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Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay?
#19270924 - 12/13/13 02:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm going to probably use my own, but if someone wants to be cool I will give you +5 shrooms. I need to be inspired.
I think I am going to write about my new found friends and how I am willing to step out of my comfort zone 
PM me if you are serious hahaha
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Roflspammer]
#19271078 - 12/13/13 02:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'll do it for a for a 10 strip of some bomb lucy
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Roflspammer] 4
#19271080 - 12/13/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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An essay for a good rating. That's really an incredible, generous, and borderline mind blowing and life changing offer, but I'm going to pass this time.
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#19271082 - 12/13/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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wait what?
why would you write a college essay bout that??
people like my essays but they don't like my grammer and syntax or some shit i dunno i thought they were bomb and graded me how I act in class, sucking up is a good idea in college it's the best
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Konyap] 1
#19271085 - 12/13/13 02:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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oh yeah don't post the essay here they'll google it
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Konyap]
#19271088 - 12/13/13 02:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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$$$$$ Talks!
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Magicman69] 3
#19271095 - 12/13/13 02:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Magicman69 said:

Look it's OP working on his essay.
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Niffla]
#19271098 - 12/13/13 02:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dude college essays are easy as hell. Don't they have a pretty small word limit?
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#19271151 - 12/13/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well University of North Carolina and Temple are both Common App so 250 min, 650 max
Rutgers is 3800 characters.
I get the sense that I a college essay is just a bunch of bullshitted sentiments
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Roflspammer] 2
#19271152 - 12/13/13 02:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I know a school in France. It is a school dedicated to the fine arts & has been well documented as a prestigious academy for serious devotees of art & the different forms of art. Many of them are interested in very obscure/surreal art styles. They are usually from the upper class & have learned how much a pleasure one can derive from being so privileged to be accepted into an art school of such high caliber. These French schools normally don't allow just anyone to join. Many of the lower class students that attempt to apply for this school are usually immediately denied upon the professors first glance at their apps. If they can clearly see that you didn't put the time into your request then they won't accept you. There are certain expectations they have to everyone that enrolls. They must know that the person coming is going to be dedicated and not choose to slack, if they slack they will be punished accordingly. The amount of students in the school is at the highest it ever reached, which is around 30,000 students. This means students are transferring from all over the place just to attend this school. They will travel ong distances just to be given a French lesson. Some of these people are working citizens and have had to leave home just to get down those Greek vowels. They have to occupy themselves in old french verse in order to get to where they need to it life. I have a student of mine who recently was pursuing a french education when he on spur of the moment began to ask that he get moved into a school in Egypt. You just never know what is going through these students minds because they are still rapidly embracing the cultures conception of how they believe they perform/concentrate.
I know some of my students have spoken to me on this subject before, and normally we meet outside the class wher I ask them to have a few words with them to correct them the next time they try to approach a certified teacher with backtalk that won't be tolerated among someone so celebrated for past academic achievements. It would merely exasperate the situation for a student to dare to exchange a word with the person introducing the lesson. For some teachers may formally renounce others and state that they are the only one permitted to teach. And will actually barge into a classroom & insist that they substitute the teacher's role since they are far more competent for the job. Essentially, there are some teachers that are going to parliament in order to officially dictate the new law that we will only rely on the faith of one teacher and the rest words will correlate to approximately nothing.
He wished to be introduced to many of the teachers employed at the school, deeming it a requirement for him to examine the professor as he performs his usual lesson plan.
Well first you will have to recall where you may fetch one of these apps, you will have to contact someone that can get you one of them. No matter what you need to find this person & get them to explain exactly how to find an application.
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Roflspammer]
#19271163 - 12/13/13 02:57 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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5 dollar make you holler.
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: RockyRaccoon]
#19271164 - 12/13/13 02:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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RockyRaccoon said: 5 dollar make you holler.
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: drkkenny]
#19271178 - 12/13/13 03:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Rutgers: Rutgers University is a vibrant community of people with a wide variety of backgrounds and experiences. How would you benefit from and contribute to such an environment? Consider variables such as your talents, travels, leadership activities, volunteer services, and cultural experiences.
Common App:
Select one:
Some students have a background or story that is so central to their identity that they believe their application would be incomplete without it. If this sounds like you, then please share your story.
