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How to be a player
    #19264780 - 12/12/13 08:27 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

1) be mysterious,  get her(s) number.

2) act like she doesn't matter, you got other bitchs. (Even if you dont)

3) maintain the mystery, have her over..bang and repeat.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: hTx] * 1
    #19264806 - 12/12/13 08:35 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The only people who try to give people girl advice randomly are the ones who really don't know what they are talking about.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: hTx]
    #19264819 - 12/12/13 08:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If you're sexin learn this lesson when you wash off , just use hot water don't put no soap on your wash cloth. That way when you get home no questions she wont leave you bent. Don't be a dope and use the soap cause it will leave a scent.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19264821 - 12/12/13 08:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: How to be a player [Re: hTx]
    #19264827 - 12/12/13 08:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Eventually they'll catch on and it'll get old.

I guess if you're just wanting to get in their pants and then drop them, it could work.

But for someone you seriously want to be with, don't text them daily or otherwise give them boatloads of affection and attention unless that is truly who you are. Nothing pisses me off more than being fooled into thinking that's how someone really is, then falling in love with them and making them my priority, only to find out that it was all just for show.

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Re: How to be a player [Re: Ballerium]
    #19264883 - 12/12/13 09:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Only the PantyFountain is qualified to advise the Pub at large on such matters as these, OP.

But I'm gay, so I think everyone's gonna have to figure out how to get poon on their own :shrug:


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Re: How to be a player [Re: Ballerium]
    #19264891 - 12/12/13 09:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks ballleriam i've been wondering about this. there is a girl I am interested in, and we text every day mostly from me initiating. So I've been wondering if I should keep it up or lay low from time to time. It looks like letting the lady breath is a good idea.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: hTx]
    #19264901 - 12/12/13 09:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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hTx said:
1) be mysterious,  get her(s) number.

2) act like she doesn't matter, you got other bitchs. (Even if you dont)

3) maintain the mystery, have her over..bang and repeat.




so in other words act like a desperate female

WORKS EVERYTIME!


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Re: How to be a player [Re: Ballerium]
    #19264906 - 12/12/13 09:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Good advice vivamush.

Nd ballerium..hence the mystery.

Once you lose the mystery..it will get old and your moving into relationship territory.

You can get caught or even make it known that your involved with multiple girls..start that rumor, start that mystery.

Don't burn your bridges,  and don't get attached. You'll come to know how it all really works eventually,  you'll find yourself in the circuit.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: hTx]
    #19264918 - 12/12/13 09:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Honest communication is what is needed.  Playing games just leads to the requirement to continue playing false games and making shitty pronouncements about the love you don't have.  Honesty is the best possible policy when it comes to the love game.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: hTx]
    #19264928 - 12/12/13 09:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I feel this is actually the only way to find true love. Run tests on women once you start building your confidence up..Also if a girl realizes your testing her that's +5 fuck points.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: hTx]
    #19264936 - 12/12/13 09:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

hTx, I was talking about relationships, where getting attached is inevitable at some point. I figured you were probably talking more about hookups or flings but I just figured I would throw what I said in there anyway.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: mpd]
    #19264939 - 12/12/13 09:18 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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mpd said:
Honest communication is what is needed.  Playing games just leads to the requirement to continue playing false games and making shitty pronouncements about the love you don't have.  Honesty is the best possible policy when it comes to the love game.



Well who said you had to be dishonest?
Be interesting yet vague. Being a player isn't love game it's just game.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: mpd]
    #19264947 - 12/12/13 09:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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mpd said:
Honest communication is what is needed.  Playing games just leads to the requirement to continue playing false games and making shitty pronouncements about the love you don't have.  Honesty is the best possible policy when it comes to the love game.



pretty much, just confidence and a desire to do activities, she will forget all about relationships if you keep her occupied enough there is less of a chance for someone to say something lovey dovey in all the excitement, you don't have to be a playa either


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Re: How to be a player [Re: Ballerium]
    #19264953 - 12/12/13 09:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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hTx, I was talking about relationships, where getting attached is inevitable at some point. I figured you were probably talking more about hookups or flings but I just figured I would throw what I said in there anyway.



Word. it is possible to have multiple relationships..just not for very long. Someone always gets jealous,  including yourself of course. There always comes a time when you make the choice or crash and burn.

I alwayys crash and burn..emerge a new phoenix.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: hTx]
    #19264969 - 12/12/13 09:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You just have to be a total asshole. Works for 75% of women.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: brokentv]
    #19265000 - 12/12/13 09:38 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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brokentv said:
Thanks ballleriam i've been wondering about this. there is a girl I am interested in, and we text every day mostly from me initiating. So I've been wondering if I should keep it up or lay low from time to time. It looks like letting the lady breath is a good idea.



