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The universe played a funny prank on me today * 3
    #19267159 - 12/12/13 06:32 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So earlier at work I was contemplating the meaning behind humor and irony. For some reason I kept having this specific vision of my car breaking down and laughing out loud to myself because of it.

Lo and behold, on the way home my car died and so I ended up on the side of the road by myself in my cold car waiting for AAA an shit. Then I remembered that it's exactly what I was having a vision over earlier in the day, so I laughed for a while.

Then I got pretty cold and annoyed.

But now I'm home safe and sound and took an awesome warm shower.

SO my vision came true, it was like some sort of cosmic prank or something.

Somewhat often I have these visions of things, and then they end up coming true. When i say somewhat often I mean like, pretty often.

Discuss.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: Sheekle]
    #19267168 - 12/12/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You are the Kwisatz Haderach


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: memes]
    #19267174 - 12/12/13 06:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

WAD UP WIT DAT?


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: Sheekle]
    #19267193 - 12/12/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Shit like that happens to me all the time.

The other night, randomly, I was just like "I feel like watching Home Alone" I turned the TV on to just try to find anything to watch and guess what was on. Home Alone. And it had JUST started.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: Sheekle]
    #19267194 - 12/12/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm glad to hear you made it home safe and are warm. Synchronicities like that can be a really wierd feeling, can't they? I find I get them more the more often I meditate. Taking cactus seems to promote these kinda things for me as well.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19267200 - 12/12/13 06:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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VivaLaMushie said:
Shit like that happens to me all the time.

The other night, randomly, I was just like "I feel like watching Home Alone" I turned the TV on to just try to find anything to watch and guess what was on. Home Alone. And it had JUST started.





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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: Sheekle]
    #19267338 - 12/12/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I had a similar experience.

I was home smoking a bowl before class. I was wrapping up thinking to myself "Im probably gonna get into a car accident today" after watching a bunch of dash cam videos.  Sure enough, I had an illegal immigrant switch into my lane and wreck my car while driving down the expressway. This happened the day before my bday and two days before a scheduled road trip that had been planned for months.

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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: Nimpo]
    #19267344 - 12/12/13 07:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Nimpo said:
I had an illegal immigrant switch into my lane and wreck my car while driving down the expressway.



:lol: How'd you know they were an illegal immigrant?


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: Sheekle]
    #19267376 - 12/12/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

Nimpo said:
I had an illegal immigrant switch into my lane and wreck my car while driving down the expressway.



:lol: How'd you know they were an illegal immigrant?




I cant confirm it 100%, but I think its a correct assumption. He was a Nigerian "immigrant" without a license/form of ID.

"Pleaze, pleaze. I am new to country. No papers, no money. Pleaze, dont call police. I can fix this."

Luckily the car he was driving belonged to his passed out friend who was also in the car and had insurance.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: Sheekle]
    #19267390 - 12/12/13 07:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Existence always tends to play jokes on me when I'm on phenetylamines.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #19267405 - 12/12/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sheekle, you just ponder so much the universe said "enough". it's not like it's gonna kill you or anything... and it's not like there is anything wrong with that.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: Sheekle] * 3
    #19267640 - 12/12/13 07:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

nvm.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: drkkenny]
    #19267661 - 12/12/13 07:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I remember the week before me and my gf started dating, I was high as fuck going to pick up more ketamine and was like "Well deadwalkk, it looks like youz gonna be alone for the rest of your life"


I just chalk it up to coincidence.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: drkkenny] * 1
    #19267670 - 12/12/13 07:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

drkkenny said:
Ok so you were in the middle of your revelation of the true deeper meaning behind irony/humor? The meaning which previously couldn't be realized until you momentarily mused upon what it precisely implies in relation to yourself or others? So what was it you missed the first time thinking about the definition of that word and today? Did it help you in any way? Did you learn how to do something new? Were you presented with the approach of a lesson plan introduced by some Latin professor? Did you leave the class room & go into a new one? Did you ask to be transferred to an art school in France? Did you enroll yet? Are you planning on going there sooner or later? Will you have an art project I may wish to view for critical evaluation/examination? For I'm more of a spectator looking in, or someone "sitting" down & viewing life as it unfolds. I am only here to observe the manifestations of the universe from a far off distance so as to be detached while simultaneously discovering more about myself & the world.

