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Re: Road rage? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #19263096 - 12/11/13 09:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

"I hate people who just start tailgating me and I can't shake them.  Like the just lock onto my bumper and zone out no matter how I slow down/speed up.  I don't like being part of a pack of cars for safety reasons but that is kind of a big mentality with drivers around here."

golf balls...

if you want a ball that doesn't bounce as high, then get the "rocks" that are used as driving range balls with solid clay centers. the nicer expensive wound core balls like titleist will bounce a lot higher and will be less accurate when tossed from a vehicle window. the rock balls are a lot cheaper as well when a shotgun blast is required.


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Re: Road rage? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #19263134 - 12/11/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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passifloracaerulea said:
"I hate people who just start tailgating me and I can't shake them.  Like the just lock onto my bumper and zone out no matter how I slow down/speed up.  I don't like being part of a pack of cars for safety reasons but that is kind of a big mentality with drivers around here."

golf balls...



Hahahaha I'm starting to like this guy and his methods


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Re: Road rage? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #19263139 - 12/11/13 10:04 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

If Im high I dont really get angry, but if not..:

Turning left  off the street into a shopping center and fucking stopping to 1 MPH to make your turn, backing up the left lane by over 10 cars. Please, just stop driving altogether.

People going 10 MPH below the speed limit on the highway in the left lane. Its called a passing lane for a reason, and thats to pass slow people.

People who constantly step on the brake while driving because they dont understand physics and how the car decelerates if you take your foot off the gas and dont press the brake. This is one of worst ones, especially in bumper to bumper traffic on the expressway (which is already a 45min drive due to traffic). I swear, I see those red lights blink on over 20 times a minute.

Females talking or texting on their phones. Holy shit, the bane of my existence, until I see them get in an accident in front of me, then I have a good laugh.

Old people. This is understandable and I stop myself from getting too riled up. Ill be there one day, so I let it slide most of the time.

Theres more, but I dont wanna crowd it up.
When this shit happens I normally honk obnoxiously at the offenders and flip them off.

Once I had a dude cut me off as I was switching lanes and I flipped him off. He took notice and lowered his window to flip me off back. Then he cut in front of me and brake checked me hard. On the highway. I went from 70 to 20 while everyone around us kept going at 65+. I quickly swerved around him and hit the gas (i drive a lancer), quickly overtook him, then brake checked him back hard.

He slammed his brakes and I switched lanes in anticipation of him switching to cut me back off, but all I heard was the sound of cars smashing as someone rear ended him. I drove off with a smile on my face. I was also talking to my mom on the phone at the same time, teaching her how to set up an iPad.


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Re: Road rage? [Re: Nimpo]
    #19263195 - 12/11/13 10:14 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Nimpo said:
If Im high I dont really get angry, but if not..:

Turning left  off the street into a shopping center and fucking stopping to 1 MPH to make your turn, backing up the left lane by over 10 cars. Please, just stop driving altogether.

People going 10 MPH below the speed limit on the highway in the left lane. Its called a passing lane for a reason, and thats to pass slow people.

People who constantly step on the brake while driving because they dont understand physics and how the car decelerates if you take your foot off the gas and dont press the brake. This is one of worst ones, especially in bumper to bumper traffic on the expressway (which is already a 45min drive due to traffic). I swear, I see those red lights blink on over 20 times a minute.

Females talking or texting on their phones. Holy shit, the bane of my existence, until I see them get in an accident in front of me, then I have a good laugh.

Old people. This is understandable and I stop myself from getting too riled up. Ill be there one day, so I let it slide most of the time.

Theres more, but I dont wanna crowd it up.
When this shit happens I normally honk obnoxiously at the offenders and flip them off.

Once I had a dude cut me off as I was switching lanes and I flipped him off. He took notice and lowered his window to flip me off back. Then he cut in front of me and brake checked me hard. On the highway. I went from 70 to 20 while everyone around us kept going at 65+. I quickly swerved around him and hit the gas (i drive a lancer), quickly overtook him, then brake checked him back hard.

