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I saw a picture today and it reminded me of you. You remind me of a mollusk I knew when I was younger. Hard brittle exterior, soft meaty interior. It is a good thing too, because I am in love with the places they are found. On a fishing expedition Father once asked me to avenge him, but I couldn't. He had brought it all upon himself. Each of us are our own worst enemies. In Australia things may have been better. It would have been warmer for sure, but the crustaceans in the Pacific are oblivious. When she was getting the oil changed in her car she kept thinking that it wasn't right. Something definitely wasn't right, and now she has the flu and her parakeet is molting. We try to keep the cage real clean. I don't know if we can keep up with the maintenance; the foundation sags and groans under the weight. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow I will put the pieces back together, but today I need to finish waxing the surfaces and polishing the brass. Then I will need to sleep.
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: Hobozen]
#19269651 - 12/13/13 07:35 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dr. Kenny is a national treasure.
Just the same, I can never make it through one of his posts. I can feel them making me stupider as I read.
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: Me_Roy] 6
#19269819 - 12/13/13 08:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Good lord, I think it's contagious.
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: Me_Roy]
#19271349 - 12/13/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Me_Roy said: Dr. Kenny is a national treasure.
Just the same, I can never make it through one of his posts. I can feel them making me stupider as I read.
Different strokes I guess...
I try to read all of his posts from start to finish.
They amuse me.
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I've heard that drkkenny has an 10'' incher
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: AD420] 4
#19271375 - 12/13/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: koods] 1
#19271376 - 12/13/13 03:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dr. Kenny's awesome. Practically every time he posts he shares a personal story about the topic at hand.
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If he joined Secret Santa and I got his name, I'd make him an Enter key 
But he is a boss
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: st1llnox] 4
#19271619 - 12/13/13 04:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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st1llnox said: Dr. Kenny's awesome. Practically every time he posts he shares a personal story about the topic at hand.
Yeah, except they are neither, but more like attempts to write pseudo-Proustian stream-of-consciousness based on the thread title. Which is cool and all.
I prefer his early period, though, where he would make short posts filled with over the top randomness. His middle period was good too, there was a lot of talk about this love story involving eye contact with a perfect woman.
In conclusion, I see in Dr Kenny a kindred spirit.
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Ususally I'm reading on a phone and I can't see whose posting so whenever I read one of his posts, it starts completely lucid and reasonable and then halfway through I'm like "goddammit, this mother fucker got me again" I feel like when you're on youtube and you realize that you're watching some weird random ass shit and you have no idea how you got there.
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: Big_Dave] 2
#19271697 - 12/13/13 05:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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drkenny is one of my favorite posters to read. theres a lot of glory in those posts.
edit: for the record, i'm not being facetious
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: memes] 1
#19272153 - 12/13/13 07:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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edit: for the record, i'm not being facetious
That's like worrying we'd think you're being sardonic about liking chocolate or something If anyone DOESN'T like Dr. Kenny, something's a lil... something not great lol.
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Johnny Depp said: I heard he's not even a real doctor
Drk=dark so think Dark Kenny.
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: Eddeee] 2
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I drkkenny.
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: Eddeee] 2
#19272180 - 12/13/13 07:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Drk=dark so think Dark Kenny.
I heard you're not even Johnny Depp
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: st1llnox] 2
#19272324 - 12/13/13 08:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dr. Kenny is a good nickname, whatever his name is. drkkenny is the beez knees.
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i think it's 'dark kenny', drk,kenny; there are two k's in the name. i dunno, i hope he has a huge long answer for this
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: AD420] 4
#19272375 - 12/13/13 08:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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AD420 said: I've heard that drkkenny has an 10'' incher
you heard that his dick was as long as his replies?
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: mpd]
#19272484 - 12/13/13 09:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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StateOfMind404 said:
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you heard that his dick was as long as his replies? 
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mpd said: A treasure of free speech.
Isn't it the best feeling too when someone makes a thread about you?
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: 404]
#19272527 - 12/13/13 09:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Contrarian.
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#19272821 - 12/13/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Any publicity is good publicity, apparently.
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: koods]
#19272858 - 12/13/13 10:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: Any publicity is good publicity, apparently.
Someone's jelly . You never used to be this cynical Koodsdawg 
I can't wait for DrkKenny to post 
I hope this thread makes him super fucking happy
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: st1llnox] 5
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I suspect you're related to Sunshine.