Recount an incident or time when you experienced failure. How did it affect you, and what lessons did you learn?
Reflect on a time when you challenged a belief or idea. What prompted you to act? Would you make the same decision again?
Describe a place or environment where you are perfectly content. What do you do or experience there, and why is it meaningful to you?
Discuss an accomplishment or event, formal or informal, that marked your transition from childhood to adulthood within your culture, community, or family.
North Carolina supplement: Choose one:
1. Most of us have one or more personality quirks. Explain one of yours and what it says about you. 2. What do you hope to find over the rainbow? 3. Why do you do what you do? 4. If you could travel anywhere in time or space, either real or imagined, where would you go and why? 5. Tell us about a time when your curiosity led you someplace you weren’t expecting to go.
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Roflspammer]
#19271189 - 12/13/13 03:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm pretty good at this sort of thing. I'll try and do it for you and if you like it you can use it. What colleges are you thinking about applying to so I know how hard I have to try? And what length do you need? Also any particular angle you'd like me to take?
-------------------- Disclaimer: I write my thoughts quickly and focus on content not spelling. I could take the time to edit, but often isn't worth the time it would take. I'm not illiterate. Sorry for the typos.
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Peacefuloptimist]
#19271202 - 12/13/13 03:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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honestly I know I need to do this myself. I'm just putzing around while I wait for passion and motivation to surge into my veins.
Or I could just do some focalin
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Roflspammer] 2
#19271205 - 12/13/13 03:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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"Hi my name is roflspammer and I'm too lazy to write my own application essay so I came to a site called "The Shroomery" and asked my ol pals to write my essay on why I should be accepted to college. I know that college is all about hard work, dedication and following through... but fuck all that. You asked for 3800 characters? Fuck you."
Send this to them OP, you'll be accepted once they realize what kind of person you really are
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Uzziel]
#19271214 - 12/13/13 03:13 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Uzziel said: "Hi my name is roflspammer and I'm too lazy to write my own application essay so I came to a site called "The Shroomery" and asked my ol pals to write my essay on why I should be accepted to college. I know that college is all about hard work, dedication and following through... but fuck all that. You asked for 3800 characters? Fuck you."
Send this to them OP, you'll be accepted once they realize what kind of person you really are 
As promised,    
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: RockyRaccoon] 1
#19271261 - 12/13/13 03:22 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I remember a student once got up in the middle of my presentation of the collapse of Berlin 30 years ago, this wasn't documented in the papers but it was a well known event around people in the known. The student rose to his feet & said some careless remark & everyone began to burst out in laughter.
A group of students in the back were arranging to have the child sent to the nursery to have his mother pick him up in an hour. His mother said he did this often. His mother said he would be going to bed an hour earlier tonight because of his misbehavior. He also had his rights to watch television stripped from him. They felt the child would need to discover how to prevent similar outbursts in the future, for everyone in the class instantly scorned him for daring to undermine the teachers authority. He was embarrassed at how the turn of events had made him the center of attention, and attention not warranted because he merely looked like a clown among highly trained & proficient educators.
The student had his name written on the board so the students remembered to never pair up with him again. He was banned from the school & no longer would be allowed to enter or trespass on the property. He received a message that stated that his pass to use the private bus here was also terminated.
He was ashamed of himself for failing the expectations of one who thought he had so much more in him, for being so self indulgent and not beating this discipline into his head so he would be looked up to & not appear to be the worst kind of person. All the students left him & decided to never invite him to study groups. They kicked him out & never were going to let him in ever again. It was no strange coincidence when everyone left his study group & decided to join this one, for this one was sanctioned by the entire school board of Harvard for being far more glorious than the less impressive group. This group was only embraced by those who had noble foundations built from birth. People that were of the higher kin & didn't put up with the nonsense of those far lower than they were. People that would never gain an invite to any of the higher class parties & would be forced to remain alone due to noone wanting to see them.
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Edited by drkkenny (12/13/13 03:23 PM)
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Niffla]
#19271311 - 12/13/13 03:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Niffla said:
Quote:
Magicman69 said:

Look it's OP working on his essay.
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Re: Who likes writing and wants to write me a college application essay? [Re: Nimpo]
#19271322 - 12/13/13 03:38 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nope.... nope. I think I'm overage
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