hopped in the trunk all hammered drunk. We got pulled over down the road. They arrested the driver for dui and called everybody's parents, but didn't bother searching the car. Instead of impounding the car, dudes mom drove an hour out at like 2am to pick it up. I had no idea what was going on. I was just chillin' there, throwing up all over the place. So mom picks the car up and drives back home. I was locked in this trunk for like 4 hours. She finally gets home and I've had enough so I start making noise. She opens the trunk and finds me there, covered in puke.
She just started laughing and told me to go home.
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#19305871 - 12/21/13 12:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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wow that's intense
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qbe
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: brokentv]
#19305925 - 12/21/13 12:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was really drunk leaving the bar on base had the ex driving behind me because I was told to move my car and couldn't leave it at the bar. She was drinking too, but not that much. Base police tried to pull her over, so I took off to get there attention, made it off base, but of course the local pd were sitting at the gates. Ended up in a pursuit, totaled five police cars through three different stations. Finally decided to give up, pulled over, they let the dogs go after I gave up. All charges were dropped after I sued while still in county prison, except I had to pay damages my insurance didn't cover. Got picked up by military police from jail after two months, and was given a general discharge under honorable conditions because technically I never did anything bad because everything was dropped. My life completely changed at that point and I turned it around, I would do anything for a redo, but that's my story. Seven years later GEICO will still not insure me for car insurance even though now they hire me to do expert witness testimony in accident cases.
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Magicman69
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: qbe]
#19305959 - 12/21/13 12:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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This has been the most entertaining thread from front to back. Great job OP.
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KingKnowledge
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Magicman69]
#19337528 - 12/28/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Magicman69 said: This has been the most entertaining thread from front to back. Great job OP.
Thanks bruddah 
Bumping this bad boy to hopefully get some more on here.
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NWlight
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge]
#19337876 - 12/28/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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If this was posted in anon id be tempted to answer truthfully
Drug overdoses requiring hospital, being arrested, getting mugged etc. is the stuff I can own up to publicly
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: NWlight]
#19337946 - 12/28/13 05:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I got caught up in a sting operation and had automatic weapons pointed at me once. That screwed up several years of my life lol.
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KingKnowledge
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: NWlight]
#19338481 - 12/28/13 07:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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NWlight said: If this was posted in anon id be tempted to answer truthfully
Drug overdoses requiring hospital, being arrested, getting mugged etc. is the stuff I can own up to publicly
Just use SWIM. Then we all know you're talking about your friend, not you
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nicechrisman
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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge]
#19338551 - 12/28/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Birth
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