I'm not here for anything of myself, I've come to see what you have to show me. What it is you will present to me next. I am anxious to know what your next move will be. I shall be watching you closely, and I will know what it is you wish to hide. For behind your smile & jocular manner is someone with a deep dark secret I wish to discover & shall in time.


I am going to the park with some friends, would you care to join Jeremy? Or are you still telling people you are Louis? You see, I know you more than you might think. I have been with him forever. I know where he goes after work, I know all the people he sees. I have known them for ages. You should know that this is where the mountains peak & the glow doesn't subside. For instance, the sky, the orange textures from the scorching sun will blaze it til the entire skies caved in with tiny fragments of the suns burning rays blowing it into a fused version of a sky melting into a sky which has seen the new dawn, a sky which rises to such peaks that cannot be known by science, nor would advances in science to inspect into the cause of this phonemmonon likely to occur, for forces may be out of known sources and manifest themselves in patterns which shift from the animated corpses, corpses now buried in the graveyard, which is in Russia. You are to go back to Russia are we? We will see you there and I need you to know that your sister has been messaging me about that wretched cat of yours. So SLY. What is it with THAT cat? Well apparently there is an entire backstory on this so called cat, for at times I think it may be dressing the appearance of a cat but be a different species of cat. Do you think a cat may have skipped the natural time frame of the evolution? Sort of saying, it went to an evolution which otherwise had evolved to suck dimensions, dimensions which may very well be documented to be progressing to a stage which otherwise may be indicated as giving a symmetrical balance that might propel its weight into a new matter of space to temporary restore the barriers which disintegrated into a reduction of matter. Matter became limited when you entered into this narrow force field, but it was this limit that showed you there were requirements that much be applied to each approaching situations to reinforce the statements previously alluded to, fpr this is a guideline and a rough draft at best, and its distortion may very well be fragments of the last War that ended a year ago. Well they sounded the bell to cancel the war, They finalized the war. It doesn't happen any more. Who would want to anyways. I'm sorry for this disorder. I'm afraid that we will be going to refurnish some houses in that old ghetto I despise, the ghetto which I must return to just to fix it up in shape, repair it and give it a more elegant shade. For we may decorate our worlds with the elegance of 19th century polish artistes, do we miss our legends yet? They have such phony conceptions on the self though, for there egos are bloated to such extents. Will anyone tell them that just bc you make it big with your art doesn't mean one much act so conspiciously cocky arrogant, & showy. I myself am much more prone to plain expression. Simple & unguarded so they may see my vulnerable points. This reveals a trait in myself that concludes that I am willing to sacrifice myself in order to make up for the lack of kindness or forethought of my contemporaries. Well, for instance, if one is invited from a 1st class dinner party, a dinner party well known in high society groups. We normally assembled in the front hall & we exchanged witty banter. I become well known for passing on such wit & charm that I naturally was a craved associate. People began asking if I could colloborate, if I would work alongside them and show them esoteric matters when noone else can see these. These things aren't supposed to be all out in the front, right near the eyes of the public, no, they should be hidden for they are rather obscure and surreal.

Well that was because blasted Barny of Chicagos cop force said that we would be required to prove ourselves as worthy patrons of the arts to portray elegant & appealing art aesthetics by displaying our gifts. We were given tests to prove ourselves to see if we reached the expectations of the moderators & critics. Well we sure were in for some luck because they officially declared us a hit success, we literally bloomed off the charts, highest peaks ever reached in atleast 3 years.

