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Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE * 2
    #19267163 - 12/12/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Dear new people,

Use The Fucking Search Engine. 










I'm not saying this for any reason.  There was no recent thread wherein some new person asked a redundant question (i'm sure such a thread exists, as this is the internet, but i can assure you it was not the inspiration for this thread).  I've been around here for a while.  Tyipcally, i'll just create a quick pub thread when I have a general question that I know someone could answer in 15 seconds.  Why not crowdsource?  Well, tonight I decided to UTFSE.  Sure enough, within a minute, I had found the exact answer I was looking for:  how to best utilize AVB.











This also goes as a friendly reminder to our older heads who may have - like myself - fallen into the bad habit of crowdsourcing for insta-satisfaction.  The shroomery already has all the answers to your questions.

In conclusion:  i saved the pub a useless thread, and made a useless thread to tell you about it
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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: memes] * 1
    #19267166 - 12/12/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I SAY, THE MORE THREADS THE MERRIER! FUQ DA SEARCH ENGINE!


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: Sheekle]
    #19267192 - 12/12/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

How did you save making a useless thread by making one?


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19267205 - 12/12/13 06:42 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
How did you save making a useless thread by making one?



I think this thread has the potential to stop many useless threads from being created, not just one.


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: Sheekle]
    #19267212 - 12/12/13 06:44 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:shrug: it will be gone by tomorrow and not really do anything.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19267252 - 12/12/13 06:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
:shrug: it will be gone by tomorrow and not really do anything.



Not if I can help it, I will bump this every few hours for the next few weeks.


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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19267257 - 12/12/13 06:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

:grrr:


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19267272 - 12/12/13 06:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I think that this thread should be sticked in all the forums aside from The Pub. The reason I believe this, is because The Pub is like a cultural discussion thing involving different Shroomerites in different contexts through different time periods. The same conversation in the pub can happen in 2008 and 2013 and be drastically different based on the state of the world at the time and the different people participating in the discussions.


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #19267293 - 12/12/13 06:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Everyone should use google before starting a thread on any website asking a question.

Google is an all knowing, all seeing (thanks to the NSA) god.

Google that shit


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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: Nimpo]
    #19267322 - 12/12/13 07:02 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Why not help someone? Maybe they dnt kno to use it:nonono:


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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: Polk_Audio3]
    #19267345 - 12/12/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

PolkAudio2 said:
Why not help someone? Maybe they dnt kno to use it:nonono:




You can hit em with a link like this http://bit.ly/u8YVBf


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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: Polk_Audio3]
    #19267346 - 12/12/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

You mean like How can I pass my UA threads? Or, Should I leave the foil on after sterilizing? Or how about, Where's the marketplace threads. All doosies.


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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: memes]
    #19267353 - 12/12/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Enjoywho said:
How did you save making a useless thread by making one?



Quote:

memes said:
In conclusion:  i saved the pub a useless thread, and made a useless thread to tell you about it





Those two sentences are not the same thing.


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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: memes]
    #19267357 - 12/12/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yes there seems to be many new comers returning to the shroomery. or atleast coming back here. Its good that you have reminded them to take more initiative before insisting that an overused question be asked. I'm just returning from London where I got done introducing dance lessons to one of my students. It was a short session, only lasting around an hour at most. I then went home & buried my head in my studies til sleep came over me. My wife rolled over & whispered something into my head, but she was half asleep so I didn't know if she knew what she was talking about or not.

Its important that we introduce the new people to the search feature employed at the top of the page. We can direct our eyes to the search bar to project an image of the words to be typed there before actually typing them. I usually will insist that the new people sit near me so I can show them around, I'm usually a guide around these parts. They call me Bill, I like to indicate new directions to guide people in future matters. They say I'm the guy you call when you're needing someone to have your back & cherish you for simply being alive. Well I suppose I just like to think of everyone as something precious can't you see? I must go, I have  a flight to catch in 10 minutes and may be late. I have to go to Brooklyn to arrange for a funeral for my friends grandma. She's rather ill & unfortunately we are uncertain if she'll make it through the night.


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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: drkkenny]
    #19267365 - 12/12/13 07:09 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

hope your friends grandma is OK, and i'm glad you appreciate people simply for their Being.


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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19267366 - 12/12/13 07:10 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mjmihalov said:
Quote:

Enjoywho said:
:shrug: it will be gone by tomorrow and not really do anything.



Not if I can help it, I will bump this every few hours for the next few weeks.



:rofl:


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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: Nimpo]
    #19267377 - 12/12/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Nimpo said:
Quote:

PolkAudio2 said:
Why not help someone? Maybe they dnt kno to use it:nonono:




You can hit em with a link like this http://bit.ly/u8YVBf



fuck yo link, nigga.



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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19267393 - 12/12/13 07:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

mjmihalov said:
Quote:

Nimpo said:
Quote:

PolkAudio2 said:
Why not help someone? Maybe they dnt kno to use it:nonono:




You can hit em with a link like this http://bit.ly/u8YVBf



fuck yo link, nigga.






Idk if you rocking adblock or noscript, but try this un shortened link instead.


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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: Nimpo]
    #19267410 - 12/12/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Eh,

Personally I say "let the newbies ask questions!"
I like informing people about things I know and learning from experts who answer other questions I'm clueless about.


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Re: Guidance for Noobs: UTFSE [Re: Nimpo]
    #19267412 - 12/12/13 07:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Nimpo said:
Quote:

mjmihalov said:
Quote:

Nimpo said:
Quote:

PolkAudio2 said:
Why not help someone? Maybe they dnt kno to use it:nonono:




You can hit em with a link like this http://bit.ly/u8YVBf



fuck yo link, nigga.






Idk if you rocking adblock or noscript, but try this un shortened link instead.



No, it's because I have it set in the shroomery settings to hide my referrer and use a proxy...

the first part works, but when it goes to actually search I get that.


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