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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: LordSenate]
#19268426 - 12/12/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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LordSenate said: He could put money on your books for you to buy food though.
yeah, my $15 will buy you like - three candy bars and a soda
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: KingKnowledge]
#19268427 - 12/12/13 10:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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tahp93 said: Your P.O. gave you two months and you spoiled it?!??!
Yeah, I'm stupid...
I'll be close to two weeks free from marijuana, and I'm going to try dilution and sure-jell and hope for the best.
Am I the only one who notices that OP can not go to jail pretty easily? Bro:
Close to two weeks free from pot? Just drink a FUCK ton of water and work out. Wear sweatpants and a sweatshirt at all times, go to the sauna even. Sweat. A lot. And drink some shit that they sell at CVS to cleanse your system. I bet you pass.
My test is tomorrow, I've drank ~1.5 gallons of water today to flush all the opiates out of my system and I'm gonna continue tyhat until I go to sleep... tomorrow I will drink ~1 gallon of water, eat a shit ton of b-vitamins(for urine color), and sure-jell(for masking) and hope for the best on the weed part... but I've tried dilution before and still failed. Last time I guit smoking it took me ~5 months to piss clean, but I was smoking a lot more back then.
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: memes]
#19268428 - 12/12/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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What are you talking about man.. He could get 15 ramen noodles for 15$!!!
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: memes]
#19268437 - 12/12/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Also most jails/prisons let you send books to people but only directly from an approved place, like barnes n nobles and shit
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: memes]
#19268441 - 12/12/13 10:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said: Not sure if joking or what... but we're not allowed to get anything besides letters.
wasn't joking.
was thinking of the cool jails where they let you have personal effects. was goign to send like a book or maybe like some grub. nothing illicit. i dont do drugs
I can only get books shipped directly from amazon, last time I was there I read more than I ever had in my life.
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19268453 - 12/12/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I read well over 200 books while in jail and prison. Makes the time go by a lot quicker.
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19268457 - 12/12/13 10:39 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dude you can dilute w/o the sure gel I have done it at work a couple times, I get ten panel gm/cs ( I think that's what it is called), it's when they send it to a lab, I am afraid they might get you for the sure gel idk. All you have to do is drink the FUCK OUT OF WATER basically till it gets you pissing nothing but water but I have heard if you take some vitamins it will put some color in it, again not sure on the vitamins, but I am positive about drinkin all the water you can and piss all you can before you go in, and it will dilute but I am talking massive amounts of water like until you can't stand it then do it more till you are about to puke then do it even more, I know if my ass was gonna go to jail I would do it, fuck I did it for work it bought me a couple days then I passed. I know many people who do this in my line of work, you can do it twice then you have to pay fifty bucks for the third one and after that they make you go see a doctor and find out what is wrong with you idk anyone who has taken that far thought.
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: TrentBoyett]
#19268465 - 12/12/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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mjmihalov said:
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KingKnowledge said: Pause
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mjmihalov said:
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tahp93 said: Your P.O. gave you two months and you spoiled it?!??!
Yeah, I'm stupid...
I'll be close to two weeks free from marijuana, and I'm going to try dilution and sure-jell and hope for the best.
Am I the only one who notices that OP can not go to jail pretty easily? Bro:
Close to two weeks free from pot? Just drink a FUCK ton of water and work out. Wear sweatpants and a sweatshirt at all times, go to the sauna even. Sweat. A lot. And drink some shit that they sell at CVS to cleanse your system. I bet you pass.
My test is tomorrow, I've drank ~1.5 gallons of water today to flush all the opiates out of my system and I'm gonna continue tyhat until I go to sleep... tomorrow I will drink ~1 gallon of water, eat a shit ton of b-vitamins(for urine color), and sure-jell(for masking) and hope for the best on the weed part... but I've tried dilution before and still failed. Last time I guit smoking it took me ~5 months to piss clean, but I was smoking a lot more back then.
5 months?? Jeez I smoke a lot...wonder how long it would take me.
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: KingKnowledge]
#19268483 - 12/12/13 10:46 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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KingKnowledge said: 5 months?? Jeez I smoke a lot...wonder how long it would take me.
Yeah, at the 5 month mark I was still pissing dirty, I was clean by my next test though.
That was after smoking nearly everyday for ~8 years.
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: Imperfect Iam]
#19268485 - 12/12/13 10:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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If I was about to go to jail I wouldn't sleep I would stay up all night drinking more water, more water the more the better bro, and it must be true about the vitamins then, man I wish you the best, let us know what happens!
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: LordSenate]
#19268488 - 12/12/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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LordSenate said: What are you talking about man.. He could get 15 ramen noodles for 15$!!!