This wasn't only me that was being rewarded with this official claim of master, applying the symbols which represented the mastery rank. We both decided to celebrate. We bought some wine & a tape. We taped ourselves as we were in the kitchen holding up our newly attained metal. I later found out he won that same medal a year earlier & was vaguely disappointed. I sunk into my chair, realized that my entire speech was composed in such a haste that the mess & haphazard manner suggested in the rhythms of each sentence produced on account of some accustomed reaction in order to preserve myself, as if a survival trait I naturally brought up without a second thought. I decided that defeat was inevitable, that I was sunken in spirit  & had met the lowest I ever reached. I knew my entire life was simply a fragment in my head, a tiny piece of something that was just a small memory or something I clutched to give me a sense of well being, to feel like I could say I was existing & had done that. But I knew that that was not enough, and that my life was melting away.

For you may feel as if you are falling off the end of the universe & entering into the void, you are falling down into nothing. You become a piece of nothing, you are now officially declared as nothing existing.

You lose all consciousness, you sink to the very bottom of the deepest ocean, the deepest and gloomiest depths known to mankind, a place of such utter gloom & despondency that the final light has just extinguished. The light was there, but where has that brilliant gleam gone to now? It has faded as we do. But we shall cherish when the little projection of the universe sprinkling down rainbow tinged clouds to pour into the universes empty hole to create a new color.

For we don't know when we have seen the creation of a color.






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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: drkkenny]
    #19267707 - 12/12/13 08:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)


Quote:

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it's really too bad you didn't. now, i'm gonna have to quote it again... because i actually read it and had something to say to him about it. thanks.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19267724 - 12/12/13 08:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

drkkenny said:
Ok so you were in the middle of your revelation of the true deeper meaning behind irony/humor? The meaning which previously couldn't be realized until you momentarily mused upon what it precisely implies in relation to yourself or others? So what was it you missed the first time thinking about the definition of that word and today? Did it help you in any way? Did you learn how to do something new? Were you presented with the approach of a lesson plan introduced by some Latin professor? Did you leave the class room & go into a new one? Did you ask to be transferred to an art school in France? Did you enroll yet? Are you planning on going there sooner or later? Will you have an art project I may wish to view for critical evaluation/examination? For I'm more of a spectator looking in, or someone "sitting" down & viewing life as it unfolds. I am only here to observe the manifestations of the universe from a far off distance so as to be detached while simultaneously discovering more about myself & the world.

I'm not here for anything of myself, I've come to see what you have to show me. What it is you will present to me next. I am anxious to know what your next move will be. I shall be watching you closely, and I will know what it is you wish to hide. For behind your smile & jocular manner is someone with a deep dark secret I wish to discover & shall in time.


I am going to the park with some friends, would you care to join Jeremy? Or are you still telling people you are Louis? You see, I know you more than you might think. I have been with him forever. I know where he goes after work, I know all the people he sees. I have known them for ages. You should know that this is where the mountains peak & the glow doesn't subside. For instance, the sky, the orange textures from the scorching sun will blaze it til the entire skies caved in with tiny fragments of the suns burning rays blowing it into a fused version of a sky melting into a sky which has seen the new dawn, a sky which rises to such peaks that cannot be known by science, nor would advances in science to inspect into the cause of this phonemmonon likely to occur, for forces may be out of known sources and manifest themselves in patterns which shift from the animated corpses, corpses now buried in the graveyard, which is in Russia. You are to go back to Russia are we? We will see you there and I need you to know that your sister has been messaging me about that wretched cat of yours. So SLY. What is it with THAT cat? Well apparently there is an entire backstory on this so called cat, for at times I think it may be dressing the appearance of a cat but be a different species of cat. Do you think a cat may have skipped the natural time frame of the evolution? Sort of saying, it went to an evolution which otherwise had evolved to suck dimensions, dimensions which may very well be documented to be progressing to a stage which otherwise may be indicated as giving a symmetrical balance that might propel its weight into a new matter of space to temporary restore the barriers which disintegrated into a reduction of matter. Matter became limited when you entered into this narrow force field, but it was this limit that showed you there were requirements that much be applied to each approaching situations to reinforce the statements previously alluded to, fpr this is a guideline and a rough draft at best, and its distortion may very well be fragments of the last War that ended a year ago. Well they sounded the bell to cancel the war, They finalized the war. It doesn't happen any more. Who would want to anyways. I'm sorry for this disorder. I'm afraid that we will be going to refurnish some houses in that old ghetto I despise, the ghetto which I must return to just to fix it up in shape, repair it and give it a more elegant shade. For we may decorate our worlds with the elegance of 19th century polish artistes, do we miss our legends yet? They have such phony conceptions on the self though, for there egos are bloated to such extents. Will anyone tell them that just bc you make it big with your art doesn't mean one much act so conspiciously cocky arrogant, & showy. I myself am much more prone to plain expression. Simple & unguarded so they may see my vulnerable points. This reveals a trait in myself that concludes that I am willing to sacrifice myself in order to make up for the lack of kindness or forethought of my contemporaries. Well, for instance, if one is invited from a 1st class dinner party, a dinner party well known in high society groups. We normally assembled in the front hall & we exchanged witty banter. I become well known for passing on such wit & charm that I naturally was a craved associate. People began asking if I could colloborate, if I would work alongside them and show them esoteric matters when noone else can see these. These things aren't supposed to be all out in the front, right near the eyes of the public, no, they should be hidden for they are rather obscure and surreal.

