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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: ModestMouse]
    #19266930 - 12/12/13 05:36 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19266956 - 12/12/13 05:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19267001 - 12/12/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Let the fun continue:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: i like cow poo]
    #19267430 - 12/12/13 07:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

This. is. awesome.

Keep going man, I can picture these people so well.


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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: ModestMouse]
    #19267494 - 12/12/13 07:29 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

so far i know someone to fit each of these descriptions, as well as this possibly rumored "silent susan" im excited to see how the rest of this pans out :thumbup:


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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: el_barto]
    #19267518 - 12/12/13 07:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: ModestMouse]
    #19267563 - 12/12/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Excellently written my man. well done :thumbup:


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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #19267620 - 12/12/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: Snotfish]
    #19267658 - 12/12/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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This. is. awesome.

Keep going man, I can picture these people so well.




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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #19267793 - 12/12/13 08:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think I have a few of these as my friends...


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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #19267801 - 12/12/13 08:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I'm digging this, but a little confused....

Maybe I'm dumb, but why is it people from the couch?
(just a random thing to say? Pop culture reference I missed?)


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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: shLong]
    #19269196 - 12/13/13 02:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:datass:
So many positive reactions, very glad my little creative outlet is being enjoyed.

As for "the couch" meaning, it's sort of a metaphor for drug culture in general... there wasn't really a pop-culture reference or slang there, I just drew a parallel between drug users and the fact that they tend to gather around/on couches.
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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #19269217 - 12/13/13 02:54 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: I have been enjoying it


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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: watermelon mon] * 2
    #19269363 - 12/13/13 04:46 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Cool thread, consider me subscribed!


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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: Turtletotem]
    #19269495 - 12/13/13 06:18 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Cool thread, consider me subscribed!



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i usually don't read posts that long but that one had my attention!! good Job MM:thumbup:


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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: the mad machinest] * 4
    #19270764 - 12/13/13 01:30 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

4. Susan Greene
      Did somebody say Starbucks? With all the warmth and energy of a cup of chai tea, Susan Greene is a welcomed addition to the order of The Couch. She’s elegant, irresistibly charming, and has a sweet tooth for drugs that only her closest friends know about.  Susan finds herself caught in a constant balancing act between being a health-conscious liberal, and exploring the fuck out of her body with drugs.
      Susan is the kind of girl you met through a friend, and immediately believed to be some sort of trick. Such a well-mannered, health-conscious woman surely doesn’t get stoned off her ass in her free time, does she? After about a day or two of smoking with her, you’ll feel bad you ever had your doubts. Simply put, Susan is good at being what she needs to be when she needs to be it.  When she smokes, she watches old stand-up acts of Cheech and Chong or Dave Chappelle while laughing like a child. Catch her sober, however, and she’s likely to be studying for a biochem exam while simultaneously talking to her mother on the phone and cooking a nice salmon and chives dish.
      Despite never going to the gym, Susan maintains a slim and healthy physique. You attribute this to genetics, but it’s probably tied to her field-mouse diet of leafy greens, string beans, and everything in between.  She always has money but never brags about it, and never overspends. Miss Greene doesn’t buy drugs; they fall into her lap. She keeps a cozy home, and everyone who comes over knows that they’re trading drugs for a warm meal and a soft chair. Naturally, all of the other couch shamans happily gravitate towards Susan’s hospitality.
      While she is great at being elegant and adaptable, there’s more to her than meets the eye. When she consumes alcohol, for instance, Susan engages in heavy gossip about anyone and everyone that comes to mind.  When tripping, she rapidly fluctuates between a tranquil soul and a harsh critic of all but herself. After some time of getting to know her, it becomes evident that Susan doesn’t really do drugs, the drugs do Susan. Regardless, she never means harm, and that banana bread now sitting on your plate more than makes up for the fact that she unknowingly insulted everyone in the room ten minutes prior.



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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: ModestMouse]
    #19271249 - 12/13/13 03:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:africaface:  :superscream:  :sagan:


If you know what I mean.


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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: Cj-B]
    #19271445 - 12/13/13 04:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I don't have a clue on earth what you mean but I dig the vibe :shrug:


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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: ModestMouse]
    #19271507 - 12/13/13 04:24 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

After reading all of them, I think the one that my friends see me most is as Susan Greene, #4.


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Re: The Twelve People You Meet on the Couch [Re: ModestMouse]
    #19271578 - 12/13/13 04:41 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

WHERES THE REST OF THEMMMM?


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