Not on comisarry they are a buck a pack. Jail is set up to get the purveyors and politicians rich and fuck the prisoners over. Soups are money in jail. If he's good at spades he could become a soupdog millionaire. EDIT sorry I thought you said 15 for 15 cents mea culpa.
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Edited by r00tuuu123 (12/12/13 10:50 PM)
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: KingKnowledge]
#19268490 - 12/12/13 10:49 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Most of the time less then a month.
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#19268494 - 12/12/13 10:50 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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LordSenate said: What are you talking about man.. He could get 15 ramen noodles for 15$!!!
Not on comisarry they are a buck a pack. Jail is set up to get the purveyors and politicians rich and fuck the prisoners over. Soups are money in jail. If he's good at spades he could become a soupdog millionaire. 
What? You said that I couldn't get 15 ramen noodles for 15$...then said they are a buck a pack... 15x1 = 15$
Also anything in jail is money..but yeah ramen definitely was the most used lol.
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: LordSenate]
#19268504 - 12/12/13 10:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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LordSenate said: What are you talking about man.. He could get 15 ramen noodles for 15$!!!
Not on comisarry they are a buck a pack. Jail is set up to get the purveyors and politicians rich and fuck the prisoners over. Soups are money in jail. If he's good at spades he could become a soupdog millionaire. 
What? You said that I couldn't get 15 ramen noodles for 15$...then said they are a buck a pack... 15x1 = 15$
Also anything in jail is money..but yeah ramen definitely was the most used lol.
Read my edit.
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#19268515 - 12/12/13 10:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol alright
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#19268517 - 12/12/13 10:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm pretty good at spades, but not good enough to gamble on it.
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: Imperfect Iam]
#19268529 - 12/12/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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cc1 said: Dude you can dilute w/o the sure gel I have done it at work a couple times, I get ten panel gm/cs ( I think that's what it is called), it's when they send it to a lab, I am afraid they might get you for the sure gel idk. All you have to do is drink the FUCK OUT OF WATER basically till it gets you pissing nothing but water but I have heard if you take some vitamins it will put some color in it, again not sure on the vitamins, but I am positive about drinkin all the water you can and piss all you can before you go in, and it will dilute but I am talking massive amounts of water like until you can't stand it then do it more till you are about to puke then do it even more, I know if my ass was gonna go to jail I would do it, fuck I did it for work it bought me a couple days then I passed. I know many people who do this in my line of work, you can do it twice then you have to pay fifty bucks for the third one and after that they make you go see a doctor and find out what is wrong with you idk anyone who has taken that far thought.
This is some pretty dumb advice, don't listen to this guy. You seem to know the method that will have the highest success. I can take 2 hits of some bud and pass for my PO UA 2 days later. So I just smoke 2-3 hits every month or two. The hardest part is going to get the creatine levels normal in your urine, and the density. After you dilute your piss those are going to be pretty far off, so good luck man.
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: deladude]
#19268545 - 12/12/13 11:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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looking forward to your post tomorrow when you some how squirm your way out of it AGAIN!
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: deladude]
#19268547 - 12/12/13 11:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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cc1 said: Dude you can dilute w/o the sure gel I have done it at work a couple times, I get ten panel gm/cs ( I think that's what it is called), it's when they send it to a lab, I am afraid they might get you for the sure gel idk. All you have to do is drink the FUCK OUT OF WATER basically till it gets you pissing nothing but water but I have heard if you take some vitamins it will put some color in it, again not sure on the vitamins, but I am positive about drinkin all the water you can and piss all you can before you go in, and it will dilute but I am talking massive amounts of water like until you can't stand it then do it more till you are about to puke then do it even more, I know if my ass was gonna go to jail I would do it, fuck I did it for work it bought me a couple days then I passed. I know many people who do this in my line of work, you can do it twice then you have to pay fifty bucks for the third one and after that they make you go see a doctor and find out what is wrong with you idk anyone who has taken that far thought.
This is some pretty dumb advice, don't listen to this guy. You seem to know the method that will have the highest success. I can take 2 hits of some bud and pass for my PO UA 2 days later. So I just smoke 2-3 hits every month or two. The hardest part is going to get the creatine levels normal in your urine, and the density. After you dilute your piss those are going to be pretty far off, so good luck man.
Yeah, I'm definitely going with my method... I know countless people who have used it and passed, although I used it once and failed, but I smoked the night before... and it's not a lab test.
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Re: Will anyone write me when i go to jail? [Re: evileye001]
#19268552 - 12/12/13 11:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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evileye001 said: looking forward to your post tomorrow when you some how squirm your way out of it AGAIN!
Me fucking too, I really hope I get to make that post...
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