Well that was because blasted Barny of Chicagos cop force said that we would be required to prove ourselves as worthy patrons of the arts to portray elegant & appealing art aesthetics by displaying our gifts. We were given tests to prove ourselves to see if we reached the expectations of the moderators & critics. Well we sure were in for some luck because they officially declared us a hit success, we literally bloomed off the charts, highest peaks ever reached in atleast 3 years.

This wasn't only me that was being rewarded with this official claim of master, applying the symbols which represented the mastery rank. We both decided to celebrate. We bought some wine & a tape. We taped ourselves as we were in the kitchen holding up our newly attained metal. I later found out he won that same medal a year earlier & was vaguely disappointed. I sunk into my chair, realized that my entire speech was composed in such a haste that the mess & haphazard manner suggested in the rhythms of each sentence produced on account of some accustomed reaction in order to preserve myself, as if a survival trait I naturally brought up without a second thought. I decided that defeat was inevitable, that I was sunken in spirit  & had met the lowest I ever reached. I knew my entire life was simply a fragment in my head, a tiny piece of something that was just a small memory or something I clutched to give me a sense of well being, to feel like I could say I was existing & had done that. But I knew that that was not enough, and that my life was melting away.

For you may feel as if you are falling off the end of the universe & entering into the void, you are falling down into nothing. You become a piece of nothing, you are now officially declared as nothing existing.

You lose all consciousness, you sink to the very bottom of the deepest ocean, the deepest and gloomiest depths known to mankind, a place of such utter gloom & despondency that the final light has just extinguished. The light was there, but where has that brilliant gleam gone to now? It has faded as we do. But we shall cherish when the little projection of the universe sprinkling down rainbow tinged clouds to pour into the universes empty hole to create a new color.

For we don't know when we have seen the creation of a color.





^ this is some good inventive writing on the subject of a representation of a universe.
reflection of "true being", in the essence of going with the incoming formation of united time and mind.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19267732 - 12/12/13 08:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

thoughts make shit happen.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19267748 - 12/12/13 08:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

exactly. thoughts in time make shit happen now.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19267947 - 12/12/13 08:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Damn right, i make shit happen like err sangle day.

No but really.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: thoughts]
    #19267967 - 12/12/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

well, everyone is doing everything everyday no matter if they know about the law of attraction or not, regardless.

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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: thoughts] * 1
    #19267971 - 12/12/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You left out the part where your dad has been nagging you to take your car in for a tune up for the past six months.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19267988 - 12/12/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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well, everyone is doing everything everyday no matter if they know about the law of attraction or not, regardless.

