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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: thoughts] * 1
    #19267971 - 12/12/13 08:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You left out the part where your dad has been nagging you to take your car in for a tune up for the past six months.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19267988 - 12/12/13 08:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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well, everyone is doing everything everyday no matter if they know about the law of attraction or not, regardless.

:strokebeard:




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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: deadwk]
    #19268089 - 12/12/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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thedeadwalkk said:
I remember the week before me and my gf started dating, I was high as fuck going to pick up more ketamine and was like "Well deadwalkk, it looks like youz gonna be alone for the rest of your life"


I just chalk it up to coincidence.



You refer to yourself as your username? good shit, nigga.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #19268204 - 12/12/13 09:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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mjmihalov said:
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thedeadwalkk said:
I remember the week before me and my gf started dating, I was high as fuck going to pick up more ketamine and was like "Well deadwalkk, it looks like youz gonna be alone for the rest of your life"


I just chalk it up to coincidence.



You refer to yourself as your username? good shit, nigga.




You could as well, if it weren't completely ridiculous and unpronounceable.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #19268226 - 12/12/13 09:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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it's really too bad you didn't. now, i'm gonna have to quote it again... because i actually read it and had something to say to him about it. thanks.



When i got to the "you expected me to read that?" picture, I looked at what was quoted and saw it was from Dr. Kenny.

I didnt rememeber seeing it in the thread (because he had already edited it into a "nvm") so i scrolled back up (thus discovering what i previously parenthetically stated).  At first, I decided to read it just to see if it had anything to do with Sheekle's original post about premonition.

Then i kept reading once i realized that it was literally turning into a stream of thought consciousness.  I was reading the past in real time.  Reading the explicit and unfiltered thoughts of a man behind a keyboard.  As i kept reading (and many sentences were read twice, thrice, even four times - as they were oftentimes dense run-ons) I started thinking about DrKenny and his always-wordy posts.  I found myself diagnosing the man behind the computer.  Is this a mental condition?  Is this chronic drug use?  The posts are always lengthy, sometimes relevant, and in their extremes (like the one in this thread) true (yet concise and pointed) ramblings.






At the end, I was reading because I kept finding hidden gems of true knowledge (at least as it aligns with my own beliefs) in there.  They're fun to find, like a diamond in the rough.
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For we may decorate our worlds with the elegance of 19th century polish artistes, do we miss our legends yet? They have such phony conceptions on the self though, for there egos are bloated to such extents. Will anyone tell them that just bc you make it big with your art doesn't mean one much act so conspiciously cocky arrogant, & showy



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You become a piece of nothing



[although in this last bit, i see it as the antithesis.  we become a piece of everything]






To this day, the only brief and completely coherent post I've ever seen from DrKenny asked about gun background checks because he was pretty sure his family was turning against him.  (note:  my based-on-nothing conclusion is that Kenny loves meth.  No, i dont judge him if it's accurate.  he can do what he wants this is just the conclusion i reached in my brain-game)


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: memes]
    #19268244 - 12/12/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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To this day, the only brief and completely coherent post I've ever seen from DrKenny asked about gun background checks because he was pretty sure his family was turning against him.  (note:  my based-on-nothing conclusion is that Kenny loves meth.  No, i dont judge him if it's accurate.  he can do what he wants this is just the conclusion i reached in my brain-game)




I think it's schizophrenia.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: koods]
    #19268275 - 12/12/13 10:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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koods said:
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mjmihalov said:
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thedeadwalkk said:
I remember the week before me and my gf started dating, I was high as fuck going to pick up more ketamine and was like "Well deadwalkk, it looks like youz gonna be alone for the rest of your life"


I just chalk it up to coincidence.



You refer to yourself as your username? good shit, nigga.




You could as well, if it weren't completely ridiculous and unpronounceable.



lies, I pronounce atleast once a day, it's quite easy once you actually hear it said.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: Sheekle]
    #19268693 - 12/12/13 11:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Synchronicities can be very strange when you pay attention to them.

I was living with this girl, when I met a friend who had the same birthday as her. I later found out I have the same birthday as his wife. :imslow:


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: memes]
    #19268739 - 12/12/13 11:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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memes said:
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akira_akuma said:
it's really too bad you didn't. now, i'm gonna have to quote it again... because i actually read it and had something to say to him about it. thanks.



When i got to the "you expected me to read that?" picture, I looked at what was quoted and saw it was from Dr. Kenny.

