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akira_akuma
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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#19263015 - 12/11/13 09:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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*poke poke* C'MON... CMMOON MAAATE... mate goddamn it... *poke* MATE!! fuck...
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matttt said:
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VivaLaMushie said: AWWWWWW!! I WANT ONE!!!
Please mate yours somehow and send me a baby.
well I can send you a ootheca... which contains thousands HAHAHAHAHAHA
*Psycho violin stabs*
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ChinChiller



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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: schwarg]
#19263033 - 12/11/13 09:47 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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My brother had a pet black widow that passed recently. RIP Shiva, your memory will live on in the syringe that contains the poison we extracted from your shriveled carcass. You will come in great use one day when said poison wreaks havoc and rains all hell on our worst of enemies.
I think I would like to get him a new insect pet, I definitely dont have the balls to go looking in wood piles for a black widow haha.
Edited by ChinChiller (12/11/13 09:48 PM)
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schwarg



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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: ChinChiller]
#19263062 - 12/11/13 09:52 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck black widows, look for brown recluses
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akira_akuma
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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: schwarg]
#19263069 - 12/11/13 09:53 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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fuck spiders in general! (all the spider lovers come to tell me how their creepy crawly friends are so cool, fuck that shit!! evil!!)
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ChinChiller



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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: schwarg]
#19263080 - 12/11/13 09:54 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah it would be a great gift to give him. First a black widow, now a recluse.
Those bites are so fucking narly.
It was so sketch feeding that widow and it got so fucking big, like the size of a quarter.
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illa
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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: ChinChiller]
#19263088 - 12/11/13 09:56 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't think you people realize how badass a praying mantis crop guardian could be.
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matttt



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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: akira_akuma]
#19263132 - 12/11/13 10:03 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: fuck spiders in general! (all the spider lovers come to tell me how their creepy crawly friends are so cool, fuck that shit!! evil!!)
Without spiders my friend..... insects could have evolved into much scarier things which luckily don't exist today.
oh wait... it already does exist:



AND THE WORST PART: This is fucking REAL.
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illa
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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
#19263144 - 12/11/13 10:05 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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fuckfuckfuck what the fuck. how does it get thru your skull??
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matttt



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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: illa]
#19263163 - 12/11/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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illa said: fuckfuckfuck what the fuck. how does it get thru your skull??
It eats thru it. Luckily I don't live in africa and if I did, I have long hair so the botfly larvae would be pretty confused.
For all you bald guys, you would have to hope that if a fly lays an egg on you it's anywhere but your head.
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matttt



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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
#19263203 - 12/11/13 10:15 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Either that or just never go to africa
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Into The Woods
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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
#19263207 - 12/11/13 10:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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matttt said:

Mantises are one of my favorite animals.
I have about half a dozen of those kind of rugs, all different colours.
They're pretty neat. I like yours.
This thread reminds me of that episode of Frasier when a cricket got loose in the apartment and he sat in the kitchen all day with a gecko harnessed on a string of dental floss to catch the cricket.
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Jesus Christ
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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
#19263212 - 12/11/13 10:17 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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could i hypothetically buy a few dozen eggs and create a preying mantis revolution in my town? where's the best place to buy them?
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matttt



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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: Into The Woods]
#19263218 - 12/11/13 10:18 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Into The Woods said:
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matttt said:

Mantises are one of my favorite animals.
I have about half a dozen of those kind of rugs, all different colours.
They're pretty neat. I like yours.
This thread reminds me of that episode of Frasier when a cricket got loose in the apartment and he sat in the kitchen all day with a gecko harnessed on a string of dental floss to catch the cricket.
Haha I bought mine at K-Mart
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matttt



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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: Jesus Christ]
#19263224 - 12/11/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jesus Christ said: could i hypothetically buy a few dozen eggs and create a preying mantis revolution in my town? where's the best place to buy them?
Depending on where you live it's likely that there is already a praying mantis revolution in your town every summer.
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akira_akuma
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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
#19263233 - 12/11/13 10:20 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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matttt said:
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akira_akuma said: fuck spiders in general! (all the spider lovers come to tell me how their creepy crawly friends are so cool, fuck that shit!! evil!!)
Without spiders my friend..... insects could have evolved into much scarier things which luckily don't exist today.
damn, that's actually true too.
(FUCK BOT FLIES )
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koods
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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#19263454 - 12/11/13 11:08 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hello humans
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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(


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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
#19263548 - 12/11/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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You bought your Mantis from Kmart?
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Into The Woods
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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#19263554 - 12/11/13 11:35 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah.
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matttt



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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#19263673 - 12/11/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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VivaLaMushie said: You bought your Mantis from Kmart?
Yep K-Mart is having a mantis special right now. Buy 2,000 get 1,000 free.
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cannabinated



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Re: The fate of all roaches which dare enter my house [Re: matttt]
#19265309 - 12/12/13 11:20 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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I should have brought the mantises that chilled in my outdoor garden this season into my indoor garden. There was one with broken wings that I feel bad about leaving outside. Ladybugs and spiders seem to work for keeping the pests out at least.
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