He slammed his brakes and I switched lanes in anticipation of him switching to cut me back off, but all I heard was the sound of cars smashing as someone rear ended him. I drove off with a smile on my face. I was also talking to my mom on the phone at the same time, teaching her how to set up an iPad.



Well you effectively fucked up his existence :thumbup:


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Re: Road rage? [Re: Curt-vs-thepipe]
    #19264298 - 12/12/13 04:51 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e6d_1379919858

This guy throws a boulder in front of the truck that cut him off.


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Re: Road rage? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #19264484 - 12/12/13 06:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Corporal Kielbasa said:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e6d_1379919858

This guy throws a boulder in front of the truck that cut him off.



Yo wtf hahahaha where did he even get that?! That would happen in Russia too lol, they have got some issues over there


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Re: Road rage? [Re: Curt-vs-thepipe]
    #19264494 - 12/12/13 06:48 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

someone posted it a while back or it was on Tosh or FB.


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Re: Road rage? [Re: Sheekle]
    #19264500 - 12/12/13 06:52 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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passifloracaerulea said:
golf balls are fun to play with on the road too at high speeds, especially when a pissed off road rage monger is chasing you.



I dunno man that sounds a bit fucked up lol




My friends and I once stole HUNDRED of bouncy balls from an arcade that was located on a major highway... and we tossed them huge handfuls at oncoming cars!! It was hilarious! yet safe.


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Re: Road rage? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #19264522 - 12/12/13 07:01 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yep, people are stupid. In jacksonville nc for some reason all the marines that live out in town are constantly late for something, so on any given day I see at least one accident. The city of jacksonville is partly to blame for this, there are at least three times as many people driving as the road system was designed for. So you have lights timed at fucked up intervals, and I heard from a reliable source that they are actually locked out of part of their own system that allows them to retime the lights. Fuckin assclowns, I hate this town.


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Re: Road rage? [Re: 4nik8]
    #19264532 - 12/12/13 07:07 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)



another one, dude is driving slow I guess in the fast lane and biker tries to brake check him.
They got dash cams for insurance so they have a lot of traffic videos.


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Re: Road rage? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #19264764 - 12/12/13 08:23 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Corporal Kielbasa said:


another one, dude is driving slow I guess in the fast lane and biker tries to brake check him.
They got dash cams for insurance so they have a lot of traffic videos.



Oh my god how fucking dumb do you have time to try an brake check a car on a bike :eek:
Poor bike :frown:


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Re: Road rage? [Re: Midnight_Toker]
    #19264833 - 12/12/13 08:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The left lane is the passing lane.  What the fuck are you doing in the left lane if you want to drive the same speed as the people in the right lane?

Pass the car in front of you, and move back over to the right.  Don't stay in the left lane unless you're bombing past people with nobody riding your ass.

This is my only real pet peeve when driving to work every day on the highway.  I can deal with everything else but people going the speed limit in the fast lane.



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Re: Road rage? [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #19264894 - 12/12/13 09:05 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah for real that sucks.  Some people think its their duty to enforce the speed limit or something.  Whats funny though is when a cop is the one behind the person.    They either get yelled at on the speaker or pulled over.


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Re: Road rage? [Re: Midnight_Toker]
    #19264896 - 12/12/13 09:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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The left lane is the passing lane.  What the fuck are you doing in the left lane if you want to drive the same speed as the people in the right lane?

Pass the car in front of you, and move back over to the right.  Don't stay in the left lane unless you're bombing past people with nobody riding your ass.

This is my only real pet peeve when driving to work every day on the highway.  I can deal with everything else but people going the speed limit in the fast lane.



I was gonna say the same thing.if someones passing you on the right your in the faster lane driving too damn slow


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Re: Road rage? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #19264908 - 12/12/13 09:09 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Corporal Kielbasa said:
Yeah for real that sucks.  Some people think its their duty to enforce the speed limit or something.  Whats funny though is when a cop is the one behind the person.    They either get yelled at on the speaker or pulled over.