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: drkkenny] 1
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drkkenny what a surprise to see you here, Last time I saw you you where sitting with your brother, the one who lost his leg and four finger on his left hand after being blown up in the war in Afghanistan last fall. I hear he still has fits about the whole incident. Can't say that I blame him. It looked as if he was trying to comfort you last week. Im sure the queen suddenly abandoning you like that at the party was quite a disappointment. I tried to comfort you by offering you a cup of coffee and a jelly donut but you just stared at it and I ended up giving it to that dirty homeless guy that always parks his butt by the dumpster around the corner. Really though you should get a hold of yourself. Maybe rethink things.The queen is a smart woman.She was bound to find out sooner or later that your not a real Doctor. I tried to warn you last month at our monthly book club meeting about that whole sherade But I think you lost the thought after the cranberry soda was knocked off the table and spilled all over Mr.s Cramptons floor. I meant to get back to you on your next corse of action should be but the subject never a came up again.
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: Eddeee]
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#19276038 - 12/14/13 06:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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drkkenny said: I am pleased to hear back from you. Do send me more of your little observations. I hope I see you in a month in Ohio. We had a date we planned on, remember? Oh you simply have to come, I don't see what I'd do without you there. If I see you wearing your cowboy hat this time I'm going to be disappointed. Will you put on a new hat? I think I have just the one for you. I might say that I used to wear it while waiting for my train. Which should be coming around any minute now. I need to catch the next one for I'm going to New York to visit a relative. We've just restored our relationship and now are on intimate terms once again. You must excuse him every so often he lashes out at the hand that feeds him, its no trouble really, but he is adorable when he attempts to protest divine law.
Oh yes the dreaded cowboy hat. I know you were expecting a white one but since the price of avocado's has risen substantially all I could afford is the black plastic one. But not to worry that whole cowboy thing was a phase I think I was going through. It was at the time I was thinking about riding out on the prarie like the real cowboys but then I found out how disgusting those types really are so I have abandon that plan, I was thinking of wearing the Green felt hat when we meet in Ohio. I hope you don't forget The Monet I bought from your aunt Susan. I'm sure she is pleased that the sale of the painting will complete your late grandmothers estate sell, I know I had mentioned it in our last phone conversation, I can't wait to see it hanging on my mantle over the fire place. You will have to come down in the spring when the weather is a bit more tolerable so you see how it looks. Yes about Brian in New York. I'm happy to see that you have restored That relationship.Its what you so desired sense the queen had abandon you. I hope with that relation ship restored you will finally see the truth in those matters concerning the whole dr thing.
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Omg it is cintagious!
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Re: drkkenny... [Re: Eddeee]
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Nice to see you connecting with your old acquaintances. Reminds me of the time I went back to the brewery with my uncle. He used to be a very simple man until he traveled to the hotel in Belgium and developed a case of likeness of my old friend. He did not seem like the jolly, carefree, yet dull self he was back when I met him in the winter of 2007. Always entertaining the people with his vast knowledge of air conditioners, and history. Power, efficiency, and the different properties of frions over the years. Many details I could not remember, but the personality very like the change that happened to 3 of my old acquaintances after they left for explore the jungle.
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I got drunk tonight off of beer and wine with my sister and my wife. We were pining for a good time but the moment when we left our apartment everything went wrong. Somehow the women were being repressed in the streets while a woman in the bar we wanted to go to was playing the xylophone. We were ready to call a cab when a good friend showed us her tattoos. The map she showed us led us through the sewers, but we made it out in the end. I wish I had a chance to talk to you and your grandfather about the crazy path we took through the catacombs, but it was pretty late in the evening. I took the compass for the good of the tribe so we wouldn't loose our way. We are getting impatient for you to arrive with all of the new technology. I would not want to tell our superiors that we are close to failing. Please, please, please contact us as soon as you are able. Othewise we will have to render the whole thing down to an incomprehendable goop and start over. You know how our boss is ready to be done with all of this nonsense.
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Johnny Depp said: I heard he's not even a real doctor
He told me he was when he was giving me my "examination". I thought it seemed a little overly thorough.
I like Doctor Kenny. His posts challenge my mind and make me have to slow down and think about something for a minute. Sometimes when we're scanning the interwebs, we get so caught up in that "scanning" mode that it can be challenging to shift gears.
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I have to say that the Dr. Kenny impressions in this thread don't really hit the mark. His game isn't just a matter of gradually sliding into nonsense -- it also involves spinning you out in weird solipsistic eddies.
I also agree with the poster who remarked that Dr. Kenny's writing is especially jarring in the context of the interwebs where we're so used to skimming along and instrumentalizing everything we read (even if for nothing other than pleasure or distraction).
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