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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: deadwk]
    #19268089 - 12/12/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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thedeadwalkk said:
I remember the week before me and my gf started dating, I was high as fuck going to pick up more ketamine and was like "Well deadwalkk, it looks like youz gonna be alone for the rest of your life"


I just chalk it up to coincidence.



You refer to yourself as your username? good shit, nigga.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19268204 - 12/12/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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mjmihalov said:
Quote:

thedeadwalkk said:
I remember the week before me and my gf started dating, I was high as fuck going to pick up more ketamine and was like "Well deadwalkk, it looks like youz gonna be alone for the rest of your life"


I just chalk it up to coincidence.



You refer to yourself as your username? good shit, nigga.




You could as well, if it weren't completely ridiculous and unpronounceable.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #19268226 - 12/12/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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it's really too bad you didn't. now, i'm gonna have to quote it again... because i actually read it and had something to say to him about it. thanks.



When i got to the "you expected me to read that?" picture, I looked at what was quoted and saw it was from Dr. Kenny.

I didnt rememeber seeing it in the thread (because he had already edited it into a "nvm") so i scrolled back up (thus discovering what i previously parenthetically stated).  At first, I decided to read it just to see if it had anything to do with Sheekle's original post about premonition.

Then i kept reading once i realized that it was literally turning into a stream of thought consciousness.  I was reading the past in real time.  Reading the explicit and unfiltered thoughts of a man behind a keyboard.  As i kept reading (and many sentences were read twice, thrice, even four times - as they were oftentimes dense run-ons) I started thinking about DrKenny and his always-wordy posts.  I found myself diagnosing the man behind the computer.  Is this a mental condition?  Is this chronic drug use?  The posts are always lengthy, sometimes relevant, and in their extremes (like the one in this thread) true (yet concise and pointed) ramblings.






At the end, I was reading because I kept finding hidden gems of true knowledge (at least as it aligns with my own beliefs) in there.  They're fun to find, like a diamond in the rough.
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[although in this last bit, i see it as the antithesis.  we become a piece of everything]






To this day, the only brief and completely coherent post I've ever seen from DrKenny asked about gun background checks because he was pretty sure his family was turning against him.  (note:  my based-on-nothing conclusion is that Kenny loves meth.  No, i dont judge him if it's accurate.  he can do what he wants this is just the conclusion i reached in my brain-game)


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: memes]
    #19268244 - 12/12/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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To this day, the only brief and completely coherent post I've ever seen from DrKenny asked about gun background checks because he was pretty sure his family was turning against him.  (note:  my based-on-nothing conclusion is that Kenny loves meth.  No, i dont judge him if it's accurate.  he can do what he wants this is just the conclusion i reached in my brain-game)




I think it's schizophrenia.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: koods]
    #19268275 - 12/12/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I remember the week before me and my gf started dating, I was high as fuck going to pick up more ketamine and was like "Well deadwalkk, it looks like youz gonna be alone for the rest of your life"


I just chalk it up to coincidence.



You refer to yourself as your username? good shit, nigga.




You could as well, if it weren't completely ridiculous and unpronounceable.



lies, I pronounce atleast once a day, it's quite easy once you actually hear it said.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: Sheekle]
    #19268693 - 12/12/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Synchronicities can be very strange when you pay attention to them.

I was living with this girl, when I met a friend who had the same birthday as her. I later found out I have the same birthday as his wife. :imslow:


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: memes]
    #19268739 - 12/12/13 11:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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akira_akuma said:
it's really too bad you didn't. now, i'm gonna have to quote it again... because i actually read it and had something to say to him about it. thanks.



When i got to the "you expected me to read that?" picture, I looked at what was quoted and saw it was from Dr. Kenny.

I didnt rememeber seeing it in the thread (because he had already edited it into a "nvm") so i scrolled back up (thus discovering what i previously parenthetically stated).  At first, I decided to read it just to see if it had anything to do with Sheekle's original post about premonition.

