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OfflineBig_Dave
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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Luberto]
    #19261996 - 12/11/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

What. The. Fuck.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Luberto] * 3
    #19262513 - 12/11/13 08:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Luberto said:
I have to smash my Balls between a large encyclopedias pages while sitting on said book to even give me the excitement needed to make my cockles even semi, after that it's fuckin Indian burn time for my shaft. I usually do this till I see blisters form or until the flesh secrets plasma, then after all that I use lemon juice infused baby oil that I make at home. rub it gently all over my hands grasp firmly right behind the head with my thumb an pointer finger making a fist almost while cranking my wrist like I'm riding a motorcycle and digging my coke nail in my pee hole  While thinking about tongue punching a homeless crank whore prostitutes fart box and letting her chlamydia and gonorrhea infested pussy juice slowly trickle into my nostrils. After all that... I'll let you know how it went.




You're trying too hard.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: schwarg]
    #19263863 - 12/12/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

When guys vow together to not beat their meat it's like a brotherhood thing

now we say when we beat our meat and we're deviants


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19264122 - 12/12/13 02:28 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Just got done wacking off...

MOTHERLESS FTW!


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19264147 - 12/12/13 02:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

nah man eporner.com

1080p full length stuff


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19264155 - 12/12/13 02:56 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Mods please move this to DIY forum where it belongs.  Thx.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: NWlight]
    #19264169 - 12/12/13 03:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think I'm the only girl here :shiftyeyes:
Anywaysss I was in the bathtub & I was thinking about how me & my boyfriend have a lot of shower sex together when I go to his house. And he is just so fucking hot. :heart: I wish it was his hands rubbing my clit tonight. Cause he always plays with my nipples with his tongue, while he slides his hands down my pants :heart::heart: I feel weird posting this, blah but :shrug: Girls fiddle too. :lol:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19264193 - 12/12/13 03:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

^nice..

Ive eaten to much opium been trying to get off for hours but no joy. It is cool been able to stay rock hard an not feel shit sometimes though not when your having a pull though.


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan] * 3
    #19264254 - 12/12/13 04:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

HappyHooligan said:
I feel weird posting this, blah but :shrug: Girls fiddle too. :lol:



:waitwhatthehell:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan] * 2
    #19264260 - 12/12/13 04:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

HappyHooligan said:
Cause he always plays with my nipples with his tongue, while he slides his hands down my pants:



:takingnotes:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Amanita86]
    #19265733 - 12/12/13 01:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
Quote:

HappyHooligan said:
I feel weird posting this, blah but :shrug: Girls fiddle too. :lol:



:waitwhatthehell:



:lol:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19265872 - 12/12/13 01:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Wasn't going too...but did. :feelsgoodman: perfectgirlsdotcom ftw!!


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19266045 - 12/12/13 02:21 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Synthe]
    #19266179 - 12/12/13 02:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

There can only be 1ne


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: Konyap]
    #19269761 - 12/13/13 08:24 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Going to my boyfriend's house today!!  :missionary: :tardpig: :sun: :heart: :sunspots::goodburger::aweohyou::blowjob::pantytail::likeaboss: :pedrophile::crazy2: looks like I don't have to play my own violin tonightttttt!! :wink:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan] * 3
    #19269890 - 12/13/13 09:13 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.



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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: trekie]
    #19269899 - 12/13/13 09:17 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Was it that good?  On a scale of 1 to 10 how would that nut rate?


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: mpd]
    #19269908 - 12/13/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

8 its been a few weeks. Need a towel and a squishie


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Edited by trekie (12/13/13 09:22 AM)


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: trekie]
    #19270095 - 12/13/13 10:22 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I had a good one last night but didnt even see this thread last night :shrug:


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Re: The Masturbation Thread - Post AFTER You Rub One Out! [Re: HappyHooligan]
    #19270109 - 12/13/13 10:26 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

HappyHooligan said:
I think I'm the only girl here :shiftyeyes:
Anywaysss I was in the bathtub & I was thinking about how me & my boyfriend have a lot of shower sex together when I go to his house. And he is just so fucking hot. :heart: I wish it was his hands rubbing my clit tonight. Cause he always plays with my nipples with his tongue, while he slides his hands down my pants :heart::heart: I feel weird posting this, blah but :shrug: Girls fiddle too. :lol:




Explaining the entire sexual experience you were thinking of? :what: Well you could have just said you were fiddling but ok anyway thanks for posting its nice to see female honesty


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