I hate when there's a cop on the road driving under the speed limit and pussy mother fuckers are too scared to pass and just drive behind them making me slow down.


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Re: Road rage? [Re: Sheekle]
    #19264923 - 12/12/13 09:12 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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Midnight_Toker said:
The left lane is the passing lane.  What the fuck are you doing in the left lane if you want to drive the same speed as the people in the right lane?

Pass the car in front of you, and move back to the right.  Don't stay in the left lane unless you're bombing past people with nobody riding your ass.



Didn't say anything about going the same speed as the people in the right





But you were in the left lane, and someone had the opportunity to go into the right lane, pass you, then go back into the left lane.

Sounds like you should of been in the right lane all along.


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Re: Road rage? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #19265025 - 12/12/13 09:43 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Uzziel said:
I make it a point to not let them pass me just to piss them off. If they hit my car, oh well, I need a new one anyway :smilingpuppy:




:mad2:  I hate you.  The reason I get mad is because I know alot of it is irrafuckingtating people who play stupid power games.  Passing then slowing down just to be in front.  Riding the left lane because they feel important or just don't care, not to pass.





I let any normal person pass me. I'm talking about that one dude who sits on my ass and can hit me at any given moment because hes like 1 foot away from my car. Then he gets pissed because he can't get over because of traffic and expects me to go 10-15 mph over the speed limit when I'm already going 5-6 over.

I'm not gonna get a speeding ticket for some douchebag, heh.

I'm a nice driver and let people pass me if they make it obvious they want over, but tailgating me is the quickest way to ensure that I make it a point to piss them off for lulz.

I always leave early, so I'm never in a rush.


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Re: Road rage? [Re: Everlong]
    #19265095 - 12/12/13 10:04 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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But you were in the left lane, and someone had the opportunity to go into the right lane, pass you, then go back into the left lane.

Sounds like you should of been in the right lane all along.



Some people like speeding beyond reasonable limits, I am not one of those people. If I am in the left lane, going as fast as I should be (which is faster than all the other lanes yet somewhat in the realm of reasonable safety) and somebody decides they want to go hyper-speed around me it is no fault of mine.

But you saw a post of mine, and saw a chance to try and "prove me wrong", which is what you do in 100% of our interactions. Sounds like you should do some self-reflection and figure out the reason why you feel the need to do that.

Wait let me guess, I'm "butthurt" for pointing that out? :goodluckwiththat2:


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Re: Road rage? [Re: Uzziel]
    #19265101 - 12/12/13 10:06 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

my granny is 86 and believes she is a good driver:facepalm:

she has absolutley NO business driving a car.

i have a CDL,16 years driving experience w/ no wrecks,former casino valet drver,former taxi driver,former sam levitz delivery truck driver,and my grandpa insists she drive them places instead of me..so crazy these people are


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Re: Road rage? [Re: Sheekle]
    #19265150 - 12/12/13 10:27 AM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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Everlong said:
But you were in the left lane, and someone had the opportunity to go into the right lane, pass you, then go back into the left lane.

Sounds like you should of been in the right lane all along.



Some people like speeding beyond reasonable limits, I am not one of those people. If I am in the left lane, going as fast as I should be (which is faster than all the other lanes yet somewhat in the realm of reasonable safety) and somebody decides they want to go hyper-speed around me it is no fault of mine.

But you saw a post of mine, and saw a chance to try and "prove me wrong", which is what you do in 100% of our interactions. Sounds like you should do some self-reflection and figure out the reason why you feel the need to do that.

Wait let me guess, I'm "butthurt" for pointing that out? :goodluckwiththat2:




No, you are just wrong and I want you to be aware of the way a highway is supposed to function. :lol:

The left lane is designed for passing. You are to only merge into the left lane to pass, and then return to the right lane after you have made the pass. It isn't a lane to drive down for miles when there isn't traffic in the right lane.

Cops pull people over for riding the left lane too long.

I'm glad you thought my reply was out of spite in regard to our previous interactions. :haha:


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