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InvisibleMagicman69
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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19267576 - 12/12/13 07:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Possibly going to jail tomorrow... got a drug test and I'm dirty as fuck, fuck it.



Pack your asshole with goodies when u go in.


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: robbyberto]
    #19267592 - 12/12/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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robbyberto said:
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robbyberto said:
AWESOME! FUCK YES! Also, it was free because my bro in law paid for it, LOL!  He's a cop, too!

:narc:




Fuck you guys this poast deserved at least one reply.




Sorry, I was hitting the head.

Re: Grey (mother fucking) Goose!
Best Vodka EVER!
:superscream:


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: Magicman69]
    #19267596 - 12/12/13 07:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck im too high to do anything


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: Scarab74]
    #19267599 - 12/12/13 07:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Scarab74 said:
Re: Grey (mother fucking) Goose!
Best Vodka EVER!
:superscream:



Lies...

Ciroc is wayyy better!


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: thoughts]
    #19267602 - 12/12/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck yes I have been reg'ed longer than anyone else in this thread! I am so fucking OLD!!


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: Scarab74]
    #19267605 - 12/12/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Hell Yeah grey goose is smooth. And the goose gets the girls loose if ya know what Im saying! :derfase:


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: Magicman69]
    #19267609 - 12/12/13 07:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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psychedelic_Abyss said:
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mjmihalov said:
Possibly going to jail tomorrow... got a drug test and I'm dirty as fuck, fuck it.




Dude I feel like you're always almost going to jail :lolsy:



It was only one other time!

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Magicman69 said:
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mjmihalov said:
Possibly going to jail tomorrow... got a drug test and I'm dirty as fuck, fuck it.



Pack your asshole with goodies when u go in.



If I had any I'd be packin' :lol:


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19267615 - 12/12/13 07:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Even tobacco man. A CIG in jail is worth like $5 in comissary


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19267618 - 12/12/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

me and my girl are planning a small (5 hour) trip to chicago right before christmas! she's basically taking me because she :heartpump: me.





so excited! just her and i. :lol:


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: Magicman69]
    #19267619 - 12/12/13 07:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

yum, da Goose is some good shit. Vodka... Santa's preferred drink. (shhh don't tell Mrs. Clause about Eggnog, that gonna funk it up tonight)


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: Magicman69]
    #19267643 - 12/12/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Magicman69 said:
Even tobacco man. A CIG in jail is worth like $5 in comissary



:lol: I'm not putting cigs in my ass, they'd get all fucked up, then I'd have to bring a lighter too...


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19267649 - 12/12/13 07:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

An ass lighter.


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: robbyberto]
    #19267680 - 12/12/13 08:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

No need a lighter, u can make fire through the power socket with a paperclip. Trust me, if u have rolling tobacco you'll get respect and your time will be much easier. Make sure to give some for free to a couple bigger guys (protection)


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: Magicman69]
    #19267702 - 12/12/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Magicman69 said:
No need a lighter, u can make fire through the power socket with a paperclip. Trust me, if u have tobacco you'll get respect and your time will be much easier. Make sure to give some for free to a couple bigger guys (protection)



Lol, it's not a bad jail, the people are actually pretty chill.

we don't have accesible sockets...

Last time I was there someone ratted on someone for smoking, I'd rather not get involved in all that.


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19267719 - 12/12/13 08:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah all jails are different. Depending upon its set up, amenities, and the particular inmates at that time, a jail can be either horrible or a relaxing hotel.


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19267996 - 12/12/13 08:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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mjmihalov said:
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Magicman69 said:
Even tobacco man. A CIG in jail is worth like $5 in comissary



:lol: I'm not putting cigs in my ass, they'd get all fucked up, then I'd have to bring a lighter too...




E cig :wink: In theory, you could fit months and months worth of e-juice up there :lol:

Get a friend to send you letters soaked in etizolam and/or NBOMEs :tongue2:


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: pcplease]
    #19268058 - 12/12/13 09:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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pcplease said:
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mjmihalov said:
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Magicman69 said:
Even tobacco man. A CIG in jail is worth like $5 in comissary



:lol: I'm not putting cigs in my ass, they'd get all fucked up, then I'd have to bring a lighter too...




E cig :wink: In theory, you could fit months and months worth of e-juice up there :lol:

Get a friend to send you letters soaked in etizolam and/or NBOMEs :tongue2:



But you'd need to charge it somehow...

I wish I had cool friends that would do that...


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: pcplease]
    #19268065 - 12/12/13 09:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

just got back from climbing. now it's time to enter the void :wizard:


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: pcplease]
    #19268229 - 12/12/13 09:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl:
I was not expecting the Harlem Shake to be that epic.


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Re: LNC SilkySmoothSucculantScrumptiousSnickerdoodleSasquatch LNC [Re: pcplease]
    #19268266 - 12/12/13 09:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yo yo


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