I've been having a similar experience lately. I think you gotta let em want to hear from you to a certain extent, or you just seem too available, which isn't really desirable. I think it varies from woman to woman too though. I think some women love to be chased. I guess everyone is an individual, so this is really just a generalization to a certain extent.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: nicechrisman]
    #19265028 - 12/12/13 09:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

That's what I'm saying.  I like being chased but I also like affection after I have been "caught". Don't just stop paying attention to me after you've won me over. Relationships take work ALL the time.  Not just the first month or two that you're trying to win the girl over.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: robbyberto]
    #19265036 - 12/12/13 09:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Just don't be needy..you can not be an ass hole and not be needy..I can take a girl from an ass hole real quick by making the assholery seem needy and insecure.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: Ballerium]
    #19265038 - 12/12/13 09:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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That's what I'm saying.  I like being chased but I also like affection after I have been "caught". Don't just stop paying attention to me after you've won me over. Relationships take work ALL the time.  Not just the first month or two that you're trying to win the girl over.





QFT wow, nailed it. And remember girls: keep doing things for your guy/girl too; this isn't just the guy's responsibility!


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Re: How to be a player [Re: Ballerium]
    #19265042 - 12/12/13 09:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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That's what I'm saying.  I like being chased but I also like affection after I have been "caught". Don't just stop paying attention to me after you've won me over. Relationships take work ALL the time.  Not just the first month or two that you're trying to win the girl over.



Yeah this is important in maintaining any kind of relationship. .never expect anything.

Nd do the unexpected.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: hTx]
    #19265048 - 12/12/13 09:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Relationships are like jobs, if you want to be successful at them you have to work at them real hard and remember always that expectations ruin relationships.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: hTx]
    #19265063 - 12/12/13 09:57 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

4) don't worry about rejection. Use it as fuel. You will, no matter how tight the game, always be rejected at one point or another..more so in the beginning. 

If you let getting rejected fuck with your head..you already lost. Change your frame from "damn she doesn't like me..I'm a loser.." too

"Damn she doesn't like me..she is a loser" or something similar.  Reality is perception and you can have powerful results by changing your own sometime.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: mpd]
    #19265074 - 12/12/13 10:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

1. Game recognize game, and your lookin kinda unfamiliar...

2. The game ain't worth it. Take it from someone whos cheated. 100 percent not worth how everything ended up. Back together but it's a huge long process earning a womans trust back.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: brokentv]
    #19265098 - 12/12/13 10:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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brokentv said:
Thanks ballleriam i've been wondering about this. there is a girl I am interested in, and we text every day mostly from me initiating. So I've been wondering if I should keep it up or lay low from time to time. It looks like letting the lady breath is a good idea.



Escalate the relationship.  Get some real time with her.
I hate text and calling. Initiate a "hang out chill session" where you can spend real time with her. Don't make it a date..to much pressure for both parties even if she may say yes...A smoke session nd a movie work wonders.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: Mescalean]
    #19265114 - 12/12/13 10:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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1. Game recognize game, and your lookin kinda unfamiliar...

2. The game ain't worth it. Take it from someone whos cheated. 100 percent not worth how everything ended up. Back together but it's a huge long process earning a womans trust back.



I'm talking about being a player not whether or not you approve of the game. :smirk:
Notice how many here went to talking about relationships..I'm the anti-relationship.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: mpd]
    #19265120 - 12/12/13 10:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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hTx said:
1) be mysterious,  get her(s) number.

2) act like she doesn't matter, you got other bitchs. (Even if you dont)

3) maintain the mystery, have her over..bang and repeat.



Yeah man, you should totally treat people like they don't matter. That's an awesome and satisfying way to go through life.
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mpd said:
Honest communication is what is needed.  Playing games just leads to the requirement to continue playing false games and making shitty pronouncements about the love you don't have.  Honesty is the best possible policy when it comes to the love game.



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Re: How to be a player [Re: Sheekle]
    #19265145 - 12/12/13 10:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Not people..girls. girls you are interested in fucking. Showing you care comes later if she passes your tests and proves she won't take your heart rip it out and shit on it. Obviously you have to show interest. .but girls will flake / test you for reactions all the time.
Honest communication is what this is all about, believe it or not.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: hTx]
    #19265163 - 12/12/13 10:31 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Oh the hypocrisy of love and LUST!


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Re: How to be a player [Re: mpd]
    #19265170 - 12/12/13 10:33 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

And how often one is mistaken for the other


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Re: How to be a player [Re: hTx] * 1
    #19265199 - 12/12/13 10:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I've found that if you're dating women over 25, a good job and respect works even better than all of the above.


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Re: How to be a player [Re: hTx]
    #19265211 - 12/12/13 10:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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1) Cocaine

2) GHB

3) Amphetamine




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