Home | Community | Message Board

Avalon Magic Plants
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract, Kratom Powder For Sale

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
Offlineunderfliptown
I suck and you should kill me


Registered: 03/07/11
Posts: 14,344
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
I am Jesus!
    #19272448 - 12/13/13 09:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I shall die, and I shall be resurrected.

The son of God? No... I am God.

Resurrection!

I see that since my death not much has changed, the Earth is all fucked up still.

But then i came back to find, the stars misplaced... and a smell of a world that is burned.

It's nice to be alive again, death has its advantages too though. The universal mind is best visited infrequently. Although the visits are VERY long. You may as well enjoy this perception machine, at least it changes. In death there is infinite beauty, but it all happens at once. Eventually you just get bored of it.

Then you create an ego, and pretend you forget.

Resurrection!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleFrozenHappiness
Professional Cereal Box

Registered: 03/01/01
Posts: 5,330
Loc: Nagoon Lagoon
Re: I am Jesus! [Re: underfliptown]
    #19272467 - 12/13/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineunderfliptown
I suck and you should kill me


Registered: 03/07/11
Posts: 14,344
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
Re: I am Jesus! [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #19272473 - 12/13/13 09:09 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

lol... ohhhhhh shit!

That guy was FUCKED. Sure am glad I got a good head on my shoulders.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDr.Tooty
Eye see you.
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/03/11
Posts: 2,003
Loc: Nowhere in particular. Flag
Last seen: 7 years, 4 months
Re: I am Jesus! [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #19272476 - 12/13/13 09:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I highly doubt Jesus would waste his time on the shroomery.


--------------------
"I get up, I get down." Insect Forum


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineunderfliptown
I suck and you should kill me


Registered: 03/07/11
Posts: 14,344
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
Re: I am Jesus! [Re: Dr.Tooty]
    #19272481 - 12/13/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well like... I'm not ACTUALLY Jesus.

jesus was a mushroom

It's a metaphor.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinestimpson
a superhero buddha
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/08/05
Posts: 1,331
Loc: ny
Last seen: 1 month, 5 days
Re: I am Jesus! [Re: underfliptown]
    #19272541 - 12/13/13 09:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i still think jesus was a siamese dude who migrated to the western world.


--------------------
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm... ... ...


ok.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineunderfliptown
I suck and you should kill me


Registered: 03/07/11
Posts: 14,344
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
Re: I am Jesus! [Re: stimpson]
    #19272546 - 12/13/13 09:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Do you mean migrated to the west, then came back?!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMyco-rpse
Fungophile
Male User Gallery

Registered: 06/18/11
Posts: 439
Loc: The Planet Utah Flag
Last seen: 10 years, 12 days
Re: I am Jesus! [Re: stimpson]
    #19272570 - 12/13/13 09:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

stimpson said:
i still think jesus was a siamese dude who migrated to the western world.



:facepalm:


--------------------
+IVANNAWHITZ breeds NECROMORPHS+

.... And then this occured...

+Firefox has encountered an unecpected error with Windows+


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinestimpson
a superhero buddha
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/08/05
Posts: 1,331
Loc: ny
Last seen: 1 month, 5 days
Re: I am Jesus! [Re: Myco-rpse]
    #19272581 - 12/13/13 09:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

no i mean like, a fuggn monk from thailand who gave up his place in the temples and took a journey to israel.

i mean, i could be completely wrong...  like, that doesn't explain immaculate conception or the born in a manger thing at all.


--------------------
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm... ... ...


ok.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineunderfliptown
I suck and you should kill me


Registered: 03/07/11
Posts: 14,344
Last seen: 8 years, 5 months
Re: I am Jesus! [Re: stimpson]
    #19272593 - 12/13/13 09:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

All the shit that doesn't make sense was made up by reptilian jews.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineEnjoywho
Rags to Bitches
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/06/09
Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
Re: I am Jesus! [Re: underfliptown]
    #19272604 - 12/13/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I have a shit ton of water I'd love to be turned into wine.