Then i kept reading once i realized that it was literally turning into a stream of thought consciousness.  I was reading the past in real time.  Reading the explicit and unfiltered thoughts of a man behind a keyboard.  As i kept reading (and many sentences were read twice, thrice, even four times - as they were oftentimes dense run-ons) I started thinking about DrKenny and his always-wordy posts.  I found myself diagnosing the man behind the computer.  Is this a mental condition?  Is this chronic drug use?  The posts are always lengthy, sometimes relevant, and in their extremes (like the one in this thread) true (yet concise and pointed) ramblings.






At the end, I was reading because I kept finding hidden gems of true knowledge (at least as it aligns with my own beliefs) in there.  They're fun to find, like a diamond in the rough.
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I'm not here for anything of myself, I've come to see what you have to show me. What it is you will present to me next.



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For we may decorate our worlds with the elegance of 19th century polish artistes, do we miss our legends yet? They have such phony conceptions on the self though, for there egos are bloated to such extents. Will anyone tell them that just bc you make it big with your art doesn't mean one much act so conspiciously cocky arrogant, & showy



Quote:

You become a piece of nothing



[although in this last bit, i see it as the antithesis.  we become a piece of everything]






To this day, the only brief and completely coherent post I've ever seen from DrKenny asked about gun background checks because he was pretty sure his family was turning against him.  (note:  my based-on-nothing conclusion is that Kenny loves meth.  No, i dont judge him if it's accurate.  he can do what he wants this is just the conclusion i reached in my brain-game)



your post was just as fun to read. i guess it's a matter of eloquence: :shrug: who's to say that DRKenny isn't a famous writer, and he's just goffing at his portrayal of himself on the net and just writing these lovely posts, to sort of "freestyle", and make brand new prose of in his own inner lyrical liturgy, as a means of learning new decisions and implements and convexes' and comments; in with which to write his next GREAT MASTERPIECE!!!1111 :durrhurr::jimcarreysplit:


sorry got carried away there... yeah, basically the the guy is either smarter then most everyone thinks he might be, or otherwise, some secret nutty savant on the web who possibly write a good book one day?

i guess i just like his writing, i guess.

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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19268757 - 12/12/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

it's actually drkkenny, but he's made a few regular posts here, they're just few and far between.

But yeah, I don't really enjoy a lot of his posts, but I will admit he's pretty creative.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: Sheekle]
    #19269542 - 12/13/13 06:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Thats kinda like the same cosmic prank the Universe played on me.

For years I had the mental image that I'd get a heart attack at a young age, and then I got one.

Or when my mother got the call she needed a second cancer surgery, and I immdiately knew it would kill her so I gave her the best 2 weeks I could leading up to that, and against all odds, it did happen and she died on the fourth of july, and months earlier I told her, watching Born On The Fourth Of July "Imagine dying on the fourth of July, when everybody is partying and lighting up fireworks" and she gave me that "not funny" look.

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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: Asante]
    #19269563 - 12/13/13 06:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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For years I had the mental image that I'd get a heart attack at a young age, and then I got one.



Dont you live on the edge anyways? Like, I get the impression you go balls to the wall when you're enjoying a substance.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: koods]
    #19269566 - 12/13/13 06:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I tend to take very small doses of drugs, exceptions being MDMA type drugs and Dissociatives.

But, I have decided to quit MDMA type drugs, and I take small increments with dissociatives, just a good number of them.

I'm actually very moderate in drugs, especially now I quit empathogens and tobacco.

Only drugs I really go balls deep on are Dissociatives, and that only with modest doses, repeated.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19269724 - 12/13/13 08:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Shit like that happens to me all the time.

The other night, randomly, I was just like "I feel like watching Home Alone" I turned the TV on to just try to find anything to watch and guess what was on. Home Alone. And it had JUST started.



This kind of explains it.
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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19271922 - 12/13/13 06:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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You refer to yourself as your username? good shit, nigga.




:lolsy: I'd rather not refer to myself as my real name in the post.


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