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OfflineEnemaOfState
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Poo run
    #19263336 - 12/11/13 10:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

For my current mushroom experiment i require some dung to use as a casing layer outdoors. My neighbors have a couple of horses and im about to go make a poo run.
My obstacles will include:
Neighbors fence
Neighbors
Angry horse
Horny horse
Lack of poo

Will i survive? Lets hope so!


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Re: Poo run [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #19263347 - 12/11/13 10:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Good luck! keep us updated :thumbup:


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Re: Poo run [Re: suniced] * 2
    #19263370 - 12/11/13 10:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Man, anything could happen! He could get shot by his neighbor,slip in shit, get kicked or fucked by the horse, or he could actually get some good shit! Any guesses?


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Re: Poo run [Re: Hashbuble] * 2
    #19263840 - 12/12/13 12:38 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

dude why don't you just ask them if you can use it for composting. why u gotta be stealin' peoples' horse shit


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Re: Poo run [Re: NWlight]
    #19263860 - 12/12/13 12:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Warning nsfw, but totally relevant.



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Re: Poo run [Re: NWlight]
    #19263981 - 12/12/13 01:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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NWlight said:
dude why don't you just ask them if you can use it for composting. why u gotta be stealin' peoples' horse shit




Dude ever since the recession horse shit prices done went up.


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Re: Poo run [Re: Niffla]
    #19264042 - 12/12/13 01:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i do community service at a farm... i can grab horse shit anytime.. but i was told if i see anyone who doesnt belong to yell for the owner man with his rifle and shit.. idk. people dont take to kindly to others trespassing... DONT TRESPASS. how would you like it if i said hey i need mushrooms im gonna sneak into your house and grab them..


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Re: Poo run [Re: silverstem]
    #19264236 - 12/12/13 04:01 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

the poo run run run the poo run run


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Re: Poo run [Re: berdinwall]
    #19264256 - 12/12/13 04:18 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:whathesaid:  :lmafo:


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Re: Poo run [Re: banjofraz]
    #19264263 - 12/12/13 04:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

so OP how was your poo run? pics


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Re: Poo run [Re: silverstem]
    #19264284 - 12/12/13 04:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If you know where one dude has a bunch of horses, you probably know where there are a lot of people who have a bunch of horses. Knock on some doors. They might even give you some straw to go with your horse shit if you seem like a nice person.


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Re: Poo run [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #19265464 - 12/12/13 12:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

POO RUN UPDATE PLEASE OP


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Re: Poo run [Re: Niffla]
    #19265480 - 12/12/13 12:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: Poo run [Re: NWlight]
    #19265481 - 12/12/13 12:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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dude why don't you just ask them if you can use it for composting. why u gotta be stealin' peoples' horse shit




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Re: Poo run [Re: Herbologist] * 2
    #19265503 - 12/12/13 12:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

meanwhile OP



meanwhile at the neighbor's



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Re: Poo run [Re: Niffla]
    #19265898 - 12/12/13 01:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well the poo run has been delayed until tonight because i got too stoned and fell asleep...lmfao but!
I was scoping out the neighbors house today and noticed a huge ass cactus. Ill post a pic but is this a san pedro or other mescaline container?



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Re: Poo run [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #19265968 - 12/12/13 02:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Don't steal his cactus dood.


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Re: Poo run [Re: Shins]
    #19266093 - 12/12/13 02:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

A lot of times they will run past you I remember one time
Me n a friend felt the ground rumble then all you could
See was like 50 shadows run by horses lol


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Re: Poo run [Re: Polk_Audio3] * 1
    #19267829 - 12/12/13 08:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Poo run in t-30 minutes!


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Re: Poo run [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #19267837 - 12/12/13 08:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Awesome im so excited


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Re: Poo run [Re: Polk_Audio3]
    #19267922 - 12/12/13 08:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I just had to comment that I love OP's sig.


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Re: Poo run [Re: Everlong]
    #19267934 - 12/12/13 08:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Good luck OP. May your harvest be plentiful.

:glittershitz:


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Re: Poo run [Re: Polk_Audio3]
    #19268380 - 12/12/13 10:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Awesome im so excited




ME TOO

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Re: Poo run [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #19268402 - 12/12/13 10:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Poo run in t-30 minutes!



Um yeah good luck

Last time I was in a horse pasture at night the horses buzzed me a few times, scared the shit out of me.  They woke up the farmer, who started yelling at us and waving a shotgun.

Then I got shocked about 5 times trying to get over the abnormally high fence.


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Re: Poo run [Re: Set]
    #19268422 - 12/12/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So i managed to harvest one large bucket of shit safely! The horse and donkey seemed a little uneasy that i was there but i managed. I also took a cutting of that cactus...doesnt look like san pedro :shrug:


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Re: Poo run [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #19268431 - 12/12/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Cactus



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Re: Poo run [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #19268804 - 12/13/13 12:07 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You can't just go round cutting bits off people's cacti..


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Re: Poo run [Re: MycoPirate]
    #19269078 - 12/13/13 01:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Why don't you just ask them?


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Re: Poo run [Re: Niffla]
    #19269080 - 12/13/13 01:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Niffla said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
dude why don't you just ask them if you can use it for composting. why u gotta be stealin' peoples' horse shit




Dude ever since the recession horse shit prices done went up.





:rofl:


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Re: Poo run [Re: NWlight]
    #19269088 - 12/13/13 01:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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dude why don't you just ask them if you can use it for composting. why u gotta be stealin' peoples' horse shit





stealing people's shit isn't right


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Re: Poo run [Re: EnemaOfState]
    #19269154 - 12/13/13 02:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

LMAO I take it this isn't your first run?

See this is why shrooms aren't really a big deal drug wise, on Breaking Bad they are trying to steal methylamine by breaking into a vaulted chemical supply house to make crank

you're running across the neighbors yard to break into a stable to steal horse manure


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Re: Poo run [Re: EnemaOfState] * 3
    #19269158 - 12/13/13 02:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

"Today a young man was shot and killed while trespassing in his neighbors lawn, the police stated he had a bag full of horse manure."


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Re: Poo run [Re: LordSenate]
    #19269193 - 12/13/13 02:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

That cactus isn't active either, dude.
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Re: Poo run [Re: fiddle] * 1
    #19269648 - 12/13/13 07:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I didnt just lop off a hunk of live cactus lmfao, there were a few big piece of it already laying on the ground nearby, i just cut off the dried ends. As for the poo it was really fresh and i plan on crumbling my cakes to it today!


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Re: Poo run [Re: Enjoywho]
    #19269711 - 12/13/13 08:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Why don't you just ask them?





For reals. If someone came up and knocked on my door asking for a wheelbarrow load of horse manure I would open the gate for them. That's just one less load I have to haul out. If you where real nice I might even show you where we dump it for next seasons garden, ya know the aged crap. Now if my horses woke me up at night to an intruder, that poor soul would be looking at the barrel of multiple lead slinging devises.

Oh and you can take as much of that prickly pear cactus out front as you want. Fuck that thing.


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Re: Poo run [Re: 4runner] * 1
    #19270171 - 12/13/13 10:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Jesus OP, wtf! Fresh shit? You don't want fresh shit. And don't be stealing cacti, the bad karma will fuck up your grow


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Re: Poo run [Re: Hashbuble]
    #19270175 - 12/13/13 10:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck OP poo is poo


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