--------------------
"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMyco-rpse
Fungophile
Male User Gallery

Registered: 06/18/11
Posts: 439
Loc: The Planet Utah Flag
Last seen: 10 years, 12 days
Re: I am Jesus! [Re: stimpson]
    #19272606 - 12/13/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Your hypothesis is indubitable. We were only laughing at the concept


--------------------
+IVANNAWHITZ breeds NECROMORPHS+

.... And then this occured...

+Firefox has encountered an unecpected error with Windows+


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/06/13
Posts: 19,227
Loc: Upstate
Re: I am Jesus! [Re: underfliptown]
    #19272607 - 12/13/13 09:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Jesus was the worlds greatest con artist


--------------------
Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMyco-rpse
Fungophile
Male User Gallery

Registered: 06/18/11
Posts: 439
Loc: The Planet Utah Flag
Last seen: 10 years, 12 days
Re: I am Jesus! [Re: Myco-rpse]
    #19272610 - 12/13/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

What if Jesus wasn't an only child?


--------------------
+IVANNAWHITZ breeds NECROMORPHS+

.... And then this occured...

+Firefox has encountered an unecpected error with Windows+


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinestimpson
a superhero buddha
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/08/05
Posts: 1,331
Loc: ny
Last seen: 1 month, 5 days
Re: I am Jesus! [Re: underfliptown]
    #19272613 - 12/13/13 09:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

underfliptown said:
All the shit that doesn't make sense was made up by reptilian jews.



Quote:

underfliptown said:
All the shit that doesn't make sense was made up by reptilian jews.




yea, i mean i'm sure there is symbolism in it all...  or maybe they were just taking a stab at being amusing or something...  who knows...

honestly, i'd like to think it was a more advanced society playing ninja tricks on a lesser advanced society.  like elves only revealing the tips of the iceberg of what they know.

i mean...  iono, somehow i think it just all goes back to the pyramids and the snakes being captured in the jars is just saying u gotta take ur shit otherwise there is shit in ur cum.  cuz i mean coffee beans are indigenous to ethiopia.


--------------------
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm... ... ...


ok.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleEverlong
King of the Neckbeards
Male

Registered: 03/24/08
Posts: 9,087
Loc: Poconos Flag
Re: I am Jesus! [Re: stimpson]
    #19272664 - 12/13/13 10:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

how many b0ng t0kes


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

Shop: North Spore North Spore Mushroom Grow Kits & Cultivation Supplies   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract, Kratom Powder For Sale


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Reptilian Humanoids
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 all )
DragonChaser 12,928 134 02/15/10 07:23 PM
by Supreme Slammage
* what's your blood type? you might be a reptilian Salomon 1,387 11 09/28/15 02:49 AM
by chameleon303
* Jesu Joy Of Man's Desiring
( 1 2 3 all )
TM 7,254 54 02/04/23 09:10 PM
by eric_the_red
* Reptilian Conspiracy Fear food source & Orionite Reptilian Starships and underground bases
( 1 2 all )
I AM SWIM 3,824 26 11/23/09 02:02 PM
by P-O
* Reptilians, Secret History, and Africa
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 all )
underfliptown 6,440 122 11/26/12 07:22 PM
by PSN88
* Canadian Christians Leave Man Dead for 6 Months: Praying to God for a Resurrection
( 1 2 all )
Confucian 1,778 38 12/04/14 06:51 PM
by Ezuma
* Reptilian agenda Gordon Brown
( 1 2 3 4 ... 16 17 )
RonaldFuckingPaul 25,762 324 02/15/10 05:37 PM
by Supreme Slammage
* Another reptilian overlords thread!
( 1 2 3 all )
LustfulLinsanity 4,924 56 05/06/10 10:26 PM
by morrowasted

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
489 topic views. 6 members, 92 guests and 33 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.023 seconds spending 0.005 seconds on 12 queries.