I didnt rememeber seeing it in the thread (because he had already edited it into a "nvm") so i scrolled back up (thus discovering what i previously parenthetically stated).  At first, I decided to read it just to see if it had anything to do with Sheekle's original post about premonition.

Then i kept reading once i realized that it was literally turning into a stream of thought consciousness.  I was reading the past in real time.  Reading the explicit and unfiltered thoughts of a man behind a keyboard.  As i kept reading (and many sentences were read twice, thrice, even four times - as they were oftentimes dense run-ons) I started thinking about DrKenny and his always-wordy posts.  I found myself diagnosing the man behind the computer.  Is this a mental condition?  Is this chronic drug use?  The posts are always lengthy, sometimes relevant, and in their extremes (like the one in this thread) true (yet concise and pointed) ramblings.






At the end, I was reading because I kept finding hidden gems of true knowledge (at least as it aligns with my own beliefs) in there.  They're fun to find, like a diamond in the rough.
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I'm not here for anything of myself, I've come to see what you have to show me. What it is you will present to me next.



Quote:

For we may decorate our worlds with the elegance of 19th century polish artistes, do we miss our legends yet? They have such phony conceptions on the self though, for there egos are bloated to such extents. Will anyone tell them that just bc you make it big with your art doesn't mean one much act so conspiciously cocky arrogant, & showy



Quote:

You become a piece of nothing



[although in this last bit, i see it as the antithesis.  we become a piece of everything]






To this day, the only brief and completely coherent post I've ever seen from DrKenny asked about gun background checks because he was pretty sure his family was turning against him.  (note:  my based-on-nothing conclusion is that Kenny loves meth.  No, i dont judge him if it's accurate.  he can do what he wants this is just the conclusion i reached in my brain-game)



your post was just as fun to read. i guess it's a matter of eloquence: :shrug: who's to say that DRKenny isn't a famous writer, and he's just goffing at his portrayal of himself on the net and just writing these lovely posts, to sort of "freestyle", and make brand new prose of in his own inner lyrical liturgy, as a means of learning new decisions and implements and convexes' and comments; in with which to write his next GREAT MASTERPIECE!!!1111 :durrhurr::jimcarreysplit:


sorry got carried away there... yeah, basically the the guy is either smarter then most everyone thinks he might be, or otherwise, some secret nutty savant on the web who possibly write a good book one day?

i guess i just like his writing, i guess.

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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: akira_akuma]
    #19268757 - 12/12/13 11:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

it's actually drkkenny, but he's made a few regular posts here, they're just few and far between.

But yeah, I don't really enjoy a lot of his posts, but I will admit he's pretty creative.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: Sheekle]
    #19269542 - 12/13/13 06:46 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Thats kinda like the same cosmic prank the Universe played on me.

For years I had the mental image that I'd get a heart attack at a young age, and then I got one.

Or when my mother got the call she needed a second cancer surgery, and I immdiately knew it would kill her so I gave her the best 2 weeks I could leading up to that, and against all odds, it did happen and she died on the fourth of july, and months earlier I told her, watching Born On The Fourth Of July "Imagine dying on the fourth of July, when everybody is partying and lighting up fireworks" and she gave me that "not funny" look.

:rimshot:

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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: Asante]
    #19269563 - 12/13/13 06:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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For years I had the mental image that I'd get a heart attack at a young age, and then I got one.



Dont you live on the edge anyways? Like, I get the impression you go balls to the wall when you're enjoying a substance.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: koods]
    #19269566 - 12/13/13 06:54 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I tend to take very small doses of drugs, exceptions being MDMA type drugs and Dissociatives.

But, I have decided to quit MDMA type drugs, and I take small increments with dissociatives, just a good number of them.

I'm actually very moderate in drugs, especially now I quit empathogens and tobacco.

Only drugs I really go balls deep on are Dissociatives, and that only with modest doses, repeated.


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19269724 - 12/13/13 08:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Shit like that happens to me all the time.

The other night, randomly, I was just like "I feel like watching Home Alone" I turned the TV on to just try to find anything to watch and guess what was on. Home Alone. And it had JUST started.



This kind of explains it.
:ancientaliens:


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Re: The universe played a funny prank on me today [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19271922 - 12/13/13 06:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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You refer to yourself as your username? good shit, nigga.




:lolsy: I'd rather not refer to myself as my real name in the post.


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